My Sean Hannity Pancake Paintings

In honor of the recent Representative Keith Ellison / Fox News host Sean Hannity Match Of Enmity, here's three paintings of Sean Hannity with pancakes on his head which I've painted over the course of the past few years-



Sean Hannity Fox News Pancakes




Sean Hannity Red White & Blue Pancakes




Sean Hannity Half Pancake

In other news, feeling a little better.

Large Painting Of The Mars Curiosity Rover Discovering A Pancake

By request; a large painting of the Mars Curiosity Rover discovering a pancake on the surface of the red planet-







This is 24 by 36 acrylic painting on stretched canvas. I've painted the rover a few times before in a smaller size.

A little light glare; I'll try to take better photos tomorrow.

Mars Curiosity Rover Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction 

John Boehner Newtown Shooting Painting

I've posted for direct sale my painting from a few months ago of John Boehner crying golf club tears while his gun tits create the Newtown shooting massacre-

Dan Lacey Non Ebay Paintings For Sale Page

Chad Barker Pancake Portrait

Thanks kindly to artist friend Chad Barker for the surprise of this delightful pop pancake piece



Chad is currently engaged in a Kickstarter project which he calls 500 Painting Summer.  His goal is to paint 500 paintings and to seed the majority of them in public places around the State of Nebraska for people to discover, procure, puzzle over. Very much like the internet but without the screen and possibly actual cats.

500 Painting Summer - Chad Barker Kickstarter Project

Russian Pancake Meteor

This is a painting of a pancake from outer space about to explode over some remote part of Russia-



Russian Meteor Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Pancake Portrait By Bjorn Davidson

Thanks so much to my Facebook friend Bjorn Davidson who has today completed this wonderful pancake portrait of myself as I appeared a few days ago in hospital-



I am honored.

I've been home for two days now and slowly recovering. No pancakes for quite some time.  Doctors orders.

Bjorn Davidson Pancake Portrait of Dan Lacey

Pope Benedict XVI Nude Shower Painting, Painted By His Eminence And Inspired By The Painterly Stylings Of George W. Bush

This is the auction of a painting entrusted to me by His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, who, much influenced by the reflective canvas stylings of President George Bush II, decided to immediately embark upon the pleasures of his imminent abdication, and therefore in his weakness endured to put brush to canvas, capturing here a permanent acknowledgement of his humility but in the process of being cleansed of all impurity. Revenue raised from this auction will go to the Pope's private kitty to purchase canvas and paint for future artistic endeavors and also for arthritis medication and perhaps cat toys or to get his piano tuned.

 

Larger image - Pope Benedict Shower Painting, As Inspired By President George W. Bush

Thanks today to The Huffington Post for their Dan Lacey 'Pancake Painter' Explains Bizarre Obama Paintings And Conservative Roots.

Pope Benedict Shower Nude Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Pope Benedict Steps Down Pancake

In honor of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down later this month, a painting from a few years ago of the former Cardinal Ratzinger wearing pancake vestments-

 

Hospital Bound

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Happy National Pancake Day

Happy National Pancake Day. For me, this is the fifth day in the hospital, and more than a week without a pancake.

But the pancake...survives.

Obama Unicorn Dreamer Painting, Ebay Art Auction

Revised, the painting I posted a few days ago as an Ebay art auction titled Obama Unicorn Dreamer - 



Here's the preliminary image-


Obama Unicorn Dreamer Painting - Ebay Art Auction

I may still come back and revise this a third time.  I think I prefer the expression on the unicorn in the first version, and i'd like to re-accentuate the red shadow beneath the unicorn's face, which is was meant to allude to a wound from being pierced.

You can move your cursor back and forth over the display image on the auction page for this painting to better compare the changes.

Obama 11 Inch Footlong Subway Sandwich / Michelle Obama Pancake Bangs Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama riding through the clouds on a unicorn which has an 11 inch footlong sandwich for a horn, which he attempts to measure with a tape ruler which has no numbers, while an unknown man who looks like Michelle Obama as a Subway employee with pancake bangs looks over his shoulder.



This is a large 24 by 30 inch acrylic painting on a stretched canvas. I'll post a pic of the painting on a easel later today.

Thanks to the many sites which have recently posted my Obama 2013 Inauguration Unicorn painting, including Breitbart, Fox News Red Eye's The Activity Pit, and a few others. 

11 Inch Subway Sandwich Obama Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

A Gallery Of Paintings From 2012

A gallery of some of my favorite paintings from 2012, which is actually just my dragging and dropping a number of things onto the top of my Painter Of Pancakes page, but it works for now-

Dan Lacey Art Gallery Of Paintings From 2012

Novak Djokovic Rips Shirt Off Nude Painting Ebay Art Auction

This is a painting of Serbian tennis great Novak Djokovic ripping off his shirt at the recent Australian open while balancing a pancake on his knee-



In this small acrylic painting we witness tennis superstar Novak Djokovic expressing the historic yearnings of his native Serbia by engaging in an impromptu dance of freedom. Removing his blue (sadness) shirt, Novak abandons the chiseled visage of his puzzled anthropomorphic chest to the unexpected presence on the knee of a Palatschinkenkačamakalabrcabnokvomiplăcintămesk, a pancake shaped maze polenta with sharpened syrup wings; a delicious break-fast used traditionally for greeting and/or genocide. Behind the gaze of his beady nipple eyes, Novak holds forth in his outstretched 'soul' two lime green tennis balls, a graceful gesture which defuses the implied threat of the dangerous pancake. This completes the static theme of 2 (balls, buns, syrup wings, nipple eyes) which in repetition creates a tension which can only be released by sacrifice of the 1 artificial State (Serbia/shirt of sadness/ego). Still, the liberation erupting from the top part of the image remains dependent upon the delicate ballet maintained below. The viewer remains unsure of whether the painting is visually unified as a result of this tension, or, like Novak Djokovic's phenomenal success on the tennis court, is a result of micro bouts of religious ecstasy induced during moments of self induced asphyxiation while disrobing.

Novak Djokovic Nude Shirt Rip Fuzzy Tennis Ball Dance - Ebay Art Auction

Obama 2013 Second Term Inauguration Nude Unicorn Pancake Painting With Grumpy Cat, Ebay Art Auction

A 2013 White House commemorative painting of nude President Barack Obama taking the inaugural oath of office for his second term upon a stack of pancakes with the assistance of Penelope The Unicorn, while Grumpy Cat looks on approvingly-



This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas, placed for seven day auction on Ebay.

Obama 2013 Inauguration Unicorn Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Manti Te'o Imaginary Pancake Girlfriend Painting, Ebay Art Auction

Notre Dame is French for 'Our Lady' but here it represents the sorrowful Notre Dame des Douleurs as the pancake Co-Redemptrix is mourned by fabulous Mormon linebacker and Heisman Trophy finalist Manti Te'o. We see in Manti's powerful visualization an understanding that love, once imagined, is not only beyond our grasp but also defies any demanded description or definition, especially when the object of one's affection is meant not for possession but as personalized inspiration.  In the classic two pancake stack Manti sees the eternal loss of the unification of the Christian Church, with divergent origins in God/Man Peter/Paul Catholic/Protestant coming to final manifestation in the questions concerning the authenticity of his own faith, sexuality, and lack of straight line speed.  For as much as a good breakfast is desired, it sometimes remains an elusive ideal, as overly idealized as the Venus of Willendorf and as geopersonally separated as East versus West. In the death of the professed idol Manti is able to overcome all of these false parallels, but yet the loss is shared by both the creator and the created, the latter shedding butter tears and with syrup mouth rotund in the anguish of assassinated myth.



Manti Te'o Imaginary Pancake Girlfriend Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Kaepernicking Nude Obama & Unicorn San Francisco 49ers Victory Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a President Barack Obama and Penelope The Unicorn Kaepernicking nude over the Golden Gate Bridge following the San Francisco 49ers decisive victory over the Green Bay Packers on Saturday night -



Go, 49ers!

This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas, and my latest painting in my continuing Obama Nude On A Unicorn series, begun in 2008.

Kaepernicking Obama Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Sweet Pancake Kitty Painting

A painting of a cat with a pancake on its head-



This is a rather sweet cat with a pancake on its head.

Sweet Kitty With A Pancake On Its Head / The Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Sean Hannity Half Pancake Portrait, Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Fox News host Sean Hannity with a pancake for half of his head-



I've never understood how you get 'schawn' out of Sean.


This painting represents Sean Hannity's ideological disfigurement, and also the recent news that he lost half of his audience immediately following the election while competing pundits on rival networks lost little or none.

Sean Hannity Half Pancake Portrait Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Striped Cat With A Pancake On His Head Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a striped cat with a pancake on his head. One of a number of recent cat pancakes-



This painting is currently on 7 day art auction on Ebay-
Striped Cat Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Ive added the above and four additional paintings to my continuing gallery of pancake kitty art-
22 Paintings Of Cats With Pancakes On Their Heads