Monday, December 31, 2012

Hillary Clinton Hospital Pancake Painting

A painting of Secretary Of State and future President of the United States Hillary Clinton in the hospital with a pancake on her head-

Hillary Clinton hospital pancake art

The pancake has melded into the shape of Hillary's hair, representing the fact that the blood cot is between her brain the skull and is an intimate complication of her concussion. Her hair ends suddenly on the side of her face so that we can view the thermometer without distraction; this represents her health issue interrupting her schedule and necessary room being made for the monitoring thereof.  The thermometer is cool; there is no discernible red line of crisis, but this in itself might be a cause for alarm-we aren't being given any information.  Hillary keeps her eyes completely on the problem-the design of the pupils sharing the same shape as her eyelashes denotes an almost trance like state of inner attention.  The hair to the left side of her face is in the shape of a bended knee. This doesn't represent prayer, but the state of being subjugated to a condition but ready to take action.

Hillary Clinton Hospital Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

A Painting Of A Chinchilla With A Stack Of Pancakes On Its Head, Ebay Art Auction

A revised version of my recent painting of a chinchilla with a stack of pancakes on its head-

Chinchilla pancake painting

There is no better way to bring in the New Year than to revise a painting of a chinchilla with a stack of pancakes on its head.

Chinchilla Pancakes Painting, Revised - Ebay Art Auction

Twitter Bird Upskirt Twitpic Painting, Ebay Art Auction


Last Tuesday, Twitter Bird was flying through the Twittersphere minding its own business when it became the victim of a Twitpic upskirt photo.  Twitter Bird retaliated for this insult by falsely reporting to the Google Chrome browser that it believed Twitpic was creating malware and spreading it throughout the Twitterverse.

Now you know the real story.
Twitter Bird upskirt Twitpic photo painting

Twitter Twitpic Upskirt Bird Ass Painting - Ebay Art Auction


Sunday, December 30, 2012

Chase The Cat Pancake Painting #2, Ebay Art Auction

My second pancake portrait and third painting of Chase The ( no face ) Cat. The previous paintings are from 2007 and 2009, I think-

Chase

Chase The Cat Pancake Portrait #2 - Ebay Art Auction

Dr. Orly Taitz, Lawyer & Dentist Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting of Dr. Orly Taitz, this time recognizing her career double threat of being both a skilled lawyer AND a celebrated dentist-

Orly Taitz lawyer dentist painting

The mallet and tooth are composed of delicious butter. They rest upon pancake bases so very slathered in syrup they resemble chocolate donuts.

This is a revised version of the painting which I first posted to Ebay a day ago; I may do a little more work to the image before the auction concludes.

Orly Taitz Lawyer Dentist Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Obama Dr. Orly Taitz Happy New Year 2013 Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama as the robot Maria from Metropolis holding a newly birth Dr. Orly Taitz, who attempts to pour a celebratory drink from Obama's chest keg but the tap has run dry-

happy new year 2013 picture

Happy New Year 2012 Picture

Orly Taitz Obama Birther Happy New Year 2013 Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

A Painting Of A John Boehner Crying While Causing The Newtown School Shooting Massacre With His Gun Tits

A painting of US House of Representatives GOP Republican Speaker John Boehner crying while causing the Newtown Connecticut school shooting massacre with his hairy gun tits. This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas. It is available for private purchase.

A detail of the painting is displayed; this is a family friendly blog-

John Boehner causes the Newtown school shooting with his hairy gun tits painting

The full painting can be viewed at The Painter Of Pancakes

Tim Tebow Tames The Jacksonville Jaguars Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting which I call 'Tim Tebow Tames The Jacksonville Jaguars' -

  a painting of Christian Tim Tebow taming future team The Jacksonville Jaguars


Report: Tim Tebow playing next year for Jaguars “a virtual certainty” - NBC Sports


In his painting, celebrated Christian football player Tim Tebow,stranded in a pit,  tames his future team 'The Jacksonville Jaguars' by reading to them from scripture.  There is a pancake in this painting as well.

This is a large 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas.  It has been posted for auction on Ebay.

Tim Tebow Christian Football Jacksonville Jaguars Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Obama Gangnam Style Pancakes Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama as Noh Hongchul picking up Korean Kpop superstar Psy with his kneecaps Gangnam Style, while the ghosts of pancakes blow away in the background-

Obama Gangnam Style Pancakes painting

Obama Gangnam Style Pancakes Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

12 12 12 Painting / Dr. Orly Taitz Oral Twinkie Birth Ice-T Obama Unicorn Coco Painting, Ebay Art Sponsored by George Soros

UPDATE - The new Orly has been pulled by Ebay because of what they claim is a  overly suggestive Twinkie. They inform me that I am welcome to repost the painting in the adult-only category, but I am undecided. Most people aren't aware that when you sell things in the 'adults only' category on Ebay, it prohibits ( from where I am, in the US ) anyone from outside of the US and Canada from bidding, so if I was to do so it would prevent many of the people who collect my paintings from bidding. I'm taking the opportunity in the meantime to do some revisions on the painting; just color areas I'm not completely happy with and not any self-censoring.  
I've spoken to George regarding this matter, and he informs me that he would be happy to purchase the painting outright ( he had originally sponsored the original listing, covering the 10 cent listing fee ) but it is the principal of the thing which most concerns me.  Ebay won't say if a complaint led to the removal, but considering the fact that Orly continues to cite me in her anti-Obama legal filings, I suspect that this may indeed be the case.  

Thanks so much to Greek billionaire and continuing Democratic party shadow master George Soros who recently personally sponsored this new portrayal of famed 'Birther Queen' Dr. Orly Taitz, which I have titled
12 12 12.

  George Soros sponsored Dr. Orly Taitz 12 12 12 art painting

In my painting, the winged head of Dr. Taitz gives oral birth to a Hostess Twinkie, which in turn births a nude President Barack Obama as Ice-T who strides his model wife Coco who is anthropomorphically presented as a pretty unicorn.  The T's have pancakes.

As with my previous Orly's, this painting is currently available for auction on Ebay.

Thanks to the Mississippi Democratic Party Executive Committee, which cites me as point III in their recent 'Responsive Brief Supporting Motion For Judgment On The Pleadings.'

I may still do a little more work on the above.  I had originally intended this as an online decoration for the coming Mayan apocalypse, before George suggested that it would make a swell 12 12 12 painting ( note the Mayan style hairdo.)  I may add a flaming meteoric pancake or two, possibly.

Orly Taitz Ice-T Obama Coco Unicorn Twinkie 12 12 12 Painting - Ebay Art Auction

For those not aware of the backstory-Dr. Orly Taitz is a major Tea Party figure who is primarily known as 'The Birther Queen' and has for years attempted to harass President Barack Obama via legal filings challenging his citizenship status. She believes he was born in Kenya.  A few years ago I began to paint a series of what I call my Orlys which I have periodically auctioned on Ebay. Dr. Taitz continues to threaten me with subpoena and/or include me in her legal filings (she believes Greek billionaire and Democratic party supporter George Soros secretly funds my artwork, in order to embarrass her and cause her to lose elections, for example, her failed attempt to capture the position of California Secretary of State.) George says I should keep the nature of our secret relationship to myself, but sometimes the truth just sort of slips out.


 

Sunday, December 09, 2012

Tribute Of The Twinkies Obama Spock Star Trek Ebay Art Auction Painting

A new portrait painting of President Barack Obama as Spock from Star Trek, in a painting which I call Tribute Of The Twinkies-

Obama Spock Star Trek Tribute Of The Twinkies painting

Tribute Of The Twinkies Obama Portrait - Ebay Art Auction


Saturday, December 01, 2012

A Painting Of First Lady Michelle Obama With Katy Perry Hair And A Hostess Cupcakes Bra, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of first lady Michelle Obama with Katy Perry hair and a Hostess Cupcakes bra -

Michelle Obama Hostess Cupcakes

Acrylic on a 16 by 20 inch stretched canvas.

Michelle Obama Hostess Cupcakes Bra Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Obama With Hostess Twinkies Paintings, Ebay Art Auction

Two recent paintings of President Barack Obama with Hostess Twinkies.  Both of these paintings can be found on art auction on Ebay-

This first painting is of the President with a Twinkie near his mouth. Obama has a very Jason Robardish expression.  On first glance, the Twinkie might be mistaken for a cigar. But it isn't. You are lead to believe that Obama is celebrating the death of Hostess. He isn't.

Obama Hostess Twinkie painting

The actual allusion is to the floating head ship in the movie Zardoz.  The Twinkie is the tribute, but it isn't entering.  It is a craft of its own.

Obama With Twinkie Painting - Ebay Art Auction

The second painting is of President Obama crying while holding a large, dead Twinkie.

Obama with dead Hostess Twinkie art

I painted this painting yesterday evening shortly after my wife and I realized that our cat Marco might be dying. He's a little better now, but he sure did appear to be losing it.  He may just be sick-cats can get sick.. or he might have heart failure. He's freaking fat.

Obama With Dead Twinkie Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, November 15, 2012

A Painting Of A Baby Bunny, A Kitty Cat, Jabba The Hut, And Meenah Peixes From Homestuck, With Pancakes On Their Heads And Thinking About The Petraeus Scandal, Ebay Art Auctions

A painting of a baby bunny, a kitty cat, Jabba The Hut, and Meenah Peixes from Homestuck, all with pancakes on their heads and thinking about The Petraeus Scandal -

The Petraeus Scandal art

These are four separate paintings, all listed individually for auction.  You can find them on my Ebay page.

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Any Ebay Art Print, Half Price Until Christmas!

You can order any of my Ebay listed art prints at half price until Christmas.

Prints not listed on Ebay can be special ordered here.

Thanks!

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Obama Aradia Equius Homestuck Victory Unicorn Painting

Continuining the Homestuck fan art theme; a painting of President Barack Obama as robot Aradia resting atop Penelope The Unicorn as Equius, post election victory celebration-
   Robot Aradia Equius Homestuck Obama victory unicorn painting

A little washed out from the scan; I'll post a photo of the canvas on an easel tomorrow.

Obama Robot Aradia Equius Victory Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art

Baby Hedgehog Pancake Painting

A new painting of a hedgehog, perhaps this is a baby hedge hog, with a tiny pancake perched atop its prickly head-

hedgehog pancake painting

Baby Hedgehog Cute Animal Pancake Portrait Painting - Ebay 

General Petraeus Camouflage Pancake Portrait

A portrait of recently resigned CIA chief General Petraeus with a camouflaged pancake on top of his head-

General Petraeus camouflage pancake

General Petraeus Camouflaged Pancake Portrait - Ebay


Thursday, November 08, 2012

Mitt Romney Farewell Painting, Ebay Best Offer

A painting of former GOP Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and family wishing us all a fond farewell.

  Mitt Romney goodbye farewell

Some sort of travel is involved, but I'm not sure how it works either.

Mitt Romney Farewell Goodbye Arrivederci Roma Painting - Ebay Art Best Offer

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Conservatives In Tears / A Portrait Of Victoria Jackson Crying And With A Crying Pancake Upon Her Head, Ebay Best Offer

The first in a new series of paintings which I'm calling 'Conservatives In Tears.'  This portrait features former SNL alum and wandering Christian Conservative comedian Victoria Jackson in tears following President Barack Obama's decisive reelection victory.  The pancake is also in tears. The fox stole is unable to be in tears.

Victoria Jackson tears pancake portrait

This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas, stapled on the back and painted black around the edge, so it is suitable for display with or without a frame. The 'grey' areas in the painting are areas of iridescent silver.

crying pancake and a large blue hair bow

The painting is mailed in a sturdy handmade container, which is currently composed of recycled plastic election yard signs.

I'm listing this painting for $200 or best offer on Ebay.

Conservatives In Tears Series / Victoria Jackson Crying Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Best Offer

Thanks to Yahoo News Canada for the recent sideshow regarding my paintings-

Yahoo News Canada

Thanks again to Blouin ArtInfo for incorporating my recent Mitt Romney / Barack Obama Horse, Unicorn, & Bayonet painting in yesterday's Jackson Pollock Endorses Obama, And Other Hypothetical Votes From Art History Heavies.


Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Happy US Presidential Election Day 2012 / A Portrait Painting Of The Beautiful Mitt Romney As Pre-Scratch Troll Aranea Serket #2, Ebay Art Auction

For US election day 2012, a portrait of GOP Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney as Homestuck's Aranea Serket. This is my second painting of Mitt as the lovely Aranea.

Mitt Romney, Official White House Portrait

I started this painting at the same time as the previous Mitt/Aranea. I also have a second Obama/Meenah which needs a little more work before posting. I'd like to work Taint into that second version, if possible.

Mitt Romney Homestuck Aranea Serket Fan Art - Ebay

Thanks to Flavorwire for their The High Art of Mitt Romney post, which includes eight of my previous Mitt's, including the first Mitt Serket.





Monday, November 05, 2012

A Portrait Painting Of President Barack Obama With His Head In The Clouds And A Pancake On His Forehead, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama with his head in the clouds and a pancake on his forehead-

Obama head clouds pancake portrait painting

Obama Head Cloud Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Obama / Meenah Peixes Painting

A painting of President Barack Obama as Meenah Peixes from Homestuck as currently appearing on MSPA -

Obama Meenah painting

This was my second attempt at an Obama / Meenah painting.  I think I can salvage the first version; I'll try to do so and post it in a few days.  I also have a second Romney / Aranea that I started at the same time as well.

President Barack Obama Meenah Peixes Homestuck Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Saturday, November 03, 2012

Two New Obama Portrait Paintings, Ebay Art Auction

Two new portrait paintings of Barack Obama, placed for auction on Ebay-

President Barack Obama art

Obama Blue Smile Portrait - Ebay Art Auction 

President Barack Obama art

I revised this painting a number of times but I'm still not happy with it. But, people like it on Facebook, so I'll just let it be...

Obama Smiling Eyes Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Friday, November 02, 2012

Two New Male Nude Paintings

After a break of a month or two, a return to male nude painting.  As with all of my male nudes art images, I am the model. To make these images family friendly I have cropped off the bits that help to create actual families.

A painting of a male nude getting up -

male nude naked art paintings

My face looks pretty thick in this painting, but I liked the way it was painted so I just let it be.

Male Nude Art Painting - Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a male nude getting down, but just on the carpet -

male nude naked art paintings

Male Nude Getting Down Painting - Ebay Art Auction

I've always felt that my self naked canvases are my best paintings. Which makes my male nude art with pancakes the very, very best.


Thursday, November 01, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Hurricane Sandy New York City Dangling Pancake Crane Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a pancake dangling precariously from a New York City Manhattan skyscraper tower plate crane during Hurricane Sandy -

Hurricane Sandy dangling crane pancake tower painting

Hurricane Sandy Dangling Pancake Tower Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Hurricane Sandy Tall Ship Pancake Disaster Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a tall ship while attempting to escape from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy encountering a deadly ocean pancake, and disaster ensues-

Hurricane Sandy tall ship pancake disaster painting

Hurricane Sandy Tall Ship Pancake Disaster Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, October 29, 2012

Mitt Romney As Aranea Serket From Homestuck / MS Paint Adventures Painting Ebay Art Auction

A painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney as pre-scratch troll Aranea Serket from the Andrew Hussie online webcomic Homestuck, as featured on MS Paint Adventures-

Aranea Serket Mitt Romney painting

Mitt Romney Aranea Serket Homestuck MS Paint Adventures Painting - Ebay Art Auction

The Spirit Of Bob Ross, With Pancake, Painting, Ebay Art Auction

In response to today's Google Doodle regarding the late Bob Ross' 70th birthday, a painting which I call The  Spirit Of Bob Ross, With Pancake -

The Spirit Of Bob Ross Pancake Painting

Spirit Of Bob Ross Google Doodle Painting- Ebay Art Auction

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Hurricane Sandy Painting / Mitt Romney: Days Of The Churning And The Blood Drenched Moon / Mormon Prophecy Frankenstorm Painting

A new painting of Hurricane Sandy, also referred to as Frankenstorm, which I Call Mitt Romney: Days Of The Churning And The Blood Drenched Moon-

  Hurricane Sandy painting

In my painting, Mitt Romney signals his harmony with the will of God concerning Hurricane Sandy as it threatens the east coast of the United States. The blood drenched moon of Mormon prophecy also appears.  Are these the final days, or the beginning of a new era?

This is an oil and acrylic painting on an 8 by 10 inch sheet of canvas from a canvas pad.  It can be easily framed in any photo ready frame; I recommend removing the glass and adding an extra sheet of cardboard backing to hold the painting in place. 

Hurricane Sandy Mitt Romney Mormon Prophecy Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Friday, October 26, 2012

Romney Trump Obama Rolling Stone Comment Bullshitter Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting in response to President Barack Obama's recent comment in a Rolling Stone magazine interview referring to GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney as a bullshitter -

Romney Trump bullshitter painting

This painting also features presumptive Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump wearing a bull costume aka Sacha Baren Cohen's Bruno. 

Mitt Romney Donald Trump Bullshitter Painting - Ebay Art Auction


Frankenstorm Versus Cannibal Cop Halloween Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of Frankenstorm versus a feminized Cannibal Cop, meeting somewhere in New York City.  A much sweeter painting than I had originally intended -

Frankenstorm versus Cannibal Cop

I was aiming for a sort of knock-out drag-out fight between the two but this happened instead.  It looks almost as if they could be out on a date.  As of this posting, neither has hurt anyone on the East Coast of the US, regardless of the speculated capacity of each, so I suppose that guided the theme. They really seem made for one another.

Frankenstorm Versus Cannibal Cop Halloween Painting - Ebay Art Auction


Thursday, October 25, 2012

Nude Obama Romney Horses And Bayonets Painting, Ebay Art Auction

My belated contribution to the recent Horses and Bayonets post third debate meme; a new addition in my continuing ( over the course of the past four years ) Obama Unicorn series; a painting of a nude Mitt Romney  riding on Rafalca the dancing horse and battling President Barack Obama nude on a unicorn-

Mitt Romney Horses and Bayonets nude painting

Mitt Romney Horses And Bayonets Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A Flock Of Romney 1980's 80's Mitt Romney Portrait Painting Ebay Art Auction

A portrait painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney with 80's era A Flock Of Seagulls hair -

a flock of romney

This was painted in response to Barack Obama's 1980's reference during the final Presidential debate. Painted in oil and therefore a little too difficult to work with at the moment; I'll post an updated photo later today.

Update Tuesday 10/23 - I revised the painting, improving the likeness, adding the organ and more detail. You can still the pre-revised painting at the Ebay listing.

Here's an animated gif I made of both versions of the painting.  Used a free version of a gif animating program, which is why it has the 'unregistered' tag on top-



 Mitt Romney 80's A Flock Of Romney' Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, October 22, 2012

A Mitt Romney Gallery d' Art

A collection of my continuing Ebay paintings of Mitt Romney, collected in a Gallery Of Art for your leisurely perusal.  Enjoy-

A Mitt Romney Gallery d' Art

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Obama Wall Art Portrait Painting

A new large 24 by 30 inch President Obama black and white wall art acrylic portrait painting on stretched canvas, $80, cheap cheap-

Obama wall art portrait painting

Obama wall art portrait painting

Obama wall art portrait painting

President Barack Obama Wall Art Portrait Painting - Ebay

Mitt Romney Scissor Lock Pancake Painting

A new portrait of Mitt Romney with his head held in a scissor lock by a pair fishnet stockinged female legs, plus pancake-

  Romney pancake scissor head lock painting

This painting has been heavily revised from an earlier version.

Mitt Romney Scissor Lock Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Mitt Romney Romnesia Painting, Revised

I revised my recent Romnesia painting, removing the 'I am Mitt' lettering from the post-it notes which are stuck on and around Mitt's head.  I decided the lettering made the painting look too much like an editorial cartoon.  The 'message' of the painting is more subtle ( needing to remind oneself constantly of self-identity ) and I think this is now a better painting, but I've been wrong before.  I also did a bit more work to the detail of the face.  I like it, but if the winning bidder on Ebay would like the lettering restored I would be happy to do so. It would still be a nice painting.

Romnesia two

Friday, October 19, 2012

Romnesia Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney suffering from Romnesia-

  Mitt Romnesia has Romnesia

 Mitt Romney Romnesia Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Tagg Romney Ichthus Interruptus Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting of Mitt Romney's son Tagg Romney throwing a punch at President Obama during the recent town hall format debate, which I call Tagg Romney Ichthus Interruptus -

   Tagg Romney throws a punch at president Obama, misses

Tagg Romney Ichthus Interruptus Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, October 18, 2012

ArtInfo Article

Thanks to Louise Blouin Media's ArtInfo, publishers of Modern Painter, Art & Auction, etc, for the their In The Air Art News & Gossip article regarding my recent Mitt Romney Binders Full Of Women painting.

See “Painter of Pancakes” Dan Lacey’s “Binders Full of Women” Mitt Romney Portrait - Blouin ArtInfo

I also appreciate this recent comment on the NeoGaf forum-

What is with these paintings? Is David Lynch painting these things? 

Fuck. They unnerve me in a way that only Francis Bacon's paintings have. The one with Paul Ryan and the pancakes coming out of his fucking abdomen is something out of a Cronenberg body horror film.

Space Diving Pancake Painting, Ebay Art Auction

My homage to Felix Baumgartner and his Red Bull sponsored space jump from a few days ago; a painting of a pancake bravely skydiving from a weather balloon capsule 23 miles above the surface of the Earth-

a brave little pancake, no parachute

..and there he goes.

Space Diving Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Flavor Flav Surreal Life Self Pancake

A painting of rapper and media personality Flavor Flav, former member of Public Enemy, and VH1 reality star, who was recently arrested in Las Vegas for stabbing himself in the pancake-

Flavor Flav self stabbing pancake arrest

 Flavor Flav Surreal Life Self Pancake - Ebay Art Auction