Faithmouse Florida Republican Primary Cartoon / Mitt Or Newt? The Real Question Is "Why In The Ass?"

A new Christian Faithmouse cartoon just in time for today's Florida Republican primary and which I call Mitt or Newt? The real question is.. WHY IN THE ASS? the rectum contains sensitive tissues'-



Click cartoon above for larger image.  Largest.

A Christian Cartoon Called Faithmouse / If You Keep Shoving Things Up Your Ass, What Room Does That Leave For God?

My long-running Christian Faithmouse cartoon, on-and-offline since 2000, returns. This first cartoon is called 'If You Keep Shoving Things Up Your Ass, What Room Does That Leave For God?'



Click cartoon above for larger image.  Largest.

This is the first new Faithmouse cartoon I've drawn in a number of years and marks the relaunch of the feature, which I'll update every few days.  I'm making both prints of selected cartoons and the original artwork for the cartoon available on Ebay. If can't find a specific cartoon or painting there you are welcome to order it from me directly.  All 8 by 10 prints are $20, and include free shipping and a complimentary refrigerator magnet featuring a past painting.




Faithmouse Original Art - Ebay Art Auction

Large Black and White Portrait Of Barack Obama

A large stretched black and white acrylic painting of Barack Obama-



I've been painting a number of larger canvases in a more expressive drawing style, which feels pretty comfortable. One of my goals has always been to paint faster while still producing interesting work so we'll see how far this progresses. A second Joe Paterno painting is also posted to Ebay; I'm offering each at a set price of $100, which is a pretty good deal for a 2 by 3 foot canvas. Each painting comes well-packaged in a hand made foamboard mailer.

I've also received a few inquiries regarding new Obama unicorn paintings, which I'd like to try in this style as well. Not sure if I'll offer those at a set price or auction but I'm leaning towards the latter.

A Large Black And White Obama Portrait - Ebay

Seven Paintings Revised

I probably shouldn't be left alone too long with my paintings because I'll rework them until the cows come home. Here are seven paintings which had issues no one else seemed to notice.  More than anything, they just needed another hour or two of work to create better overall integrity.



The late Kim Jong Il now has fancier pancake hair.



A more dramatic dramatic prairie dog. The burst of blue behind the head is now the source of the blue at the bottom of the painting.



More detail for Michele Bachmann's pancake corndog.  Need to add this to the Art Of Bachmann blog.  This may be the final painting in that series.



Second of three revised Kim Jong Il pancake hair paintings. I painted all four Kim's on an all night post-death mourning freak.



More detail for my Pope John Paul II pancake.  Consider this a color sketch for a future much-more-developed John Paul pancake portrait, similar to my Mother Teresa pancake painting from a few years ago.



Kim #3.



This recent I Like Turtles zombie kid painting made its way around Tumblr before I had the chance to thin the left side of Jason's face.  I'll probably exchange the turtles print currently on Ebay for this version, which has more energy.

A Joe Paterno Portrait

A Joe Paterno Memorial Portrait - Ebay

Hard Times Obama Pancake Painting, in progress

A new painting of Barack Obama with a pancake on his head, started while acting as my wife's harp roadie  while she presented a series of concerts in Northern Minnesota.  I call this painting 'Hard Times Obama'-

Basic color areas, not much specific detail although it looks fine in the photo. I'm not even sure how big this painting is in the canvas pad-it was a size I could comfortably paint while riding in a car.  Happy to be back in the Twin Cities where it is a comfortable -1.  

A New Obama 'Quarterback Sneak' Unicorn Painting Begun

Using the image addresses from the uploaded Facebook for these photos, something I haven't tried before, so if they fall off the edge of the world in time that would be why-

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All oil for this painting with no underpainting, which is how I've painted almost of the previous Obama unicorns. Pictured from top left are Mitt Romney, Penelope the unicorn, Naked Batman Obama, and Madonna.  Superbowl themed, although hard to tell at this point. Mitt is standing on a goalpost, and Obama is attempting a quarterback sneak.

If you'd like to follow the progress of this painting I'll update it regularly on Facebook-easier to do so when you don't have to code.

Three New Male Nude Paintings, Two Revised

Three new male nude paintings.  Two were painted a few days ago and recently revised-



A painting of a nude with legs in the air.  Sort of an oil wash feel to this one.

Male Nudes Legs Air - Ebay Art Auction



With weights.

Male Nude Weight Abstract - Ebay Art Auction




A little hard to photograph the painting above because of the iridescence-



A little better view. All of the paintings above are 8 by 10 oil and/or acrylics on a sheet of canvas.  They can be easily framed in any photo ready frame, only with the glass removed and perhaps an extra piece of backing cardboard to keep the painting held firmly in place.

Nude Gold Copper Sock - Ebay Art Auction

What IS Pornography?

Found this older Faithmouse ' Christian pornography' cartoon embedded in an ersatz collected-content porn filler page from Swedish-