My Jimmy McMillan Rent Is Too Damn High Rap Video Paintings

Reminded by Jimmy McMillan and his current popular Rent Is Too Damn High Rap Anthem YouTube video, here are my two Jimmy McMillan paintings-


Jimmy McMillan Rent Is Too Damn High Pancake-

 

 Jimmy McMillan Snow Is Too Damn High Unicorn-

 

A Painting Of The Capture Of The Boston Marathon Bomber

My painting of the capture of the White Hat Boston Marathon Bomber-



This painting was inspired by the epic thread at Something Awful, which followed the capture in real time and documented many misheard, garbled and heavily accented Boston police scanner transmissions.

Explosion At The Boston Marathon - Suspect In Custody

I currently have this painting listed on Etsy for $150.

Etsy - Capture Of The Marathon Bomber Painting

A Hillary Clinton Portrait Painting

A 2 by 3 foot blue toned stretched acrylic canvas portrait painting of 2016 US first female President Hillary Rodham Clinton-





Hillary Clinton Portrait Painting - Ebay Art

Panda Bear With Hostess Bakery Products And A Pancake On Its Head

A respite from the production of many many paintings of male nudes to paint by commission a panda bear lovingly cradling a number of defunct Hostess bakery products including Twinkies, Ho Hos, Ding Dongs, Wonder Bread, and Zingers.  With pancake on head.

Roger Ebert Memorial Portrait Picture

My memorial portrait of Chicago Tribune film critic Roger Ebert with a replacement chin made out of a theater sized Everlasting Gobstopper candy box-



Larger Roger Ebert Portrait

Roger Ebert Memorial Portrait Print - Ebay Art

Kenny Loggins Jesus Christ Jehovah's Witness Handout Easter Eggs Painting

My second painting on printed material this week; a painting of Jesus Christ as the dyer of Easter eggs with Oolong The Bunny as God the Father supplying additional painting materials.  Painted on a handout that a Jehovah's Witness recently brought to my door.



This is the same handout that was used to create the 'Kenny Loggins' Jesus, originator unknown.

Jesus Dyed For Your Sins Easter Handout - Ebay Art Auction

Male Nude Erotic Painting Ebay Art Auction

Detail of a recent erotic male nude painting that I have posted for auction on Ebay. As with all of my male nudes, I am the model-



Thanks kindly to Toine Likes Art for the post of  'Male Nude With Legs Up' painting from a few years ago. This same painting also appeared recently on Augusto Fornasier and his Historian Of Art Blog-
'In spite of his questionable non-sense operation as the "pancake" illustrations, when he puts aside the illustrator he remains a good painter.'

Male Nude Crossed Legs Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Jim Carrey Photo With A Pancake Painted On His Head Ebay Art Auction Not For The Purpose Of Buying A Gun

   
Larger Jim Carrey Ebay Auction Photo Not For The Purpose Of Purchasing A Gun


I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS RETURNED TO EBAY TO BID ON THIS PHOTO EVEN THOUGH MY HANDS WERE UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING WITH RAGE AS I ATTEMPTED TO LIST THE AUCTION AND AS A RESULT ENDING UP POSTING IT IN SOME UNGODLY EBAY CATEGORY THAT I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW EXISTED UNTIL NOW AND WON'T MENTION HERE AS IT IS TOO UPSETTING TO EVEN THINK ABOUT.

I AM SELLING THIS PHOTO FOR PERSONAL REASONS THAT I DARE NOT DISCUSS.  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHY, I SUGGEST THAT YOU CONTACT THE OCCUPANT AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS-

BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
C/O THE WHITE HOUSE
1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE NW
WASHINGTON, DC 20500

OTHERWISE, THIS IS AN AUCTION OF A REPRINT OF AN ACTUAL SIGNED PHOTOGRAPH OF AN OVERPAID ELITIST HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL ACTOR NAMED JIM WHO-IS-NO-LONGER-POPULAR CARREY WITH A PANCAKE PAINTED ON HIS HEAD.  SERVES HIM RIGHT I SAY EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS WHY I FEEL THAT WAY BUT I THINK YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT IF YOU ARE AMONG THE FEW THINKING AND TRULY FREE INDIVIDUALS IN WHAT USED TO BE RECOGNIZED AS A REPUBLIC BUT IS NOW ERRONEOUSLY REFERRED TO AS A DEMOCRACY.

I WILL NOT SAY WHAT I AM PLANNING TO DO WITH THE MONEY I MAY RAISE FROM THIS AUCTION BUT KATY BAR THE DOOR! AND I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN THAT IN ALL CAPS IF I HADN'T BEEN DOING SO FROM THE BEGINNING ALREADY. 

Jim Carrey Ebay Photo Auction Not For The Purpose Of Purchasing A Gun - Ebay Art Auction

Christopher Hitchens With The Flying Spaghetti Monster On His Head Portrait Version #2

A second version of my painting of the late author Christopher Hitchens with the flying spaghetti monster on his head.

Red Gay Marriage Equal Sign With Pancakes, Ebay Art Auction

In celebration of today being the beginning of the the US Supreme Court deliberations on the legality of Gay Marriage, my rendition of the popular red Gay Marriage equality symbol, variations of which have appeared extensively throughout Facebook today-



Not quite so large Red Gay Marriage Equal Sign image

This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic on stretched canvas. It would look darling in any household which promotes equality between breakfast items which are already the same. For as we are all made out of stars, so are pancakes made of the same celestial material,  a quality which consumer and product share until the time of our mutual consumption.



Marriage Equality Symbol Meme Pancakes painting, warming itself besides the hearth.

Red Gay Marriage Equal Sign Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

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Thanks to My Gay Friends Chat ( Gay Marriage Equality Symbol With Delicious Pancakes post )

robbiekush- Instagram

College Humor - When Activism Meets Internet: The 21 Best Marriage Equality Symbols

Scentscape - Support Gay Marriage 

Henry Moore Old Flo Seated Draped Woman Pancake Statue, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of a statue by British artist and sculptor Henry Moore called Old Flo or Draped Seated Woman, made of pancakes and sitting possibly for sale in a park-



If Henry Moore had the foresight to make Old Flo out of delicious pancakes there would be no question today regarding the propriety of her sale, as she would have been consumed long ago.

Henry Moore Old Flo Pancake Sculpture Painting For Sale - Ebay Art Auction

Joe Weider Dead With Pancake Hand Weights Painting, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of bodybuilding classic personality Joe Weider dead and lifting pancake hand weights in Hell while strolling though a sea of flames, which part for his massive thighs-



Joe Weider Dead With Pancake Hand Weights Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Guy Boucher Former NHL Lightning Coach Pancake Painting Ebay Art Auction

A painting of myself consoling fired Tampa Bay Lightning NHL hockey coach Guy Boucher with a delicious stack of pancakes in the Florida rain-



-while he holds himself up with a hockey stick.  And he had that mysterious L shaped scar on his face.  It rains, but there is no lightning.

Coach Guy Boucher Tampa Bay Lightning Pancake Consolation Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Karl Rove Gay Marriage Comments Pancake Painting Ebay Art Auction

In response to GOP strategist Karl Rove and his Gay marriage comments regarding conservatives embracing this still volatile cultural position in time for the 2016 Presidential election, here is a painting of Karl getting married to a stack of delicious pancakes-



I think the two of them would make for a wonderful if short lived relationship.

Please note that Karl is neither getting Gay or Straight married to his stack of pancakes. Either would be impossible as pancakes are not gender specific, although they do enjoy dressing up.

Karl Rove Gay Marriage Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Papa Francis Retrato Pintura Da Católica Arte

Um recém-eleito papa retrato de Francis, anteriormente conhecido como o Cardeal Jorge Bergoglio, da Argentina. Pintado diretamente de fotos de referência que tirei dos EUA EWTN cobertura Vaticano TV.



Papa imagem maior pintura Francis

Esta é uma pintura de 16 por 20 polegadas grande mão pintada na lona esticada. Parece arte pastel, mas as cores são de acrílico com uma boa quantidade de ouro e pintura cobre incorporados os tons de fundo e de pele. Esta é uma pintura original, muito semelhante à primeira versão desta pintura que eu postei e vendido na semana passada no Ebay.

PAINTING Papa Pope Francis Catholic Vatican Portrait Art Arte Church EWTN Lacey

Eu também postou um 8 em 10 de impressão tela desta mesma imagem por US $15 dólares-

IMPRIMIR O ex-cardeal Jorge Bergoglio De Argentina Arte - Ebay

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Gracias -

Christian Mindset - Study Shows US Challenge Facing Pope Francis

Possibly Gay Michelle Shocked Surprised By Nude Christ On Easter Morning Painting, Ebay Art Auction

In honor of singer songwriter Michelle Shocked recent comments regarding Gay marriage and scripture, an Ebay art auction painting of Possibly Gay Michelle Shocked surprised by nude Christ with a female body on Easter morning.  Because this is a pancake friendly blog, the caution tape version is posted-



A smaller uncensored version of my Michelle Shocked Nude Christ With Pancakes art.
A larger uncensored version of my Michelle Shocked Gay Christian Pancakes painting.

The original of this 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas is currently listed on Ebay-

Michelle Shocked Gay Nude Christ Easter Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Pope Francis Portrait Painting Art Ebay

A newly elected Pope Francis portrait, formerly known as Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio of Argentina.  Painted directly from reference photos I took of EWTN TV Vatican coverage.



Larger Pope Francis painting image.

This is a 16 by 20 inch painting on stretched canvas.  Looks like pastel art, but the colors are acrylic with a good amount of gold and copper paint incorporated into the background and skin tones.

PAINTING Pope Francis Portrait $150- Ebay Art 

I've also posted an 8 by 10 canvas print of this same painting for $15.

 PRINT Former Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio Of Argentina Art - Ebay

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Thanks to the many websites and blogs which have incorporated the above painting-

The Republic Of T - Saint Francis And The Sissies

Georgetown Journal Of International Affairs - Mater si, Magistra no?: Pope Francis and the Latin American Left

Communio - Ecumenical and Interfaith leaders respond to the election of Pope Francis

Vernoming - Waarom we paus Franciscus niet paus Frans noemen

Apuntes Periodismo Digital - Que dijo el Papa Francisco (cuando era Jorge Mario) del aborto, catolicos divorciados, derechos de la mujer, educacion sexual y otros Apuntes

Unsettled Christianity - (Some Of My) Thoughts On St. Francis In The Blogosphere

Alois-St-Martins Irish Crossroads - Jim Wallis/Christian leader for social change "Rebuild My Church"

Seriita / Start Your Day With Numerology - Jorge Mario Bergoglio: Pope Francis

Catholic News Live - Ecumenical And Interfaith Leaders Respond To The Election Of Pope Francis

Ghanaian Papal Contender Cardinal Peter Turkson With President Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn, Ebay Art Auction

A new painting in my continuing Obama Nude On A Unicorn series; a painting of Ghanaian Papal Contender Cardinal Peter Turkson, who has a thing against Muslims and condoms, with President Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn.

Because this is a family friendly blog, a police tape version of the image is posted-



This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting on stretched canvas.

Cardinal Peter Turkson With Obama Nude On A Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Hugo Chavez Dead Dictator Pancake Beret Memorial Portrait

A memorial portrait of late Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez with a pancake beret on top of his head-



I tried my best to interest the Venezuelan Consulate office here in the US in purchasing an earlier version of the painting, but when that failed I decided to add the pancake beret.  Much better, I think.

Hugo Chavez Pancake Beret Memorial Portrait - Ebay Art

Pope Benedict As A Giant Pancake Departs St. Peter's Square At The Vatican In Rome Via Helicopter, Painting

A painting of Pope Benedict as a giant pancake departing from St. Peter's Square at the Vatican in Rome via helicopter-



This is a 16 by 20 inch acrylic painting of stretched canvas.

Pope Benedict Departs The Vatican Via Helicopter, Painting - Ebay