A painting of One Direction's Niall Horan with a slice of Vegemite covered toast on top of his head and a pigeon on his shoulder. Niall is frightened of both toast and pigeons, and also toilets (not pictured). He needs professional counseling. But, because he is Australian, he is unable to reach out for help. He should be forcibly removed from stages whenever possible.
This is a beautiful painting, perhaps the best painting ever. It is available on ebay at the starting price of 99 cents-
Niall Horan One Direction Vegemite Toast Painting - Ebay Art Auction