Monday, March 28, 2011

A Happy Fan

from Knoxville, Tennessee-



Monday's Child is happy, I am happy.

Odyssey Dawn Nude Obama Unicorn Painting

A painting of Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn, with Bob Dylan, Muammar Gaddafi, and Penelope the Unicorn on harmonica.  I call this painting 'Obama Unicorn / Odyssey Dawn'-

a painting of Barack Obama nude on a unicorn, with Bob Dylan, Muammar Gaddafi, and Penelope the unicorn

I have both the original painting up for auction on Ebay simultaneously with prints of the same.

Obama Unicorn Odyssey Dawn painting - Ebay Art Auction

Obama Unicorn Odyssey Dawn prints - Ebay 

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Acrylic underpainting completed

If I can find six hours or so for the oil I should have this competed this evening.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I have the most patient fans..

Long overdue; a much larger version to replace the Knoxblab / Raincrow painting which I auctioned off on Ebay a few months ago. Mailed off with guilt prints.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Knut The Baby German Polar Bear Memorial Print

I remembered this portrait which I painted back in 2008 of Knut the baby German polar bear and thought it might serve as a nice memorial print for his fans-

Knut the baby German polar bear

Knut The Baby German Polar Bear Print - Ebay

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Gilbert Gottfried With A Bloody Aflac Duck On His Head

A portrait of Gilbert Gottfried with a bloody Aflac duck on his head. I painted and posted this a few days ago on Ebay and found some time today to revise the likeness-

Gilbert Gottfried with a bloody Aflac duck on his head

Commenting will return after a persistent something understands that I am not interested in selling Viagra.

Gilbert Gottfried Aflac Duck Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, March 14, 2011

A portrait of Justin Bieber With Laser Eyes

A portrait of Justin Bieber with laser eyes-

a portrait of Justin Bieber with laser eyes

Justin Bieber Laser Eyes Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Obama Nude Unicorn The Inbetweeners Car Painting

A painting of Penelope The Unicorn as Will McKenzie and President Barack Obama as Jay Cartwright in the car from the British Television series The Inbetweeners-


Obama Unicorn Inbetweeners car painting

Obama Nude Unicorn Inbetweeners Car Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Obama Gaddafi Dylan Unicorn, in progress

Obama Gaddafi Dylan Unicorn painting, in progress. Started this last night, but I think I'll put it aside to paint an Inbetweeners Obama Unicorn instead.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Self Nude Portrait In Artist Studio Painting

Struggling with a few newer paintings over the course of the past few days, so I put everything aside and painted this self nude portrait this morning in a few hours.

male nude artist chair

Here's a larger image.

Thanks to someone on the Brazilian Portuguese language Zerg forum for posting this, my Male Nude Artist painting.

Self Nude Portrait In Art Studio - Ebay Auction

Justin Bieber Hair Shoe Parody Auction

A painting of Justin Bieber's shoe, with a head of Bieber hair.

Justin Bieber hair shoe parody auction

I posted this painting a few days ago on Ebay and revised it today, adding and changing detail.  The painting is a parody of an auction on Ebay of one of Justin Bieber's shoes to benefit his former school, Stratford Northwestern Secondary School.  The shoe was personally given to his former school by Justin himself for the purpose of the auction.  Here's a link to the original auction-

http://cgi.ebay.com/JUSTIN-BIEBER-AUTHENTIC-SIGNED-WORN-SHOE-/290540325489

I've learned since placing the auction that my painting has a secret bidder associated with the original charity auction.  I'll reveal who when the auction has concluded.  Good luck!

Justin Bieber Hair Shoe Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Pancake Shrove Tuesday Bunny and Bieber

Paintings of a bunny with a pancake and Justin Bieber without, for Shrove Tuesday. Nearly completed...

Friday, March 04, 2011

Dead Mouse Siamese Cat Pancake Portrait

A painting of a Siamese cat with a dead mouse pancake on top of its head-

dead mouse siamese pancake

Dead Mouse Siamese Pancake - Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, 2. In progress.

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, 2. In progress. By commission.

Self Nude With Shirt

A painting of a male nude putting on a shirt-

male nude removes shirt

Male Nude Shirt Painting - Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, in progress.

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, in progress. By commission.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

Pancakes & Booze Art Show at The Loft in Minneapolis, May 20 2011

I'll be performing street pancake poetry at the Pancakes & Booze art show at The Loft in Minneapolis on May 20th.

pancakes booze show the loft minneapolis 2011

It will be warm by then.

Pancakes & Booze Art Show Minneapolis May 20 2011 - Facebook