Christian Pornography

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Completed version of the Angelina Jolie Naked cartoon from the previous post.

Pornography addiction is a now well recognized problem and continuing temptation for anyone who spends time online.

There are a number of online ministries offering prayer and accountability to surfers suffering from this affliction (xxxchurch comes to mind) however, I doubt they're effective at anything more than drawing a stream of new visitors to their sites, who then proceed to make too-much-information confessions as a temporary psychologicial respite before returning to a never ending search for fresh wank material.

However, anti-porn ministries may be proven effective as more than just clubs for porn addicts if they can ocassionally persuade their members to do the following-

Rats-forgot to add pentagrams to DevilCat's sombrero in the first panel. (update-pentagrams added)

Angelina Jolie Naked

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Cartoonery in progresso.

DevilCat and Timothy A. Bear in an 'Angelina Jolie naked' cartoon (referencing her nude 'appearance' in as a realistic CG animated character in the current Beowulf film). Ms. Jolie made a recent visit to a refugee center in Iraq as a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador.

Stop The ACLU Ferret / A Thanksgiving Coloring Page

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

You know it's the holidays when calendar sales are in full force. Don't know what the market would be, but it would be fun to offer a coloring book of my past cartoons. In the meanwhile visitors are welcome to download the above as a free coloring page. Enjoy!

2007 Holiday Thanksgiving Dinner With Ms. StarMole And The ACLU Ferret (Panel)

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Cartoonery in progresso. For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

Why bother with an insulting holiday movie when you can get most of the gang together for Thanksgiving dinner? That was Faith's last-minute observation and she was correct; GayBear, Augustine the Cat and Timothy A. Bear hadn't seen one another for quite some time and would have otherwise spent this very special day alone..but there was room for many more at her table. Who could she call?

It was a hard sale but Ms. StarMole finally acquiesced at Faith's insistence; after all, where else could she find a satisfying meal on short notice and at such a reasonable price? Ms. StarMole decided to ignore the fact that a fellow creature would be the centerpiece of attraction; by not contributing to either the cooking or cleaning she would certainly be leaving a smaller carbon footprint upon the planet. Anyway, a good opportunity to treat these simple Christian ignoramuses to a batch of her special Native American Repression Gelatin, which would of course come with a historically accurate back-story to be happily related once the gathering had become too sedated with tryptophan to readily escape the table.

One detail though; that silly rodent had told her she was welcome to bring a guest. Who could she invite...?

Post title and text from the above was posted at conSALSITA.com. Okay!

Christian-Cola Faithmouse Classic

Just for fun, let's become unstuck in time and draw a few cartoons in the 'classic' faithmouse style, before Faith married BlackBear and Ms. StarMole turned liberal Catholic. The first cartoon will serve not only as this week's Stop The ACLU cartoon but also as this year's Thanksgiving Day cartoon as well.

Enjoy, fellow Billy-Pilgrims.

Minnesota Mobster Exposed

Not that I should care, but the person who wrote this-

Swiftee, MOB Troll

chastising Swiftee for his very rude artwork, and wondering if by association it should trigger a MOB wide banishment from next year's RNC-

is also the creator of this image-



and this Faithmole cartoon (which is actually rather good)-all created following zero personal instigation from the creator of this blog and cartoon.

I would think that, if a liberal blogger is looking for any MOBster to rub in the face of the RNC and sully them by association, it would be the author of a Catholic/Christian/Conservative cartoon called faithmouse. What other MOBster continues to cast scandalous images of naked mice upon the putrid waters of the internet? What other cartoonist is responsible for an image of Archbishop Harry Flynn appearing on Page One of Google Image Search in response to the query 'mouse sex cartoons?' Obviously I'm the most deserving target of whatever good money George Soros is paying to dredge up the muddy waters of the Minnesota blogosphere. Swiftee God bless him couldn't draw his ass if he sat on it and traced it-Mr. Ken Avidor, I'm your man.

Ignore my posts offering to meet liberal critics of my cartoon halfway, followed by subsequent cartoons satirizing Rush Elephant, Mark Foley, or anyone who could get pleasure from watching the execution of a dictator, or that one unfortunate image of Faithmouse beating George Bush about the head with a bible (I was confused). All my efforts to form a bridge with my cartoon between entrenched battlelines have resulted in resounding failure, I give up, uncle. It was all a ruse-I'm a deep threaded wingnut through and through.

Now, on with the whole attention/money/success thing...

Cheers!

Worst Wine Label Out There - eRobertParker.com

A Political Cartoon, Fini

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Haven't drawn many purely political cartoons lately; my attention's been floating off in other directions. Anyway, happy to finally get around to finishing the above. As you can see, Faith is still adamantly standing by her candidate Alan Keyes.

I've revised the 'Angel-baby gangsta Neverborn' cartoon in the previous post.

Angelbaby Gangsta Neverborn / Person HOOD (my crib IS my crib)

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Neverborn just wants to be chillaxin with his homies in the person-hood crib.

Unborn to be defined as 'persons'? - WorldNetDaily

Get with it.

Prince Tells His Fans To PFUnk Off

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the only reason you say my name
is to get your 15 sec'nds of fame-
nobody's even sure what you do.
-PFUnk

Not too Christian to threaten lawsuit after lawsuit upon loyal fans because they dare A. build online shrines to your work B. stuff hundred dollar bills in your 'Once Upon A Child'-sized coat pocket, and C. post pics online of their undecipherable 'artist formerly known as prince' tattoos, or home videos of their toddlers dancing to songs barely audible on background CD players. Far beyond prosecuting illegal music downloading sites, Prince's obsession with intimidating actual money-paying customers brings the definition of ingratitude down to a new level, which for the purple one is a relatively short distance.

Fellow Minnesotan Prince would make a better moral representative of his relatively new-found Christianity if he returned to performing his former 'blue' material onstage in the stead of prosecuting his fans for loving him.

Stop The ACLU Ferret / Smokin' (The First Amendment)

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

Veterans Day Pets

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A Veterans Day cartoon.

Isaiah Berlin At The Piano

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Isaiah Berlin (the dean of liberal philosophers who was once mistaken for Irving Berlin by Churchill) in a cartoon requested by Fox at Hipinion.

I'm working on a forum where requests like the above can be made in exchange for financial donations towards the continued exegisis of faithmouse (money, cause I'm broke). Hopefully I'll have that online by Monday. It's called Dan Draws Anything.

'Negative liberty' seems awfully close to anarchism to me...

Rainbow Neverborn

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Neverborn clothed as a rainbow.

Kristina Dimitrova, Taint and Fetus

Welcome to our visitors from SA. I'd post cartoons there again, but it would probably turn out to a short-lived use of $10 as I keep getting banned by Ozma (twice now). Someone should add that postscript to my Encyclopedia of Stupidity listing....

Bulgarian Kristina Dimitrova might have recently won a best looking bottom competition sponsored by Sloggi in Germany, but she has at least two Minnesota based challengers for cutest dierriere. Sorry, no video! The completed cartoon can be found at POE, Hipinion and Ilxor.

Meanwhile, my Ron Paul/Galilea Montijo cartoon continues to climb in Google image seach results...

Potluck Dinner

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Faithmouse, Father Alldeer, Deaconess StarMole and Minnesota Loon in a cartoon alluding to our local 'traditional' versus 'progressive' Catholic culture. Redrawn Thursday morn.

Post and Link Acknowledgements

Haven't been keeping up with post and link acknowledgements as of late, but here's an abbreviated listing-

Ilxor-'Come with me, come to the land of batsh*t rightwing cartoonists' thread -various posts including some by myself and the most recent Taint toon.

Noisy Room - Added link, thanks!

Hipinion - Continued posts and contributions.

~~slow motion fo me~~ Howard Donkey/Rush Elephant spot.

Post 9/11 Hipster Metal - Ganstas For Lyfe.

Pookie18's Today's Toons thread at Free Republic - Morrissey/Neverborn cartoon.

Libellulidae - Agrees with Vatican Kitty.

Portal Of Evil - Continued contributions in Faithmouse thread.

The Digital Christian - Added regularly updating cartoon; thanks!

Празни приказки и забава - Narnia cartoon.

The three b's - Thanks for the link!

Morrissey Daily - Disturbing, cute, awesome.

SoberRecovery - Paris Hilton/Neverborn cartoon.

Restore The Pledge - 'Take that liberals' post.

超級星光大道♥1-唯愛星光幫 - Neverborn Life cartoon.

Restore The Pledge - Christopher Hitchens, Baby Panda and Frog toon.

Omerta - Ganstas For Lyfe.

dakidarmani - Grateful She's Dead.

Amicabile_Live - Opus Dei.

Immaculate Election - A Ruby Jewels/Rudy Guiliani cartoon.

Tnwo-illuminati - a Paris Hilton cartoon.

Blackboard - Howard Donkey/Rush Elephant.

The Coffee Shop - Trick Or Treat cartoon.

Craigslist - Trick Or Treat.

Backstreets - Bruce Springsteen forum thread on Bored In The USA cartoon.

PrisonPlanet - Bill Clinton/Bin Laden Sex cartoon.

Gaia Online - Trick Or Treat.

P.A. Palace - GayBear.

PhatMass - Restores Power.

~MUZIK AND ME~ Ganstas For Lyfe on MySpace page.

FlevoFestival - Older Neverborn cartoon.

Semo - Neverborn/What About My Rights? cartoon.

Hung Angels - Rudy Guiliani/Ruby Jewels cartoon.

Sexy Ladies Foren-Übersicht - can't remember exactly, but it's there.

Paintball - Faithmouse/Britney Spears/ Life of Brian cartoon.

Rotten Tomatoes - Same.

Stripers Online - Same.

Rugby Rebels - Same.

Feministing - Didn't anyone tell this guy that someone is already on the creepy cartoon fetus thing?

Thor's Blood - 2 pro-military cartoons.

Refleks - Polar Bear Plunge cartoon.

Craig's MySpace - Stop And Praise God cartoon.

OzRodders - Faithmouse/Spears/Grail cartoon again.

SoccerSuck - Faithmouse/Gaybear cartoon.

EFREN - has Flim-Flam Flamingo/Faithmouse cartoon on Myspace page.

Something Awful - listed on megacomics thread (banned from forum by moderator Ozma).

Die UnHeiLiGen Abtrünnigen - Faithmouse/Spears/Grail.

Northland Catholic Roundtable - God Loves You This Much cartoon. Thanks, Ray!

and more......

A Political Cartoon, Panel Two

Panel two of A Political Cartoon.

Unbort The Unborn

Cartoon in progress...
Not necessarily an Umbert the Unborn parody.

Mr. Ferret / Cemetery Crosses

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Solar Crosses Stolen from Pennsyslvania Cemetery - WNEP

Impossible to say whether this is work of someone who has a chip on their shoulder regarding Christian symbols or vandals engaged in an modern alt to toppling over headstones-or perhaps someone just preferred taking their midnight constitutional through the graveyard without having their path advertised by the flick-flick-flicker of 200 ground based nightlights.

Anyhow, distressing to friends and family of those who have passed on. Give them back, please. This blog won't tell.

God Loves You This Much, Only His Arms Are Much Bigger

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