Saturday, March 31, 2012

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Magdelena's Michael Jackson tear painting, completed.
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Magdelena's Michael Jackson tear painting, detail.
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Right side of the Michael Jackson painting, completed.

Friday, March 30, 2012

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Working on the MJ..
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Brian's Unicorn

Michael Jackson Eyes Portrait Painting, In Progress

I haven't painted Michael Jackson for a while; this is portrait of MJ's eyes for Magdelena from Poland-
Michael Jackson eyes portrait painting

Turn computer 90 degrees to view until I can learn how not to post sideways photos with my phone camera.

Dan's Unicorn Painting, In Progress

By commission; a painting of Dan and his girlfriend nude on a unicorn-

Custom unicorn painting

Coming along...

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Male Nude In Front Of A Mirror Painting Art Auction

I've posted to my adult blog a painting from this morning featuring a male nude in front of a mirror. The painting is an erotica nudo maschile; here's a detail-

erotic male nude painting detail
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The painting doesn't actually show any sexual activity but I think it can be categorized as sensuous or even erotic, even though nothing is actually 'happening.' As with all of my érotiques masculins peintures de nus ou non érotiques masculins peintures de nus, this is a self-portrait. I have the painting posted for auction on Ebay; I think it falls within the guidelines but in that depends upon the personality of the moderator on the other side of the screen. I've had erotici o non dipinti erotici maschili nude paintings removed for much less, and other items that stayed posted to completion for much more. If this particular painting is removed I'll post it for private sale on one of my blogs, or not, I'm not sure. Personally, I think this is one of my better paintings this year.


 I also keep a continuing male nude art archive on flickr.


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Erotic Male Nude In Front Of Mirror Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Bryan's Prestigious Australian Fine Art Collection, Completed!

Bryan's paintings, completed!

 fine art collection

Don't know what I'm going to do not having these paintings in various unfinished states hanging around the studio.  Click photo above for a larger view of this prestigious fine art collection, soon to join Bryan in Australia. The chihuahua featured in the paintings is Franky, who passed away unexpectedly soon after the project was initiated.

This collection includes a painting featuring former Australian Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd with a pancake on his head which is being covered in syrup by current Prime Minister Julia Gillard, while both ride naked upon a kangaroo wearing a monocle.

 Julia Gillard Kevin Rudd pancake painting, completed

I'll post a separate pic tomorrow of the Franky / Obama painting. 

Thanks, Bryan!

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Cavalete Nu Masculino / Karlkyns Nude Málaralist - Male Nude With Easel Art

A new painting of a male nude artist in studio, part of my continuing series of karlkyns nude málaralist. I call this small canvas painting 'Male Nude With Easel.'

 karlkyns nude málaralist, cavalete nu masculino, male nude art

One of two canvases painted this morning.  I've written a little more about this cavalete nu masculino in a Flickr post.

Cavalete Nu Masculino / Karlkyns Nude Málaralist / Male Nude With Easel - Ebay Art Auction

Lalaki Hubo't Hubad Sining / पुरुष नग्न कला / Male Nude Art - 'Framed In'

A painting of a male nude compressed tightly into the plane of the canvas. I call this Lalaki Hubo't Hubad Sining art 'Framed In'. It is one of a continuing series of पुरुष नग्न कला-

male nude in frame Lalaki Hubo't Hubad Sining पुरुष नग्न कला

Lalaki Hubo't Hubad Sining / पुरुष नग्न कला / Male Nude Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, March 26, 2012

Paintings of Men / Peintures des Hommes / Dipinti di Uomini

Another in my continuing series of dipinti di uomini nudi; a portrait of an artista maschio nudo in the studio inspecting a canvas. As with all of my nudes, this is a pittura di me-

male nude paintings

Male Nude Artist In Studio With Canvas Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Not entirely happy with the background-I may do something as of yet undecided with it tomorrow.  The artificial light looks fine on the figure but makes the color seem too raw behind. Of perhaps the background is not solid enough...

I've painted an autoportrait nu, as part of my continuing series of  mâle peinture nue, with Marco my ragdoll cat before ( the 'looking under the bed' painting ) but I can't remember if I have one with Madchen, who also appears in a video from a few years ago.  Here she is with me on the kitchen counter one recent morning, inspecting my coffee-

nude male cat art

As with all of the pieces I paint for online collectors affordable art de collection, I've placed both accessibile l'arte da collezione paintings up for auction on Ebay.
Coffee With Chat Mens Figure Painting - Ebay Art Auction

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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard With Pancake and Syrup Naked On A Monocled Kangaroo. Painting.

A painting of former Australian Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd with a pancake on his head, which is being covered in syrup by soon-to-be-former Prime Minister (following today's Queensland result) Julia Gillard, while both are riding naked on a kangaroo which is wearing a monocle. By commission.

 Gillard Rudd Pancake Syrup Monocle Kangaroo

By commission of the fellow who can be seen in the bottom left-hand corner of the painting. This is a 2 by 3 foot acrylic painting on stretched canvas.

I'll add the Commonwealth stars in tomorrow.

 same painting outdoors
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Bag o' Pancakes...

Saturday, March 24, 2012

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McNaughton painting, chop chop

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What I did to the McNaughton..

..but I can marry them together again, physically and thematically.

Paxamericana Tumblr post
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Needs...lightly tinted sunglasses


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Bathtime!
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Friday, March 23, 2012

Mandlige Nøgen Kunst

Yesterday was a good day of painting.  I'm pretty satisfied with the brushwork on this painting: I think most people would be horrified if they could see the brushes which seem to produce my better work-

male nude outdoors beneath a starry sky

This is another in my continuing male nu 男性の裸体アート art paintings series.  I keep an archive of these paintings on Flickr. Also, I auction all of these мужской обнаженной искусства paintings on Ebay for usually very reasonable prices. 

Outdoors Male Nude Artwork Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Zayn One Direction Pancakes

A portrait of Zayn from One Direction with pancakes for hair-

Zayn One Direction pancakes

Zayn has interesting hair, but how much better it would be if it were delicious pancakes!

Zayn One Direction Pancake Hair Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Jon McNaughton Fine Art / One Nation Under McNaughton Parody Painting Ebay Art Auction

This is a parody of Jon McNaughton's 'One Nation Under Socialism' painting which features President Obama holding a burning U.S. Constitution. I call my version of Jon's painting One Nation Under McNaughton. As you can see, the entire painting is on fire and inhabited by malicious anthropomorphisms-


John McNaughton Obama tribute painting

Here I am a few days ago considering Jon's work and allowing the muse to fester-

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Engaged in my never ending quest to help strangers purchase affordable art online. 

Macrame pancake hat and eggs g-string courtesy of Thaddeus Valentine.

This painting replaces a previous version I posted yesterday evening which featured a 'Mad Magazine' style Obama. Not nuanced enough, and not enough art.  This works better, I think.

Thanks to the Washington Post for including a link to some of my Obama Unicorn paintings in their Artist depicts Obama burning Constitution post.



Jon McNaughton Fine Art 'One Nation Under McNaughton' Parody Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012

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Mitt Romney Long Underwear Pancake Portrait Art Auction

A painting of Mitt Romney with long underwear and a pancake on top of his head, posed in front of a lovely Utahnic vista-

Mitt Romney underwear pancake

The peaks in the background allude to loaves of bread (and also fingers posing as horns) while one leg of the long underwear looks like the tail of a fish.  Manna falls in the desert from heaven.   One button of the hatch of the underwear is placed like a third eye on Mitt's forehead.

Mitt Romney Underwear Pancake - Ebay Art Auction

Nicki Minaj Pink Slime Pancake Portrait

A painting of Nicki Minaj with pink slime hair and pancake-
Nicki Minaj pink slime

Nicki Minaj Pink Slime Pancake Portrait- Ebay Art Auction

Peyton Manning, The Denver Broncos 'New Christ' Ebay Art Pancake Painting Auction

A painting of quarterback Peyton Manning as the Denver Broncos 'New Christ.' He descends effortlessly with his cross through the yellow aspened Colorado mountains to Mile High Stadium, a long pancake balanced above with an arrow of syrup pointing the way-

Peyton Manning new Christ

Peyton Manning, Denver's New Christ - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, March 19, 2012

A Painting Of A Male Nude Excercising With A Hand Weight Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a male nude exercising with a hand weight. Began as a full color acrylic which I then tinted with blue oil paint. I use this technique now and then to save something unsalvageable; sometimes it works.

Tried some squats yesterday while passing a 15 pound hand weight from one hand to the other, an exercise meant to add additional stress to your core.  Yes, I would say that is true. The only problem with the exericse is that if I miss catching the weight it will probably kill a cat; they think my suffering is meant to entice them into a game. 

nude weightlifter painting

I have this along with a few additional current nudes up for auction on Ebay.

Blue Male Nude Weightlifter Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Friday, March 16, 2012

Les Peintures De Nus Masculins Artiste / Nude Artist In Pancake Hat Painting Ebay Art Auction

Les peintures de nus masculins artiste; a painting of a male nude artist ( a self portrait ) wearing a pancake hat and painting at an easel-

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Les Peintures De Nus Masculins Artiste - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Mâle Peinture De Nu Artistique Vente Aux Enchères eBay

Male peinture de nu artistique; a new painting of a male nude, in the kitchen and with a greenish cast to the light-
male peinture de nu artistique

This painting uses gold and metallic acrylics and as with all of my male nude paintings is a self portrait. Painted on a stiff sheet of canvas, it can be displayed quite easily in any photo frame. A matt is unnecessary; I recommend removing the glass and adding an additional piece of cardboard behind the painting to keep it pressed into place.

One in a series of paintings I've done of a male figure in the kitchen.  The light is pretty nice and it seems I'm always there making coffee.  I've painted at least a dozen of these; they've gotten a good amount of reposts online, for example in this Dutch 'Fair King's forum.

Early in the morning while the Americas sleep I see a good number of referrers in my stats emanating from Europe searching for and finding my 'male nude paintings.' Good morning!

Mâle Peinture De Nu Artistique Vente Aux Enchères - Ebay
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Tosh.0 Obama Unicorn Large Re-Creation Painting

Always felt bad that I neglected to get a decent photo of the original, which was somewhere around 9 by 12 inches. This is a 2 by 3 foot stretched canvas reproduction which Deane bought yesterday on Ebay (before I had a chance to post a picture of the competed painting -thanks, Deane.)
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Hello, Mr. Kangaroo...
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The wrong way to do this.
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Julia Guillard, UGG wearer.

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

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Let's finish it!


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Bryan's Australian PM Julia Guillard & ( now former ) Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd nude pancake painting, not very long ago in the Minnesota snow..


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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Luck Of O'Bama / Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn St. Patricks' Day Painting

Completed; a painting of Barack Obama with Penelope The Unicorn which I call The Luck Of O'Bama.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Obama Unicorn Luck Of O'Bama painting

Thanks to Claire Smyth at World Of Kitsch for the post of the above.

This is a 2 by 3 foot oil and acrylic painting on stretched canvas.  I posted a preliminary image of this on Ebay a few days ago, and was able to find a few hours today to paint an oil overlay on top of the acrylic for added color and depth.

This painting would be the centerpiece of any St. Patrick's Day celebration.  If you are looking for an Irish themed painting, you can't get any more Gaelic than this.

I would be happy to overnight the canvas; please email me for an estimate regarding the shipping.  I wouldn't think it would be more than $50.  The actual painting is posted on Ebay for a set price of $200.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Luck Of O'Bama St. Patrick's Day Obama Unicorn Painting - Ebay

Monday, March 12, 2012

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Punch pizza and working on that portrait of Coupon Suzy.


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Hard Times Obama Pancake Portrait

Finally completed that portrait I started back in January of President Barack Obama with a Tom Joad-ish style pancake cap on top of his head.  I call this painting Hard Times Obama-

Hard Times Obama painting

Hard Times Obama Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

The Smiling Asscake Ebay Art Auction

This is a painting of a naked human ass with a pancake on top that looks almost as if it is smiling. Is this pancake actually smiling, or is this just....illusion?

Mona Lisa Smile Pancake

The Smiling Asscake - Ebay Pancake Art Auction

A Painting Of The Very Rare Apple Pancake WALT Art Auction

The sale of the super rare 93 Apple WALT prototype came and went so quickly on Ebay, I thought I should offer an auction to compensate-a painting of the even rarer Apple Pancake WALT-

the oh so rare apple pancake WALT

The Pancake Walt never went into production as the only prototype was eaten in anger by outsted CEO John Scully at Macworld in Boston and immediately washed down with a sixpack of lukewarm Pepsi. 


I have listed this exceptional painting on Ebay with a starting bid of .99 cents, which is less than 1/500th the cost of a new Ipad, the latter which although you may love it dearly probably will not increase in value because at one point or another you will drop it.  You may drop this painting as many times as you may like and although it will suffer indignity it should not depreciate as a result.


Rare Apple Pancake WALT Prototype Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Friday, March 09, 2012

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Almost completed; a large 2 by 3 foot replica of my Obama / Daniel Tosh unicorn painting featured on Tosh.0 on Comedy Central.


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Wednesday, March 07, 2012

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Right -side up, please.