Erotic Bodybuilder Nude Painting

A family friendly detail of an erotic painting of a male nude model exercising with hand weights-



This is about the only part of this painting that I can post. You can view the full art however at the link below.

Erotic Bodybuilder Weightlifter Painting

Florida Republican Representative Trey Radel In Mapleface Jay-Z Tweet Pancake DJ Painting

A painting of Florida US Congressional Republican Representative and Jay-Z album tweeting Hip Hop aficionado Trey Radel in mapleface while acting as a pancake DJ-



Larger Trey Radel Jay-Z Tweet painting.

I'm certain Trey will enjoy this painting as in the style of Jay-Z's new album Magna Carta Holy Grail it incorporates two seemingly conflicting societal references, in this case Blackface and Pancakes, which here diverge into the act of Mapleface.

This is an 8 by 10 inch acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas. The painting is well packaged in a handmade mailing envelope, and shipping is at cost.

Nude Artist In Chair Painting

A painting of a male nude artist sitting in a chair at an easel and painting another painting of a male nude, who could have been painting yet another male nude, but I had to stop somewhere-



Soon to be a future episode of Morgan Freeman journeying through a wormhole, or an infinity mirrored bathroom.

Painted from a series of reference photos, a similar one of which I posted recently to my Flickr stream.

Male Nude Artist In Chair Painting

Green Eyed Pancake Kitty Painting

Painted some additional time into my Green Eyed Pancake Kitty Painting-



More kittyish, more pancakey.

This is an 8 by 10 acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas. You can frame it quite easily in any photo-ready frame; I recommend removing the glass and adding an additional sheet of backing cardboard to hold the painting in place.

I've added this and a few other recent feline flapjack portrayals to my ever expanding Art Gallery of Cats With Pancakes On Their Heads. I'm also planning on a new gallery featuring my expanding collection of paintings of ferrets with pancake on their heads.

Cory Monteith Memorial Portrait Painting Art

A memorial portrait painting of Glee star Cory Monteith.  This painting was from a scene where Rachel Berry is singing to Finn Hudson in a classroom, but I can't remember the name of the song.




This is an 8 by 10 inch acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas. It is one-of-a-kind original, hand painted, and utilizes in part metallic and iridescent paint.

I Don't Know What You Are Talking About Florida So Here's A Painting Of George Zimmerman With A Pancake On Top Of His Head

I don't know what you are talking about Florida so here's a painting of George Zimmerman with a pancake on top of his head.



George Zimmerman Innocent Pancake Painting - Larger Artwork

This is an 8 by 10 inch acrylic painting on a sheet of canvas.  It is painted in part with metallic and iridescent colors; the background looks grey in the scan but is actually black overpainted with silver iridescence. This imbues the painting with a pleasant, shimmering quality, an attribute which most people expect in their George Zimmerman pancake art.

George Zimmerman Pancake Painting - Ebay

Orly Taitz Pancake Birther Redux Painting

A new painting of Birther Queen Dr. Orly Taitz giving birth to a delicious pancake, and which I call Orly Taitz Pancake Birther Redux-



ORLY TAITZ PANCAKE BIRTHER REDUX

16 BY 20 INCH ACRYLIC ON CANVAS

With metallic and iridescent paint

$175

Shipped insured and in hand crafted mailer

A number of my previous Orlys can be viewed at my new Orly Taitz Painting Gallery Page.

President Obama Broccoli & Twinkie Painting / Ebay Art Auction

A painting of President Barack Obama with a stack of broccoli on top of his head and a Hostess Twinkie in his mouth-



Like the Eliot Spitzer painting posted immediately before, I had no idea what I was doing with this painting until the last moments.  In my better paintings, or at least the paintings that I like, I suppose there is a sort of symbolic visual language which is to various degrees obtuse.  The language for the most part comes out of the painting rather than being imposed upon it. The cauliflower ear compliments the broccoli pompadour-a wonder he can hear out of that thing.  The difference in color between the face and neck belie that this could be a mask.  The cream from the Twinkie could be smoke, which Obama no longer does-so perhaps this is a fuse. The shape surrenders meaning to visually compliment the stalk rather than enunciate a caricature.

Obama Broccoli Twinkie Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Eliot Spitzer Temptation Pancakes New York Comptroller Art / Ebay Auction

A painting of future New York State comptroller and former CNN host Eliot Spitzer tasting a delicious stack of flaming pancakes-



Eliot Spitzer Comptroller Pancakes - Ebay Art Auction

A Painting Of Aaron Hernandez With A Tattooed Pancake On Top Of Head, Ebay Art Auction

A painting of NFL Patriot tight end Aaron Hernandez with a tattooed pancake on top of his head-



Remember, all pancakes are innocent until proven delicious.



Aaaron Hernandez Tattooed Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Gay Male Nude Fantasy Paintings

I've been painting a number of new gay male nude fantasy paintings with a stronger erotic theme and posting them to Ebay. Here are three recent paintings (with overly pixelated nasty bits in order to make them safe for blogger)-



The uncensored art can be viewed here (NSFW).  In my opinion these paintings are rather tame; nothing is actually 'happening' and all you have are body parts, but there you are.

Nude #1 is sold but two and three are still available-

Male Nude Couch Buns Art

Male Nude Erotic Rain Painting

Recently Revised Pancake Paintings, 1 President 2 Kitties

I harbor many deeply felt issues regarding pancakes and therefore if I can I like to take the opportunity to revise recent paintings, usually because I am in some way dissatisfied with the pancakes pictured therein. In this way I may revise myself. The process is constant.

Here are three recent paintings featuring two kitties and one President.  They all feature pancakes, and are all slightly more presentable now than they were before. Or, perhaps not.

Ron Jeremy President Barack Obama Fourth Of July Painting / Ebay Art Auction

 A very special painting for the Fourth of July featuring the great Ron Jeremy, also known as The Hedgehog, holding an actual hedgehog in his arms while a pancake boat shoots fireworks into the sky and a teary eyed President Barack Obama looks over his shoulder at the proceedings-



This painting also features a hidden dove.  Can you find it?

Ron Jeremy Fourth Of July Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Miley Cyrus Twerk It Unicorn Painting

A painting of the great Miley Cyrus riding a unicorn that it 'twerking it'-



Miley is dressed in the same outfit she wore during a recent appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

On the horn of the unicorn is the word 'it.'  All together, this spells out Twerk It.  

I may still add a pancake to this painting.  As of this posting, I am undecided.

Miley Cyrus Twerk It Unicorn Painting - Ebay

A Portrait Of Pope Francis With Pancake And Bacon Vestments / Ebay Food Justice Art

A painting of Pope Francis wearing pancake and bacon vestments-



This painting symbolizes Pope Francis' recent statements regarding food justice.
His ring is a tiny pancake.

Pope Francis Food Justice Painting - Ebay Art Auction

James Gandolfini Tony Soprano Final Scene Portrait Painting, Ebay Art

A painting of actor James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano as he appeared in the final scene of the series at Hosten's ice cream parlor in New Jersey-



A scan of the portrait. Tony wears the same oversized black and white shirt.



The 16 by 20 inch acrylic stretched canvas painting.



Another view of the actual painting.

James Gandolfini Tony Soprano Final Scene Painting - Ebay

George Zimmer Mens Wearhouse Unicorn Painting / You'll Never Be Alone - I Guarantee It / Ebay Art Auction

A painting of recently deposed founder of Mens Wearhouse George Zimmer being comforted by a unicorn wearing a suit.

I call this painting You'll Never Be Alone - I Guarantee It.

This is for you, George-



George Zimmer Men's Wearhouse Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

George Zimmer, A Fond Look Back - YouTube

Male Nude With Pancake Applique

A painting of a male nude, with the addition of a removable pancake applique.





After painting and auctioning many dozens of paintings of myself nude on Ebay, and selling these very personal works to collectors all around the world, I am still asked the question Dan, where is the pancake in this painting? In response to this query I have invented the Nude Pancake Painting Applique-a device which I expect may/could be assimilated by fellow artists who may also be haunted by the lack of breakfast items in similar semi-erotic presentations.

Even better yet, The Nude Pancake Painting Applique will enable holders of such representations to display their pieces with or without a pancake.  No more shall owners of such works wonder "will this nude look better with a pancake?" because the answer will be readily at hand-and, if by chance the answer is no, can rest at ease knowing that the addition of a pancake lies always at the ready.

The pancake applique resides in a handsome carrying case, which should be found convenient if the owner wishes to experiment with adding pancakes to paintings in galleries or museums.

The unpancaked version of this painting may be found on my photostream on Flickr.

Thanks to Male Art : Nude for the recent post of my Frontal Nude painting.


Male Nude With Pancake Applique Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Superman IHOP Man Of Pancakes Painting

A painting of Superman IHOP spokesperson Henry Cavill with a Kryptonite pancake product-placed much too close to his finely sculpted head. The power of the green glowing pancake has turned the pupils of his eyes into two steely blue pancakes, but still he cannot be shaken from his quest, which is to have you join him at IHOP for a milkshake or better yet a tall stack.






This 16 by 20 inch stretched canvas acrylic painting would add the dignity of Superman to any fine home or International  House Of Pancakes restaurant.

Superman, Man Of Pancakes - Ebay Art Auction

Simon Lane Yogscast Minecraft Corgi Pancake Jaffa Cakes Painting

One of my better paintings from the past few years; Simon Lane of Yogscast in his Honeydew persona riding a corgi through a Minecraft inspired skyscape, with pancake on head, a diamond pickaxe in one hand, and a plate of Jaffa Cakes in the other. Commissioned by Turpster for Simon's birthday.



Happy birthday, Simon!



The actual painting does not have a flashing pancake.