Monday, December 31, 2012

Hillary Clinton Hospital Pancake Painting

A painting of Secretary Of State and future President of the United States Hillary Clinton in the hospital with a pancake on her head-

Hillary Clinton hospital pancake art

The pancake has melded into the shape of Hillary's hair, representing the fact that the blood cot is between her brain the skull and is an intimate complication of her concussion. Her hair ends suddenly on the side of her face so that we can view the thermometer without distraction; this represents her health issue interrupting her schedule and necessary room being made for the monitoring thereof.  The thermometer is cool; there is no discernible red line of crisis, but this in itself might be a cause for alarm-we aren't being given any information.  Hillary keeps her eyes completely on the problem-the design of the pupils sharing the same shape as her eyelashes denotes an almost trance like state of inner attention.  The hair to the left side of her face is in the shape of a bended knee. This doesn't represent prayer, but the state of being subjugated to a condition but ready to take action.

Hillary Clinton Hospital Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

A Painting Of A Chinchilla With A Stack Of Pancakes On Its Head, Ebay Art Auction

A revised version of my recent painting of a chinchilla with a stack of pancakes on its head-

Chinchilla pancake painting

There is no better way to bring in the New Year than to revise a painting of a chinchilla with a stack of pancakes on its head.

Chinchilla Pancakes Painting, Revised - Ebay Art Auction

Twitter Bird Upskirt Twitpic Painting, Ebay Art Auction

Last Tuesday, Twitter Bird was flying through the Twittersphere minding its own business when it became the victim of a Twitpic upskirt photo.  Twitter Bird retaliated for this insult by falsely reporting to the Google Chrome browser that it believed Twitpic was creating malware and spreading it throughout the Twitterverse.

Now you know the real story.
Twitter Bird upskirt Twitpic photo painting

Twitter Twitpic Upskirt Bird Ass Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Chase The Cat Pancake Painting #2, Ebay Art Auction

My second pancake portrait and third painting of Chase The ( no face ) Cat. The previous paintings are from 2007 and 2009, I think-


Chase The Cat Pancake Portrait #2 - Ebay Art Auction

Dr. Orly Taitz, Lawyer & Dentist Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting of Dr. Orly Taitz, this time recognizing her career double threat of being both a skilled lawyer AND a celebrated dentist-

Orly Taitz lawyer dentist painting

The mallet and tooth are composed of delicious butter. They rest upon pancake bases so very slathered in syrup they resemble chocolate donuts.

This is a revised version of the painting which I first posted to Ebay a day ago; I may do a little more work to the image before the auction concludes.

Orly Taitz Lawyer Dentist Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Obama Dr. Orly Taitz Happy New Year 2013 Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama as the robot Maria from Metropolis holding a newly birth Dr. Orly Taitz, who attempts to pour a celebratory drink from Obama's chest keg but the tap has run dry-

happy new year 2013 picture

Happy New Year 2012 Picture

Orly Taitz Obama Birther Happy New Year 2013 Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

A Painting Of A John Boehner Crying While Causing The Newtown School Shooting Massacre With His Gun Tits

A painting of US House of Representatives GOP Republican Speaker John Boehner crying while causing the Newtown Connecticut school shooting massacre with his hairy gun tits. This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas. It is available for private purchase.

A detail of the painting is displayed; this is a family friendly blog-

John Boehner causes the Newtown school shooting with his hairy gun tits painting

The full painting can be viewed at The Painter Of Pancakes

Tim Tebow Tames The Jacksonville Jaguars Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting which I call 'Tim Tebow Tames The Jacksonville Jaguars' -

  a painting of Christian Tim Tebow taming future team The Jacksonville Jaguars

Report: Tim Tebow playing next year for Jaguars “a virtual certainty” - NBC Sports

In his painting, celebrated Christian football player Tim Tebow,stranded in a pit,  tames his future team 'The Jacksonville Jaguars' by reading to them from scripture.  There is a pancake in this painting as well.

This is a large 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas.  It has been posted for auction on Ebay.

Tim Tebow Christian Football Jacksonville Jaguars Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Obama Gangnam Style Pancakes Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama as Noh Hongchul picking up Korean Kpop superstar Psy with his kneecaps Gangnam Style, while the ghosts of pancakes blow away in the background-

Obama Gangnam Style Pancakes painting

Obama Gangnam Style Pancakes Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

12 12 12 Painting / Dr. Orly Taitz Oral Twinkie Birth Ice-T Obama Unicorn Coco Painting, Ebay Art Sponsored by George Soros

UPDATE - The new Orly has been pulled by Ebay because of what they claim is a  overly suggestive Twinkie. They inform me that I am welcome to repost the painting in the adult-only category, but I am undecided. Most people aren't aware that when you sell things in the 'adults only' category on Ebay, it prohibits ( from where I am, in the US ) anyone from outside of the US and Canada from bidding, so if I was to do so it would prevent many of the people who collect my paintings from bidding. I'm taking the opportunity in the meantime to do some revisions on the painting; just color areas I'm not completely happy with and not any self-censoring.  
I've spoken to George regarding this matter, and he informs me that he would be happy to purchase the painting outright ( he had originally sponsored the original listing, covering the 10 cent listing fee ) but it is the principal of the thing which most concerns me.  Ebay won't say if a complaint led to the removal, but considering the fact that Orly continues to cite me in her anti-Obama legal filings, I suspect that this may indeed be the case.  

Thanks so much to Greek billionaire and continuing Democratic party shadow master George Soros who recently personally sponsored this new portrayal of famed 'Birther Queen' Dr. Orly Taitz, which I have titled
12 12 12.

  George Soros sponsored Dr. Orly Taitz 12 12 12 art painting

In my painting, the winged head of Dr. Taitz gives oral birth to a Hostess Twinkie, which in turn births a nude President Barack Obama as Ice-T who strides his model wife Coco who is anthropomorphically presented as a pretty unicorn.  The T's have pancakes.

As with my previous Orly's, this painting is currently available for auction on Ebay.

Thanks to the Mississippi Democratic Party Executive Committee, which cites me as point III in their recent 'Responsive Brief Supporting Motion For Judgment On The Pleadings.'

I may still do a little more work on the above.  I had originally intended this as an online decoration for the coming Mayan apocalypse, before George suggested that it would make a swell 12 12 12 painting ( note the Mayan style hairdo.)  I may add a flaming meteoric pancake or two, possibly.

Orly Taitz Ice-T Obama Coco Unicorn Twinkie 12 12 12 Painting - Ebay Art Auction

For those not aware of the backstory-Dr. Orly Taitz is a major Tea Party figure who is primarily known as 'The Birther Queen' and has for years attempted to harass President Barack Obama via legal filings challenging his citizenship status. She believes he was born in Kenya.  A few years ago I began to paint a series of what I call my Orlys which I have periodically auctioned on Ebay. Dr. Taitz continues to threaten me with subpoena and/or include me in her legal filings (she believes Greek billionaire and Democratic party supporter George Soros secretly funds my artwork, in order to embarrass her and cause her to lose elections, for example, her failed attempt to capture the position of California Secretary of State.) George says I should keep the nature of our secret relationship to myself, but sometimes the truth just sort of slips out.


Sunday, December 09, 2012

Tribute Of The Twinkies Obama Spock Star Trek Ebay Art Auction Painting

A new portrait painting of President Barack Obama as Spock from Star Trek, in a painting which I call Tribute Of The Twinkies-

Obama Spock Star Trek Tribute Of The Twinkies painting

Tribute Of The Twinkies Obama Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Saturday, December 01, 2012

A Painting Of First Lady Michelle Obama With Katy Perry Hair And A Hostess Cupcakes Bra, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of first lady Michelle Obama with Katy Perry hair and a Hostess Cupcakes bra -

Michelle Obama Hostess Cupcakes

Acrylic on a 16 by 20 inch stretched canvas.

Michelle Obama Hostess Cupcakes Bra Painting - Ebay Art Auction