A painting of Secretary Of State and future President of the United States Hillary Clinton in the hospital with a pancake on her head-
The pancake has melded into the shape of Hillary's hair, representing the fact that the blood cot is between her brain the skull and is an intimate complication of her concussion. Her hair ends suddenly on the side of her face so that we can view the thermometer without distraction; this represents her health issue interrupting her schedule and necessary room being made for the monitoring thereof. The thermometer is cool; there is no discernible red line of crisis, but this in itself might be a cause for alarm-we aren't being given any information. Hillary keeps her eyes completely on the problem-the design of the pupils sharing the same shape as her eyelashes denotes an almost trance like state of inner attention. The hair to the left side of her face is in the shape of a bended knee. This doesn't represent prayer, but the state of being subjugated to a condition but ready to take action.
Last Tuesday, Twitter Bird was flying through the Twittersphere minding its own business when it became the victim of a Twitpic upskirt photo. Twitter Bird retaliated for this insult by falsely reporting to the Google Chrome browser that it believed Twitpic was creating malware and spreading it throughout the Twitterverse. Now you know the real story.
A new painting of Dr. Orly Taitz, this time recognizing her career double threat of being both a skilled lawyer AND a celebrated dentist-
The mallet and tooth are composed of delicious butter. They rest upon pancake bases so very slathered in syrup they resemble chocolate donuts.
This is a revised version of the painting which I first posted to Ebay a day ago; I may do a little more work to the image before the auction concludes.
A painting of President Barack Obama as the robot Maria from Metropolis holding a newly birth Dr. Orly Taitz, who attempts to pour a celebratory drink from Obama's chest keg but the tap has run dry-
A painting of US House of Representatives GOP Republican Speaker John Boehner crying while causing the Newtown Connecticut school shooting massacre with his hairy gun tits. This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas. It is available for private purchase.
A detail of the painting is displayed; this is a family friendly blog-
In his painting, celebrated Christian football player Tim Tebow,stranded in a pit, tames his future team 'The Jacksonville Jaguars' by reading to them from scripture. There is a pancake in this painting as well.
This is a large 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas. It has been posted for auction on Ebay.
A painting of President Barack Obama as Noh Hongchul picking up Korean Kpop superstar Psy with his kneecaps Gangnam Style, while the ghosts of pancakes blow away in the background-
UPDATE - The new Orly has been pulled by Ebay because of what they claim is a overly suggestive Twinkie. They inform me that I am welcome to repost the painting in the adult-only category, but I am undecided. Most people aren't aware that when you sell things in the 'adults only' category on Ebay, it prohibits ( from where I am, in the US ) anyone from outside of the US and Canada from bidding, so if I was to do so it would prevent many of the people who collect my paintings from bidding. I'm taking the opportunity in the meantime to do some revisions on the painting; just color areas I'm not completely happy with and not any self-censoring. I've spoken to George regarding this matter, and he informs me that he would be happy to purchase the painting outright ( he had originally sponsored the original listing, covering the 10 cent listing fee ) but it is the principal of the thing which most concerns me. Ebay won't say if a complaint led to the removal, but considering the fact that Orly continues to cite me in her anti-Obama legal filings, I suspect that this may indeed be the case.
Thanks so much to Greek billionaire and continuing Democratic party shadow master George Soros who recently personally sponsored this new portrayal of famed 'Birther Queen' Dr. Orly Taitz, which I have titled 12 12 12.
In my painting, the winged head of Dr. Taitz gives oral birth to a Hostess Twinkie, which in turn births a nude President Barack Obama as Ice-T who strides his model wife Coco who is anthropomorphically presented as a pretty unicorn. The T's have pancakes.
As with my previous Orly's, this painting is currently available for auction on Ebay.
I may still do a little more work on the above. I had originally intended this as an online decoration for the coming Mayan apocalypse, before George suggested that it would make a swell 12 12 12 painting ( note the Mayan style hairdo.) I may add a flaming meteoric pancake or two, possibly.
Orly Taitz Ice-T Obama Coco Unicorn Twinkie 12 12 12 Painting - Ebay Art Auction
For those not aware of the backstory-Dr. Orly Taitz is a major Tea Party figure who is primarily known as 'The Birther Queen' and has for years attempted to harass President Barack Obama via legal filings challenging his citizenship status. She believes he was born in Kenya. A few years ago I began to paint a series of what I call my Orlys which I have periodically auctioned on Ebay. Dr. Taitz continues to threaten me with subpoena and/or include me in her legal filings (she believes Greek billionaire and Democratic party supporter George Soros secretly funds my artwork, in order to embarrass her and cause her to lose elections, for example, her failed attempt to capture the position of California Secretary of State.) George says I should keep the nature of our secret relationship to myself, but sometimes the truth just sort of slips out.
Two recent paintings of President Barack Obama with Hostess Twinkies. Both of these paintings can be found on art auction on Ebay-
This first painting is of the President with a Twinkie near his mouth. Obama has a very Jason Robardish expression. On first glance, the Twinkie might be mistaken for a cigar. But it isn't. You are lead to believe that Obama is celebrating the death of Hostess. He isn't.
The actual allusion is to the floating head ship in the movie Zardoz. The Twinkie is the tribute, but it isn't entering. It is a craft of its own.
I painted this painting yesterday evening shortly after my wife and I realized that our cat Marco might be dying. He's a little better now, but he sure did appear to be losing it. He may just be sick-cats can get sick.. or he might have heart failure. He's freaking fat.
A painting of a baby bunny, a kitty cat, Jabba The Hut, and Meenah Peixes from Homestuck, all with pancakes on their heads and thinking about The Petraeus Scandal -
These are four separate paintings, all listed individually for auction. You can find them on my Ebay page.
Continuining the Homestuck fan art theme; a painting of President Barack Obama as robot Aradia resting atop Penelope The Unicorn as Equius, post election victory celebration-
A little washed out from the scan; I'll post a photo of the canvas on an easel tomorrow.
The first in a new series of paintings which I'm calling 'Conservatives In Tears.' This portrait features former SNL alum and wandering Christian Conservative comedian Victoria Jackson in tears following President Barack Obama's decisive reelection victory. The pancake is also in tears. The fox stole is unable to be in tears.
This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas, stapled on the back and painted black around the edge, so it is suitable for display with or without a frame. The 'grey' areas in the painting are areas of iridescent silver.
The painting is mailed in a sturdy handmade container, which is currently composed of recycled plastic election yard signs.
I'm listing this painting for $200 or best offer on Ebay.
For US election day 2012, a portrait of GOP Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney as Homestuck's Aranea Serket. This is my second painting of Mitt as the lovely Aranea.
I started this painting at the same time as the previous Mitt/Aranea. I also have a second Obama/Meenah which needs a little more work before posting. I'd like to work Taint into that second version, if possible.
A painting of President Barack Obama as Meenah Peixes from Homestuck as currently appearing on MSPA -
This was my second attempt at an Obama / Meenah painting. I think I can salvage the first version; I'll try to do so and post it in a few days. I also have a second Romney / Aranea that I started at the same time as well.
After a break of a month or two, a return to male nude painting. As with all of my male nudes art images, I am the model. To make these images family friendly I have cropped off the bits that help to create actual families.
A painting of a male nude getting up -
My face looks pretty thick in this painting, but I liked the way it was painted so I just let it be.
A painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney as pre-scratch troll Aranea Serket from the Andrew Hussie online webcomic Homestuck, as featured on MS Paint Adventures-
A new painting of Hurricane Sandy, also referred to as Frankenstorm, which I Call Mitt Romney: Days Of The Churning And The Blood Drenched Moon-
In my painting, Mitt Romney signals his harmony with the will of God concerning Hurricane Sandy as it threatens the east coast of the United States. The blood drenched moon of Mormon prophecy also appears. Are these the final days, or the beginning of a new era? This is an oil and acrylic painting on an 8 by 10 inch sheet of canvas from a canvas pad. It can be easily framed in any photo ready frame; I recommend removing the glass and adding an extra sheet of cardboard backing to hold the painting in place. Hurricane Sandy Mitt Romney Mormon Prophecy Painting - Ebay Art Auction
A painting in response to President Barack Obama's recent comment in a Rolling Stone magazine interview referring to GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney as a bullshitter -
A painting of Frankenstorm versus a feminized Cannibal Cop, meeting somewhere in New York City. A much sweeter painting than I had originally intended -
I was aiming for a sort of knock-out drag-out fight between the two but this happened instead. It looks almost as if they could be out on a date. As of this posting, neither has hurt anyone on the East Coast of the US, regardless of the speculated capacity of each, so I suppose that guided the theme. They really seem made for one another.
My belated contribution to the recent Horses and Bayonets post third debate meme; a new addition in my continuing ( over the course of the past four years ) Obama Unicorn series; a painting of a nude Mitt Romney riding on Rafalca the dancing horse and battling President Barack Obama nude on a unicorn-
A portrait painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney with 80's era A Flock Of Seagulls hair -
This was painted in response to Barack Obama's 1980's reference during the final Presidential debate. Painted in oil and therefore a little too difficult to work with at the moment; I'll post an updated photo later today.
Update Tuesday 10/23 - I revised the painting, improving the likeness, adding the organ and more detail. You can still the pre-revised painting at the Ebay listing.
Here's an animated gif I made of both versions of the painting. Used a free version of a gif animating program, which is why it has the 'unregistered' tag on top-
I revised my recent Romnesia painting, removing the 'I am Mitt' lettering from the post-it notes which are stuck on and around Mitt's head. I decided the lettering made the painting look too much like an editorial cartoon. The 'message' of the painting is more subtle ( needing to remind oneself constantly of self-identity ) and I think this is now a better painting, but I've been wrong before. I also did a bit more work to the detail of the face. I like it, but if the winning bidder on Ebay would like the lettering restored I would be happy to do so. It would still be a nice painting.
A new painting of Mitt Romney's son Tagg Romney throwing a punch at President Obama during the recent town hall format debate, which I call Tagg Romney Ichthus Interruptus -
Thanks to Louise Blouin Media's ArtInfo, publishers of Modern Painter, Art & Auction, etc, for the their In The Air Art News & Gossip article regarding my recent Mitt Romney Binders Full Of Women painting.
What is with these paintings? Is David Lynch painting these things?
Fuck. They unnerve me in a way that only Francis Bacon's paintings have. The one with Paul Ryan and the pancakes coming out of his fucking abdomen is something out of a Cronenberg body horror film.
My homage to Felix Baumgartner and his Red Bull sponsored space jump from a few days ago; a painting of a pancake bravely skydiving from a weather balloon capsule 23 miles above the surface of the Earth-
A painting of rapper and media personality Flavor Flav, former member of Public Enemy, and VH1 reality star, who was recently arrested in Las Vegas for stabbing himself in the pancake-
