Poinsettias, The Grinch Detector

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The amazing, polarizing Christmas pionsettia.

The Poinsettia - The Catechist

Pro-Lifer Claims Boycott Success Over Abortion Supporting Poinsettia Business - LifeSite.

The Return of Christianforums.com / A Big Name To Live Up To

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I've just learned that, after the experiment of trying to 'reach out' to a non-Christian audience by way an expensive domain name change, www.foru.ms is temporarily inaccessible and will return within the hour as www.christianforums.com.

Christian Forums has around 2,ooo visitors at any certain time, but they have what seems like 5,000 active threads which assures no one actually ever gets to meet anyone else. Cutting the threads down by 50% would probably go a bit further to unite this wounded Body of Christ.

Everything I Know About Life I Learned From Looking At Worm Vulvas

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Evolution Is Deterministic, Not Random, Biologists Conclude From Multi-species Study - ScienceDaily

On second thought, the title for this cartoon would have made for a better cartoon than the one I drew.

A few post and link acknowledgements-

Thanks to Ray at our own local Stella Borealis, Northland Catholic Roundtable for posting the recent Neverborn / Get Me Outta Here! cartoon.

Pookie18 has posted a few toons to a recent Today's Toons threads at FreeRepublic.

StarBright posts the Chaim/Neverborn toon to Stumbleupon.

Ride The White Horse posts the Familia Feliz Thanksgiving Day cartoon to Molly's MySpace page and wonders aloud about hidden phallic symbolism. Her name is Ride The White Horse.

The Johnny Hart memorial cartoon can be found somewhere on this KVRAudio site.

Al at Is Anybody There? also posts the Get Me Outta Here! toon.

Hat City Blog has a post of the Mitt Romney's Dog cartoon, which is in turn crossposted at My LeftNutMeg.

Rick Face has the You're #1 In Christ! birthday cartoon.

Thanks to HDLNS.com for including faithmouse in their 'issues' category. Issues?...we've got 'em!

A Rudy Guiliani /Ruby Jewels cartoon (have to get around to a new one of these soon) can be found in this Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan forum.

Another Rudy Jewels post can be found on this Seattle Craigslist page.

Wettham MySpace - Cuttlefish Dictator cartoon.

Judigbass StumbleUpon - Shield of Faith cartoon.

SFO Mom - Arms Are Much Bigger.

MucheDumbre - Bill Clinton Turkeyburgers.

Transhumanism - Christian Terrorist.

Tink's MySpace is showing one of my older promo cartoons.

ProjectAfter Forum questions my sanity.

The Express MySpace uses my Buddy Democrat cartoon as the background image.

The recent Prince Tells His Fans To PFUnk Off cartoon is posted somewhere in this Connections blog (my referrer log told me so).

NetPhoria shows both the Neverborn/Morrissey and the full Taint & Fetus /Kristina Dimitrova cartoons.

Blogs4Brownback mentions faithmouse in their recent 'Umbert The Unborn' post, and warns possible visitors.

Rionn!'s MySpace - You're #1 In Christ!

SomethingAwful continues to chronicle my descent into madness.

No Other Color But Green's MySpace displays the God Is Green cartoon. butWHY

A freeper references The ACLU Ferret in this FreeRepublic forum.

HipHopDX - My Goldfish Died.

BungleFever - You're #1 In Christ (popular!).

The Small Print - Donnie Davies 'God Hates Fags' panel.

Somewhere within this Gangs Of Arabia roleplaying site you can find the Neverborn/Bad Ass For Life cartoon. Ditto BadFellas.

Torch The Bridge - Neverborn (as) Morrissey cartoon.

Adrienne Jones - Britney Spears / Monty Python cartoon.

New Faithmouse Forum

Please visit my new faithmouse forum, which will feature complete archives of past work and discussion boards. This site also features adult-oriented subject matter not suitable for blogger, so please be over 18.

I'm planning to charge a nominal yearly fee for access to the forum, but at the moment I've made it available for open registration, at least until Timothy A. Bear can work out the bugs....

Hillary Chipmunk & Faithmouse / Access Is A Two-Way Street

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First cartoon of a highly inappropriate Hillary Chipmunk (Hillary Clinton) cartoon series, focusing on ongoing speculation regarding a possible ongoing homosexual relationship with her personal aid, Huma Abedin.

Snarls, snears and innuendo for Hillary Clinton as attack dogs get ready for the fray - TimesOnline

If this story is true it would certainly add an interesting wrinkle to the current Presidential race, especially considering ongoing debate regarding the impact of pro-Gay activism and the continuing efforts of Christian Conservatives to protect the traditional definition of marriage, both issues having an as of yet unknown influence upon the 2008 election. Whether or not Senator Clinton wishes to address the story is another matter and highly unlikely, considering her campaign's Nixonian attempts to influence and control the media, mainly by denying access (alluded to in the cartoon) to the candidate if they suspect negative coverage, a punitive strategy calculated to make the liberally dominated and highly competitive MSM news media wilt in their Socks.

Stop The ACLU Ferret / No Standing In Indiana

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

The 7th Court of Appeals ruled last month that four plantiffs brought forward by the ACLU to stop opening prayer in the Indiana House had no legal standing to do so (of course the ACLU wanted to stop only religion specific prayer-that whole offensive prayer+God thing) and so for the first time in more than a year opening prayer could mention Christ or Christianity. Let's hope it sticks...

Jesus invoked at Indiana Senate - IndyStar

The ACLU and Its Allies: Standing in Need of Prayer - Townhall

A Mother Teresa Moment

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Faith doesn't seem to have too much sympathy for Timothy A. Bear and his 'Mother Teresa / loss of faith' moment....

Neverborn & Little Soul / Get Me Outta Here!

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Vatican expert praises discovery of new stem cell technique not involving embryos - Catholic News Agency

Christian Pornography

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Completed version of the Angelina Jolie Naked cartoon from the previous post.

Pornography addiction is a now well recognized problem and continuing temptation for anyone who spends time online.

There are a number of online ministries offering prayer and accountability to surfers suffering from this affliction (xxxchurch comes to mind) however, I doubt they're effective at anything more than drawing a stream of new visitors to their sites, who then proceed to make too-much-information confessions as a temporary psychologicial respite before returning to a never ending search for fresh wank material.

However, anti-porn ministries may be proven effective as more than just clubs for porn addicts if they can ocassionally persuade their members to do the following-

Rats-forgot to add pentagrams to DevilCat's sombrero in the first panel. (update-pentagrams added)

Angelina Jolie Naked

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Cartoonery in progresso.

DevilCat and Timothy A. Bear in an 'Angelina Jolie naked' cartoon (referencing her nude 'appearance' in as a realistic CG animated character in the current Beowulf film). Ms. Jolie made a recent visit to a refugee center in Iraq as a United Nations Goodwill Ambassador.

Stop The ACLU Ferret / A Thanksgiving Coloring Page

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

You know it's the holidays when calendar sales are in full force. Don't know what the market would be, but it would be fun to offer a coloring book of my past cartoons. In the meanwhile visitors are welcome to download the above as a free coloring page. Enjoy!

2007 Holiday Thanksgiving Dinner With Ms. StarMole And The ACLU Ferret (Panel)

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Cartoonery in progresso. For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

Why bother with an insulting holiday movie when you can get most of the gang together for Thanksgiving dinner? That was Faith's last-minute observation and she was correct; GayBear, Augustine the Cat and Timothy A. Bear hadn't seen one another for quite some time and would have otherwise spent this very special day alone..but there was room for many more at her table. Who could she call?

It was a hard sale but Ms. StarMole finally acquiesced at Faith's insistence; after all, where else could she find a satisfying meal on short notice and at such a reasonable price? Ms. StarMole decided to ignore the fact that a fellow creature would be the centerpiece of attraction; by not contributing to either the cooking or cleaning she would certainly be leaving a smaller carbon footprint upon the planet. Anyway, a good opportunity to treat these simple Christian ignoramuses to a batch of her special Native American Repression Gelatin, which would of course come with a historically accurate back-story to be happily related once the gathering had become too sedated with tryptophan to readily escape the table.

One detail though; that silly rodent had told her she was welcome to bring a guest. Who could she invite...?

Post title and text from the above was posted at conSALSITA.com. Okay!

Christian-Cola Faithmouse Classic

Just for fun, let's become unstuck in time and draw a few cartoons in the 'classic' faithmouse style, before Faith married BlackBear and Ms. StarMole turned liberal Catholic. The first cartoon will serve not only as this week's Stop The ACLU cartoon but also as this year's Thanksgiving Day cartoon as well.

Enjoy, fellow Billy-Pilgrims.

Minnesota Mobster Exposed

Not that I should care, but the person who wrote this-

Swiftee, MOB Troll

chastising Swiftee for his very rude artwork, and wondering if by association it should trigger a MOB wide banishment from next year's RNC-

is also the creator of this image-



and this Faithmole cartoon (which is actually rather good)-all created following zero personal instigation from the creator of this blog and cartoon.

I would think that, if a liberal blogger is looking for any MOBster to rub in the face of the RNC and sully them by association, it would be the author of a Catholic/Christian/Conservative cartoon called faithmouse. What other MOBster continues to cast scandalous images of naked mice upon the putrid waters of the internet? What other cartoonist is responsible for an image of Archbishop Harry Flynn appearing on Page One of Google Image Search in response to the query 'mouse sex cartoons?' Obviously I'm the most deserving target of whatever good money George Soros is paying to dredge up the muddy waters of the Minnesota blogosphere. Swiftee God bless him couldn't draw his ass if he sat on it and traced it-Mr. Ken Avidor, I'm your man.

Ignore my posts offering to meet liberal critics of my cartoon halfway, followed by subsequent cartoons satirizing Rush Elephant, Mark Foley, or anyone who could get pleasure from watching the execution of a dictator, or that one unfortunate image of Faithmouse beating George Bush about the head with a bible (I was confused). All my efforts to form a bridge with my cartoon between entrenched battlelines have resulted in resounding failure, I give up, uncle. It was all a ruse-I'm a deep threaded wingnut through and through.

Now, on with the whole attention/money/success thing...

Cheers!

Worst Wine Label Out There - eRobertParker.com

A Political Cartoon, Fini

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Haven't drawn many purely political cartoons lately; my attention's been floating off in other directions. Anyway, happy to finally get around to finishing the above. As you can see, Faith is still adamantly standing by her candidate Alan Keyes.

I've revised the 'Angel-baby gangsta Neverborn' cartoon in the previous post.

Angelbaby Gangsta Neverborn / Person HOOD (my crib IS my crib)

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Neverborn just wants to be chillaxin with his homies in the person-hood crib.

Unborn to be defined as 'persons'? - WorldNetDaily

Get with it.

Prince Tells His Fans To PFUnk Off

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the only reason you say my name
is to get your 15 sec'nds of fame-
nobody's even sure what you do.
-PFUnk

Not too Christian to threaten lawsuit after lawsuit upon loyal fans because they dare A. build online shrines to your work B. stuff hundred dollar bills in your 'Once Upon A Child'-sized coat pocket, and C. post pics online of their undecipherable 'artist formerly known as prince' tattoos, or home videos of their toddlers dancing to songs barely audible on background CD players. Far beyond prosecuting illegal music downloading sites, Prince's obsession with intimidating actual money-paying customers brings the definition of ingratitude down to a new level, which for the purple one is a relatively short distance.

Fellow Minnesotan Prince would make a better moral representative of his relatively new-found Christianity if he returned to performing his former 'blue' material onstage in the stead of prosecuting his fans for loving him.

Stop The ACLU Ferret / Smokin' (The First Amendment)

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

Veterans Day Pets

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A Veterans Day cartoon.

Isaiah Berlin At The Piano

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Isaiah Berlin (the dean of liberal philosophers who was once mistaken for Irving Berlin by Churchill) in a cartoon requested by Fox at Hipinion.

I'm working on a forum where requests like the above can be made in exchange for financial donations towards the continued exegisis of faithmouse (money, cause I'm broke). Hopefully I'll have that online by Monday. It's called Dan Draws Anything.

'Negative liberty' seems awfully close to anarchism to me...