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Holy See Official: Crime at Vatican Running at Biblical Proportions -FoxNews
Vatican Kitty and B16 cartoon in progress.
To calculate your chance of becoming a victim of a crime at Vatican City, add both annual residency and visitorship together (18,000,000 plus 492) and divide by 827 (less than 3 crimes per day, mostly all pickpockets).
Should have this finished later today.