Monday, February 19, 2018

Minnesota Vikings Stefon Diggs Minnesota Miracle Painting

Minnesota Miracle Vikings Stefon Diggs painting

My painting of the Minnesota Vikings 'Minnesota Miracle'- Stefon Diggs catch of the Case Keenum pass which propelled the Minnesota Vikings into the playoffs only to be crushed there by the Philadelphia Eagles.  The Eagles responded by beating the Patriots in the newly constructed US Bank Stadium and inspiring the theft of a seat.  Many millions spent on security and an entire seat walked out of the stadium.  Terrorists bring things in; burglars take items out.   I think it should be standard courtesy for the host of the Superbowl to offer the winning team a complete row of seats as a goodwill gesture. It would be a nice thing to do.  The bar in St. Paul which threatened to throw beers at visiting Eagles fans is a blight upon the memory.  Seriously, why. This game also featured the halftime show wherein Justin Timberlake threatened a hologram of Prince and was instead cowed into performing a fakey duet beneath a bedsheet. 

This is a 3 by 4 foot acrylic painting on a stretched canvas.  Stefon is embraced by Cayleb Jones from the training squad. Caylebs face was very difficult to paint ( I worked from screenshots ) so after the second try I took a pic of my own face in a similar position and painted from that.  It worked.

The original painting, and canvas prints of the painting, are available on my Etsy.

The Vikings are trying to trademark the term 'Minnesota Miracle'.  Paul Allen was the first to use the term in his call, so I'm not sure how that could happen. Big money=big greed=disruptions in spacetime.   

I posted the image of this sports painting originally on my Twitter last week.  Making an effort to catch up on blog posts...the hand coding makes it difficult to want to do. I use clunky and dysfunctional computers.

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Presidents Day Painting / President Donald Trump Angry At Pancakes

President Donald Trump angry at pancakes painting

For Presidents Day- a painting of US GOP President Donald Trump Angry At Pancakes.  This is the first painting in a series called 'President Trump Angry At Pancakes.'

This is a 24 by 30 inch stretched canvas painting in acrylic.

The original painting, and canvas prints of the painting, are available on my Etsy.

This image is also posted on my Twitter, Instagram, and Flickr accounts.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

A painting of the Hurricane Irma Chainsaw Nun

chainsaw nun hurricane irma meme internet painting etsy

A painting of the Hurricane Irma chainsaw nun.

This acrylic painting on a 16 by 20 inch stretched canvas is painted in an impressionistic style.  It could have much more detail, but life is short and I like it they way it is.  The chainsaw represents faith, as does the nun, the brush behind her, the act of painting, and the very day of the week in which it was posted online-Sunday.  This is a nice painting, devoid of pancakes.  It isn't that I refused to include pancakes; as an act of faith they simply didn't happen. That doesn't mean they do not exist within the image..they may be within the brush or the nun, or perhaps tucked away neatly inside of another oncoming hurricane. The style of this image is very fluid, which is a change of pace from a number of more rigid paintings which I have been developing, most involving Prince.  I have spent most of the past year and a half painting Prince; it has been a journey.

This painting of resolute Christian Faith And Initiative in the face of the merciless calamity of Hurricane Irma as captured in a viral online video become an inspiring internet meme is currently available on Etsy.

Monday, September 11, 2017

Sunday, June 04, 2017

Donald And Melania Trump Inauguration Dance Portrait / The Pancake Between Them

A portrait of US President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump dancing at one of the Presidential Inaugural Balls in January of this year with a pancake between them-

This is meant to be a nice Melania and Donald Trump double portrait.  The pancake suspended in the air between them is merely incidental.

I understand that some people do not like breakfast, therefore, I have posted a pancakeless version of the above painting to my Etsy.

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Prince Under The Cherry Moon Painting

One of a number of Prince portraits painted during the past year, many of them at Paisley Park in Chanhassen, Minnesota.

Prince as Christopher Tracy in the film Under The Cherry Moon.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Greg Gianforte Montana Pancake Assault, Nude

A painting of freshly elected GOP House member Greg Gianforte in the nude and with relish forcing a pancake to the ground.

The alt right of Spring.

This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on a stretched canvas.

Friday, January 06, 2017

Melania Trump Official White House Pancake Portrait

This is my official painting of new US first lady Melania Trump with pancakes on top of his head-

Melania Trump trump tower portrait painting

Larger Trump Tower and White House Melania Trump portrait.

This painting was sold on my Etsy last month.  I've used this blog so little in the past few years, relying instead almost exclusively on my twitter and instragram. I'll try to catch up by posting both largely unseen things and newer paintings.

I also still post on Flickr, and less frequently on Tumblr. Here's this same portrait posted on Tumblr.

Thanks to Everlasting Blort for recently featuring this image of the tower reclusive Mrs. Trump.

Dylann Roof Pancakes

A painting of Dylann Roof with pancakes on top of his head-

Dylann Roof portrait painting

Larger Dylann Roof painting

This painting is currently listed on my Etsy

For the past year I've largely taken a break from contemporary painting, instead focusing on painting many portraits of Prince, as I live relatively close to Paisley Park. It has been and continues to be a very fulfilling experience.

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Trump Wins Election USA Presidency 2016

A painting of Republican candidate Donald Trump winning the 2016 US presidential election.

Trump Wins ( Larger Image)

Friday, April 22, 2016

My Prince Tribute Painting At Paisley Park, As Posted On Holly Bailey's Tumblr

Monday, April 18, 2016

Bill Nye Climate Changed Pancake

By request-a painting of Bill Nye The Science Guy with a climate changed pancake on top of his head.

This is a variation on part of my Bill Nye With A Pancake On Top Of His Head Vs Creationist Ken Ham With Smiling Bacon And Eggs painting from two years ago.  I printed just the Bill Nye section of the painting on a sheet of canvas, and then directly painted over the image with acrylic to create the new image.

Sunday, March 06, 2016

Donald Drumpf The Pancake Fuhrer

A portrait of US GOP Republican presidential candidate Donald J.Trump as The Pfannkuchen Fuhrer-

Donald Drumpf Trump Pancake Pfannkuchen Fuhrer

Larger Donald Trump Pancake Fuhrer image.

Cross posted to a few of my regular haunts, including Flickr.

Reoccurring head cold again, ugh.

I have no will to start a larger project, but I have a number of 11 by 14 inch canvases which I may doodle an image upon.  They aren't too expensive, so perhaps this would be a good habit to develop.

Still need to paint a monkey pancake.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Tall Pancake Landscape

I painted this as a gift for a follower on Flickr who had purchased a smaller painting of a pancake with a beard.  Perhaps if I mail this by noon today he'll see the painting(s) by Saturday. 

Taylor Swift Pancakes

A portrait of Taylor Swift with pancakes on top of her head. Painted last weekend.

The stumps in the background are of pop stars past or becoming.  I may revise one stump to demonstrate that it is in the process of forming.

The double pancakes represent Taylor's two album of the year Grammy awards.

It seems as if I am cleaning my coffee maker every two weeks now.

I very much doubt that Hitler had a micropenis. 

My ideal weight is supposed to be 165 pounds so I would like to lose at least another three pounds by Saturday.  That would put me only five pounds above my goal weight.

I worked on this painting for about an hour at a McDonalds in Inver Grove Heights. 

I would like to start a painting called Infant Of Pancakes for Lent, but I need a photo of an infant to look at.  That, or an infant.

Death Of Justice Scalia Unicorn Pancakes

Just remembered that I have a blogger app on my tablet; I should get into the habit of using it.  Many of my newer paintings are posted first to
twitter or flickr, most directly to Etsy.

My Justice Antonin Scalia memorial painting is from a week ago.

Monday, February 22, 2016

US President Barack Obama Historic Cuba Trip Unicorn

a painting of US President Barack Obama on his historic February trip to the island nation of Cuba- obama cuba trip unicorn no pancakes

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Agent Mulder David Duchovny X-Files Pancake (reworked)

This is a reworking of a painting from a few years ago of actor David Duchovny as Agent Fox Mulder of the US science fiction television program 'The X-Files' with a pancake on top of his head. The show is currently enjoying a renewal.

The repainting was done directly over a canvas print of the original file. I added darker blacks over the background, refined some detail on the face and largely overhauled the pancake.

David Duchovny Agent Fox Mulder X-Files painting

larger x-files painting

The original painting is not available, but I have made a new canvas print available on my Etsy.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Smiling Bernie Sanders Pancake Portrait

A painting of a smiling US Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders with a pancake on top of his head-

Bernie Sanders smiling pancake portrait

Larger smiling Bernie Sanders

Thanks to the art forum at Reddit which last week posted my original Bernie Sanders pancake portrait. The imgur link has been viewed more than a million times.

I have another Bernie Iowa themed painting which I started before the above and which I may have completed later this evening.

Both the original painting and canvas prints are available at my Etsy.