Larger Jim Carrey Ebay Auction Photo Not For The Purpose Of Purchasing A Gun
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS RETURNED TO EBAY TO BID ON THIS PHOTO EVEN THOUGH MY HANDS WERE UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING WITH RAGE AS I ATTEMPTED TO LIST THE AUCTION AND AS A RESULT ENDING UP POSTING IT IN SOME UNGODLY EBAY CATEGORY THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW EXISTED UNTIL NOW AND WON'T MENTION HERE AS IT IS TOO UPSETTING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT.
I AM SELLING THIS PHOTO FOR PERSONAL REASONS THAT I DARE NOT DISCUSS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, I SUGGEST THAT YOU CONTACT THE OCCUPANT AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-
BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
C/O THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20500
OTHERWISE, THIS IS AN AUCTION OF A REPRINT OF AN ACTUAL SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH OF AN OVERPAID ELITIST HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL ACTOR NAMED JIM WHO-IS-NO-LONGER-POPULAR CARREY WITH A PANCAKE PAINTED ON HIS HEAD. SERVES HIM RIGHT I SAY EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS WHY I FEEL THAT WAY BUT I THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU ARE AMONG THE FEW THINKING AND TRULY FREE INDIVIDUALS IN WHAT USED TO BE RECOGNIZED AS A REPUBLIC BUT IS NOW ERRONEOUSLY REFERRED TO AS A DEMOCRACY.
I WILL NOT SAY WHAT I AM PLANNING TO DO WITH THE MONEY I MAY RAISE FROM THIS AUCTION BUT KATY BAR THE DOOR! AND I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT IN ALL CAPS IF I HADN'T BEEN DOING SO FROM THE BEGINNING ALREADY.
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