Secretary Of Space Hillary Clinton Pancake Head

An 8 by 10 inch oil portrait on sheet canvas of Hillary Clinton in her new role as Secretary of Space.

Secretary of Space Hillary Clinton Pancake Head - Ebay Art Auction

Barack Obama Golden Closeup

A 5 by 7 inch oil portrait on sheet canvas of Barack Obama, close up and personal.

Before I began to paint unicorns, I produced a number of straightforward Obama portraits which still rank prominently in Google under related search terms. Today's portrait is painted over a gold metallic acrylic base, which gives the painting a golden glow.

Barack Obama Closeup Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Michael Steele, Bling Bling Head

An 8 by 10 inch oil portrait on sheet canvas of RNC Chairman Michael Steele with bling bling on top of his head.

Republicans go hip hop - Daily Vidette

Michael Steele, Bling Bing Head - Ebay Art Auction




A few recent posts of my cartoons and paintings, culled from my referrer stats. Thanks to all-

http://b.hatena.ne.jp/noshuke/ link
http://www.webanarchy.net/v3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2934 Obama pancake
http://www.webanarchy.net/v3/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=2934 Dude cartoon
http://www.rannatweb.com/poly/?goto=moderator&id=1053724&docmt=1&docmt=1 Taint Valentines day toon
http://wai-off-topic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16360 Sarah Palin pancakes
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4212864&startid=48786916 Sarah Palin pancakes
http://www.weblo.com/celebrity/available/Britty_Hensel/506622/ Hensel twins
http://profiles.aim.com/guirey22 Barack Obama painting
http://silentrefrain.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=158&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=795 Sarah Palin pancakes
http://www.thetreeofliberty.com/vb/showthread.php?t=48570&page=2 Obama Muppet
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=832054 Michelle Obama pancake
http://www.xdtalk.com/forums/political-view/105084-ridiculous-anti-videos-youtube.html Hand of God bunny pancake
http://www.xdtalk.com/forums/political-view/104977-democrat-proposes-law-requiring-firearm-owners-have-1-000-000-insurance-policies-3.html Snooty Bunny
http://chimeradreamed.blogspot.com/2009/02/va-lone-times-day.html Valentine Day toon
http://eplaya.burningman.com/viewtopic.php?p=442207 John McCain pancake head
http://www.acompletewasteofspace.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=17876&start=45 I Like Turtles painting
http://www.eons.com/groups/topic/1489575-Cheney-The-Dark-Knight-?page=2 Heath Ledger Dark Knight
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2083034/posts Oprah Winfrey pancake
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=43074&page=4 Wall Street Obama
http://www.4042.com/4042forums/showthread.php?t=23433&page=6 Faithmouse God Loves You cartoon
http://2wheelchicago.com/answers/review/180/4863.page I Like Turtles
http://forum.olskoolrodz.com/showthread.php?t=45546&page=2&pp=10 Oolong pancake bunny
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5078666 Blago pancake
http://someplaceeastofeden.blogspot.com/2009/02/hell-of-wall-street-19th-century-poem.html Obama Victory Unicorn
http://twitter.com/ninjaharlot/status/1220931516 Obama Victory Unicorn
http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=3621 Pancake Pastoral
http://konigsberg.hautetfort.com/archive/2009/02/19/les-nouvelles-aventures-d-oncle-bernie-qui-les-berna.html Bernie Madoff pancake
http://forums.nodoubt.com/forums/25/1844741/ShowPost.aspx Pancakes
http://catholicnotebook.blogspot.com/2009/02/meeting-between-b16-pelosi.html Nancy Pelosi-ism cartoon
http://seattlednb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=15520 Unicorns
http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/showthread.php?t=62525 Unicorns
http://rjart.blogspot.com/2009/02/obama-and-unicorns.html paintings
http://www.libertylounge.net/forums/40384-so-really-obama-who-landed-jet.html Paintings
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Obama_saving_Wall_St_with_Unicorn_powers Wall Street Unicorn
http://forums.iconzarena.com/showthread.php?t=30817&page=186 Oolong Bunny
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8216865 Paintings
http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=27547 I Like Zombies
http://activerain.com/blogs/the_man_agement Linsmore cross
http://forum.misfitisland.org/showthread.php?t=2874&page=3 New England patriot cartoon
http://gawker.com/5157225/good-thing-madoff-robbed-jews-think-non+jews Bernie Madoff pancake
http://absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3316456 Pancake Pastoral
http://profil.lide.cz/profile.fcgi?akce=profile&auth=&user=Beruna.H Faithmouse Starbucks cartoon
http://www.mysweetlife.net/good-thing-madoff-robbed-jews-think-non-jews-anti-semitism.html Madoff cartoon
http://twitter.com/ecctv Masturbating bear
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/02/22/obama-unicorn-in-miracle-on-the-hudson/comment-page-1/#comment-194409 Hudson River Obama
http://zrxoa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=203016 Hudson River Miracle obama
http://forums.mactech.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/415600/5 Sarah Palin pancakes (metaphor is subjective)
http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?s=423e6571af9c7693b29ebc6a728a9bd0&t=258331&page=2 Heath Ledger Joker
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=8fd32295e18fb17846b33c20e3b8e81e&threadid=431695 Ledger Joker
http://speedinfinity.net/forums/index.php?topic=8016.msg134745 Obama Victory Pie
http://www.jappy.de/user/WhiteRussian Heath Ledger Joker
http://www.fivefeetoffury.com/:entry:fivefeet-2009-02-24-0003/ The Final Battle
http://makelio.blogspot.com/2009/02/monday-maddness-ghey-obama-pics.html paintings
http://letsplayserver.informe.com/viewtopic.php?t=73&start=1095 Palin pancake hunter
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ctrl/message/116476 Rahm Emmanuel lox and bagel
http://www.myspace.com/dashboardbobbleheadjesus Obama prays painting
http://otzone.proboards34.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=6090 Oolong pancake
http://grownasspeople.blogspot.com/2009/02/id-just-like-to-start-off-by-saying.html pancakes
http://dizzydance.tumblr.com/post/80889933/via-www-faithmouse-com-for-potterspoet I like turtles
http://noir-gypsy.blogspot.com/2009/02/potrait-of-young-artist-as-dead-man.html Joker art
http://www.fatdrunkbastards.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5445 I Like Turtles
http://forums.prosperotechnologies.com/n/mb/message.asp?webtag=am-custreview&msg=31332.1&ctx=0 Obama pancake
http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2253398 pancakes
http://blogginfool.com/wankfest/2009/02/24/the-final-battle-obama-vs-palin-faithmouse/
http://potterspoet.com/post/80889994/dizzydance-via-www-faithmouse-com-for I like turtles
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8225331 Bobby Jindahl painting
http://www.mcculloughsite.net/stingray/2009/02/24/baracks-unicorn-no-longer-flies-so-high.php Obama unicorn
http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=61532&st=0&sk=t&sd=a Obama unicorn
http://www.wa-breakers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=937&p=21360 The Final Battle
http://www.rs-syndicate.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=458&page=6 Pancake bunny art
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508104 Bobby Jindahl pancake
http://obamafoodorama.blogspot.com/2009/02/shrove-tuesday-and-barack-michelle-as.html Obama pancake plug
http://dawkman.tumblr.com/post/81264391/dan-lacey-via-the-final-battle-obama-vs-palin The Final Battle
http://neveryetmelted.com/2009/02/03/latest-cultural-theme/ Camp Lei
http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/174349/Cyclin%27-Helmet?page=2 Oolong pancake bunny
http://rawdawgb.blogspot.com/2009/02/jedi-knight-not.html Bobby Jindahl painting
http://noctolator.livejournal.com/206746.html Bobby Jindahl pancake
http://tehdriven.com/forum/showthread.php?t=52230 Sarah Palin pancakes
http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=549298&forward=false&listPos=_articleId:16:3876877999629739_threadId:15:841126395346120_pageNum:1:5&articleId=80457&func=6&filterRead=false&filterHidden=true&filterUnhidden=false&numPageTokens=6 Palin wink
http://www.wrightreportonline.com/2009/02/national-pancake-day.html

Glenn Beck With A Steaming Cow Pie On Top Of His Head

An 8 by 10 inch oil portrait on sheet canvas of Fox News personality Glenn Beck with a steaming cow pie on top of his head.

Glenn Beck Steaming Cow Pie Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Obama Unicorn Palin Moose 'The Final Battle' Painting Removed By Ebay

My 'The Final Battle' Painting was pulled yesterday by Ebay because cropped images are not allowed in the general interest category. My mistake. However, I suspect this was the result of having a number of conservative activists monitoring my auctions for violations than it being a case of Ebay coming across the listing and finding a problem.

Again, there are regularly a number of nudes violating category which are viewable on Ebay, but I've become a target of the Obama-haters who as a dumb reflex target any art which fails to depict Obama as a dead monkey.

The painting is available for direct purchase for $300; please contact me at faithmouse (at) yahoo [.] com.

Conan O'Brien Portrait

An 8 by 10 inch oil portrait of Conan O'Brien.

Conan O'Brien Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

The Final Battle

An 8 by 10 inch oil painting of a nude Barack Obama on a unicorn battling a nude Sarah Palin on a moose. I call this painting 'The Final Battle.' The uncensored version of this painting will be viewable on Fleshbot or at the Faithmouse Forum at Portal Of Evil.

The Final Battle - Ebay Art Auction

Masturbating Bear, In Oil

An 8 by 10 inch oil painting of the much beloved masturbating bear, from the late 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien' program.

An Oil Painting Of The Masturbating Bear - Ebay Art Auction

The Final Battle, In Progress

An 8 by 10 oil painting in progress of a nude Barack Obama on a unicorn battling a nude Sarah Palin on a moose. I'm calling this painting The Final Battle.

Sleepy Lenin

An 8 by 10 inch portrait of Lenin with his eyes closed.

Sleepy Lenin - Ebay Art Auction

Warren Zevon With A Sandwich On His Head

By commission; a portrait of musician Warren Zevon with a sandwich on his head.

Rahm Emanuel With A Bagel, Cream Cheese, And Lox On His Head

An 8 by 10 inch oil portait on sheet canvas of Rahm Emanuel with a bagel, lox, and cream cheese on his head, painted for a client. This is my second Rahm Emanuel painting.

Commissions

Most of my newer Obama Unicorn paintings are commissions, which has left less time to paint and post newer paintings for auction on Ebay. I'm currently asking $300 for a three figure/situational 8 by 10 inch oil similar to the painting I'm previewing below. A 4 by 6 inch portrait is still $50, and an 8 by 10 is $100 (with or without pancake.) Knowing these two price points should help you to step prices for anything between.

Here are two preliminary sketches for a client who wishes to remain private; one of these I may complete for auction later.





I'm currently being interviewed by a writer for a major media print article. I'll let you know if and when it sees publication.

Pancake Pastoral

Obama, Penelope the unicorn, and a pancake. I call this painting 'Pancake Pastoral.'

Pancake Pastoral - Ebay Art Auction



A few recent posts of my paintings and cartoons, culled from my referrer stats-

http://www.buzzfeed.com/luxa/dan-lacey-painter-of-pancakes-paints-a-pancake-o-4xn
http://s272277939.onlinehome.us/forums/index.php?topic=836.0 Dramatic Prairie Dog
http://www.dickrushwashere.com/showthread.php?t=6817 Please Be My Valentine cartoon
http://everydaysemiotics.blogspot.com/ Obama Victory Unicorn
http://communities.kintera.org/FamilyLifeBlog/forums/thread/43542.aspx Please Be My Valentine
http://www.jappy.de/user/Anti-Held Heath Ledger Joker painting
http://www.jaythejoke.com/index.php/forums/viewthread/7427/ Brett Favre painting
http://www.debatepolitics.com/lighter-side/43636-just-found-greatest-artist-history-world.html
http://z13.invisionfree.com/WW3RP/index.php?showtopic=707 Obama portrait
http://xxxworldofporn.com/2009/02/11/is-prostitution-being-called-porn/
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12351.0;topicseen Ugly Betty painting
http://maligna.stumbleupon.com/review/30118197/ Please be my valentine
http://roguejew.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/monday-maddness-ghey-obama-pics/ Ginsburg Obama
http://seabendy.blogspot.com/2009/02/um-these-are-little-weird.html Paintings
http://www.locallevel.fm/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=71692 Obama Unicorn
http://www.cksu.com/vb/t126288/ Heath Ledger Joker painting
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=62553744&blogID=468492118 Camp Lei
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=300681438 gansta for lyfe cartoon
http://www.tealeafgreen.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=24953 Obama Victory Unicorn
http://guru.google.co.th/guru/thread?tid=05f85d7a7ce66d01&table=%2Fguru%2Flabel%3Flid%3D698cc016de6269f7%26sort%3Dwsmopts%26tab%3Dwtmtoc Be My Valentine
http://geminiwench.livejournal.com/847190.html Obama unicorn
http://www.obamaartreport.com/2009/02/in-other-news.html Alamo City Pundit story
http://loquella.net/glubook/?q=Obama-Sphere&page=1 Alamo City Pundit story
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=44707915 Happy Valentines' Day Taint
http://user.adme.in/blog/browse/u/MouthAlmighty Paintings
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=msg&goto=2248251&rid=0&S=f7c70edbb6fc519475a47b41194160bd#msg_2248251 Obama unicorns
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=127761371 Taint Valentine's Day
http://talk.theknot.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=59000262&MsdVisit=1 Taint Valentines' Day toon
http://thedirtyten.blogspot.com/2009/02/creepy-obama-shit-ctd_208.html Victory Obama unicorn
http://www.flirttown.net/content/profil.php?id=30844&module=guestbook Taint Valentine's day toon
http://whenitsgreat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4806 Please Be My Valentine cartoon
http://toxic-family.de/forum/thread.php?id=4342&p=1 Taint Valentine's Day toon
http://www.fuska.nu/forum/trad.php?id=1748826&sida=5#1760159 Barack Obama pancake
http://www.myspace.com/julie916 Please Be My Valentine
http://www.jappy.de/user/FrEaKii_bLaCk/gb Taint Valentine's Day
http://fnrtop.com/vb/member.php?u=28515 Taint Valentine's Day toon
http://nihilistic-kid.livejournal.com/1254286.html Victory Unicorn
http://januarymorning9.livejournal.com/10957.html Taint Valentine's Day cartoon
http://www.myspace.com/da808djc Taint Valentine's Day cartoon

Universal Health Care

Obama and Penelope the unicorn in 'Universal Heath Care.' Also featuring Stalin and Hugh Laurie as 'House.' For a private collector.

Universal Health Care, In Progress

Universal Health Care, in progress and by request.

Mrs. S Portrait, Completed

The completed portrait.



Detail. The colors appear much rawer here than in the completed painting.

Back to unicorns.

Blessed Mother Teresa Painting

A 20 by 24 inch oil and acrylic painting on stretched canvas of Blessed Mother Teresa, which has been on display in the Church Supply area for the past year at Leaflet Missal Catholic Supply in St. Paul, Minnesota. This painting is the top image search result in Google under the term 'Blessed Mother Teresa' and appears as a spot illustration on many sites and blogs.



Blessed Mother Teresa - Ebay Art Auction

Pajamas TV

Two of my paintings appear in this 'Afterburner with Bill Whittle' President Obama's Unicorn Problem Pajamas TV video. Can't embed, so please click the image to view the video on the Pajamas TV site.

The artist who created the paintings used in this video is a long-time Freeper, signed autographs once at Gary Bauer's The Family Research Council in Washington, D.C., and was drawing pro-conservative cartoons which appeared widely across the conservative blogosphere before the startup of Pajamas TV. I remember being on top of the Rathergate story moment by moment as it happened, and very quickly spun out this cartoon to celebrate the victory of the 'bloggers in pajamas' or as I referred to them at the time, the 'pajamahadeen.'




A selection of Dan Rather cartoons

To encapsulate, Bill, just in case you ever happen to run into him, here's what the person who would paint these images might look like, one day-

Faithmouse Self-Syndication Promotional Postcard

Faithmouse self syndication postcard, front-larger image.



Faithmouse self syndication postcard, back-larger image.

Back when Faithmouse was a pro-Christian and pro-conservative apologetic, after the first time the cartoon was rejected by the newspaper syndicates, I decided to take the initiative and syndicate the cartoon myself. I printed and mailed more than two thousand of the above postcards promoting my services to every newspaper in the United States and a few in Canada. I thought I had come up with a pretty clever format in offering a template which would turn any part of a newspaper into a mini-Christian section which could support local advertising. For all my effort I received one positive response, but it was too depressing to syndicate to just one newspaper. I tried the syndicates a few additional times during the course of the next few years before finally throwing in the towel.

I was reflecting back on the many, many efforts I made to see Faithmouse in print, and remembered these cancelled and postmarked cards which were sitting in a cardboard box in my basement.

Faithmouse Self-Syndication Postcard- Ebay Art Auction

Thanks to Fleshbot for displaying two recent paintings in their It's A Super-Funpacked Double Edition Of Faithmouse This Week! post.



A few recent posts of my paintings and cartoons, culled from my referrer stats-

http://lancerlord.blogspot.com/2009/02/of-people-need-to-stop-drawing-naked.html
http://www.villainouscompany.com/vcblog/archives/2009/02/for_some_reason.html
http://www.popculturepost.com/2009/02/03/daily-dosge-pittsburgh-steeler-santonio-holmes-gets-naked-barack-rides-a-unicorn/
http://gawker.com/5144431/nick-denton-with-pancakes-sells-for-princely-sum
http://eselgeist.livejournal.com/891169.html It's Not Lupus video
http://thenma.org/blogs/index.php/huston/ Obama Porn
http://www.theblackvault.com/ftopic-71703-1485.html Ahmadinejad pancake
http://www.v-nation.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111&page=107 Camp Lei
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=588954 Paintings
http://publiusforum.blogtownhall.com/2009/02/03/obama_porn_arrives_on_ebay.thtml Paintings
http://conservativegrapevine.com/entries.php?id=14187
http://www.greatwhatsit.com/archives/4231
http://www.chondriticsound.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=196&start=2100 Father Altier drawing
http://www.dalem.net/montada-f58/topic-t3874.htm Mother Teresa Smiles painting
http://www.vetocorleone.com/2009/02/barack-obama-unicorn-meme-is-your-wtf.html Camp Lei
http://futuremd.blogspot.com/2009/02/dr-strangelove-or-how-i-stopped.html Camp Lei
http://gawker.com/5146347/pancake-painter-sex-cartoon-uproar
http://candykirby.com/2009/02/04/president-obama-frolics-with-unicorns-ugly-betty-and-other-totally-normal-stuff/
http://qcexaminer.wordpress.com/2009/02/04/and-the-loveliest-of-all-was-the-unicorn/
http://sidewayspony.com/pictures/118973 Fairness Doctrine unicorn
http://jay-nyasu-mint.livejournal.com/409912.html "I NEED THIS PAINTING!"
http://lauredhel.livejournal.com/334571.html Camp Lei
http://jimsmash.blogspot.com/2009/02/um-naked-obama-riding-unicorn.html paintings
http://aflhc.com/board/index.php?topic=1635.0 Obama Vibrant painting
http://www.mbworld.org/forums/off-topic/280423-tired-whoring-tow-february-2009-a-62.html Oolong pancake bunny
http://ennuisex.blogspot.com/2009/02/texas-prude-national-capital.html Ebay controversy post
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/02/04/its-on-ap-sues-designer-of-creepily-iconic-obama-poster-for-copyright-infringement/ reference to Camp Lei painting
http://youbentmywookie.com/wtf/naked-obama-riding-a-unicorn-3830 Paintings
http://www.ioterran.com/?p=23315&cpage=1 Camp Lei
http://wbal.com/apps/news/templates/elliker_show.aspx?articleid=20731&zoneid=10&utm_source=rss Obama New Year posted by Shari Elliker
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=113961561 Oprah Winfrey pancake
http://translate.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fnet.nana10.co.il%2FArticle%2F%3FArticleID%3D614674%26sid%3D127&sl=iw&tl=en&hl=en&ie=UTF-8 Evidence of Hell
http://eptified.livejournal.com/349828.html a few words
http://cccc.community4um.de/f43t329-putin-thread.html Putin Painting
http://www.metroidmetal.com/ridley/viewtopic.php?t=6912&start=1590 Camp Lei
http://www.runboard.com/bdevilsarcadealternativetobtx.f1.t43 Bruce Springsteen cartoon
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/weird-george-bush-oil-paintings Bush and the Easter Bunny painting
http://gawker.com/5148000/judith-warners-dreams-of-our-president#c10562167 Camp Lei
http://wrightreportonline.blogspot.com/2009/02/dan-lacey.html Dan Lacey
http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/2009/02/dan-lacey-painter-of-pancakes.html Paintings
http://www.balletforte.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1179 Sarah Palin pancakes
http://coilhouse.net/2009/02/08/zomg-wtf-stng-bbq/ It's Not Lupus
http://current.com/items/89795318/new_trend_shirtless_obama_on_a_unicorn.htm
http://www.writerscafe.org/writers/Slipshod/
http://www.getreligion.org/?p=7402 Dick Cheney
http://unicornboners.blogspot.com/2009/02/zeitgeist-round-up.html
http://coolcatdaddy.blogspot.com/2009/01/painter-of-pancakes.html Paintings
http://www.tips-q.com/content/politicization-pancakes Get Religion post
http://wiveswithlives.com/index.php?showtopic=2312&st=140 Ferret pancake
http://wiveswithlives.com/index.php?showtopic=2312&st=140 Father Altier drawing
http://rootfish.blogspot.com/2009/02/datas-painting-is-making-me-dizzy.html It's Not Lupus video

The Healing Touch

An oil painting over acrylic of Barack Obama and his unicorn Penelope administering 'the healing touch' to Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

The Healing Touch- Ebay Art Auction

Fleshbot 'Missile Defense' Cartoon, Preview

You can view the sketch for my next Fleshbot cartoon at the Faithmouse Forum at Portal Of Evil.

Obama Unicorn Ginsburg Surgery, In Progress

I should have this if not a second Obama Unicorn painting completed and posted by later this evening. I also have a nice headstart on Monday's new Fleshbot feature, which may consist of two sequential paintings.

Two recent postings regarding my paintings-

The first is from Israel. The tagline under the painting translates as 'evidence of hell'-
http://net.nana10.co.il/Article/?ArticleID=614674&sid=127

The second is from LiveJournal, where I occasionally post new work.
http://eptified.livejournal.com/349828.html

Portrait of Mrs. S., First Application Of Oil

I've been working on a few commissions between new Barack Obama On A Unicorn paintings, including this portrait of Mrs. S. which I began a few weeks ago.

Starting with the hair I apply the first application of oil over the previously completed acrylic sketch. When working from a photo I find that it helps to paint upsidedown, as that forces me to drop my assumptions and only paint actual colors and shapes.


If you think this is messy, you should see what's behind me.


Portrait of an Australian.


Many times I'll just squeeze paint directly onto the canvas.


The unfinished portrait.

I'll let this dry as much as it will overnight (I paint with quick drying, water based oils) and apply a second application tomorrow.

Now, back to unicorns.

Alamo City Pundit, 1

First Fleshbot Cartoon Removed By Ebay

The New Media Alliance (we CAN take America back!) posted this article on Tuesday, which may have actually been the first article questioning the legality of my auctions-

Obama Porn Arrives On Ebay - Warner Todd Huston

As I explained in my earlier post, I had to make a judgment call on whether the Taint auction violated any Ebay TOS, and I still think it doesn't, but Ebay has apparently responded to Alamo City Pundits actions.

Ebay has been very good to me. I'm not having a problem with Ebay, but with drives to manipulate the free market based upon political motivation. If you search 'nudes' at Ebay, you'll see a number of examples on the very first page of listings which display both frontal nudity and genitalia. My Fleshbot listing would be there today, except for the action of conservative activists.

Alamo City Pundit Leads Drive To Have Paintings Removed From Ebay

“Obama Porn” Artist Shifts From Obama PornTo Implied Child Porn and Full Frontal Nudity on Ebay - Alamo City Pundit

I'd like to respond to a few points here. The first is that Faithmouse's sister Taint is an adult. Taint drinks, smokes, curses, drives a car, and has an ongoing battle with a character named Fetus, who is in fact her fetus. A number of Taint cartoons demonstrating her adulthood can be found on the Faithmouse Forum at Portal Of Evil. Faith is very close in age to Taint and is married to BlackBear; together they have a family of six children. So, the blogger 'Your Humble Servant' is pulling this charge out of the air. It's untrue. Also, the painting is a parody of the Madonna photo up for auction at Christie's, which was taken when she was an adult. I'm guessing that the blogger, unfamiliar with the world of adult cartoons and illustrations which is especially popular right now in the low-brow art community, did his math like this: cartoon+nudity=child porn. I'll return to the subject of cultural misunderstanding in a moment.

The second point-Ebay allows nude artwork; there's a specific category for this, which all of these paintings are listed under. I know it doesn't allow 'insertion' or any other form of sexual activity, and none of these paintings violate that rule. I imagine the Taint painting might be categorized as adult only, although I sort of debated that when I posted it. Maybe, maybe not. I've seen many fine art pieces using exactly the same pose (including the Madonna photograph) from Classical artwork to the paintings of Courbet to Lucian Freud, but trouble is in the eye of the beholder, so Ebay might remove or re-categorize that one piece of artwork to the 'adult' section. Whatever they do is fine with me.

Point three, regarding cultural misunderstandings. This is pretty much why I grew tired of the ugliness and partisanship and got out of the Christian/Catholic conservative business (Faithmouse has been featured positively in the past on 'Your Humble Servant's' own blogroll.) The pointless World War I style trench fighting just wore me out.

UPDATE

The above, posted earlier this morning, was what I had hoped was a reasoned and restrained defense of my work in response to what I had at first assumed was an uninformed charge leveled at my Taint character. My mind had refused to grasp the reality of the actual complaint.



Update #2

What the heck...here's the full response I left on Alamo Pundit's blog, which he won't post but claims I deleted (!)

I appreciate the defense, guys.

JD, I want to thank you for the humor. Ebay may still drop my auctions, but I would recover just fine. I had originally assumed you were leveling an uniformed charge of ‘implied child porn’ against my Taint character, who is in fact of the age of consent; my mind refused to grasp the utter surreality that you were actually complaining about my ‘Ugly Betty’ painting. Just for the record, Betty is not nude from the waist down; she is clearly wearing her Guadalajara! Poncho. Barack and Penelope are indeed naked.

You may wish to Google the following search terms-

‘Faithmouse pro life’
‘pro Bush cartoons’
‘pro military cartoons’
‘Terry Schiavo cartoons’
‘Dan Lacey Faithmouse Alan Keyes Renew America’
‘Faithmouse Free Republic’

-or just search ‘Faithmouse’ in GIS to view my older cartoons. You’ll have to visit my fan forums or Fleshbot to see the newer ones.

There’s a reason I became disgusted by ‘my own side’ and bailed on my Christian/Conservative apologetic-it was because of asshats such as yourself who scream ‘liberty’ but strive to create less freedom in this country instead of more; it caused me to question who I was fighting for. You guys lost me big time. Yes, I paint and draw mouse porn, not to ‘push back the boundaries of what is acceptable in society’ but because it amuses the hell out of me. If you don’t like it, suck on it.

Anyway, I hope this is the last comment.

One more time...go away, you silly asshat.

Two Paintings In Progress

Portrait of Mrs. S. Acrylic sketch, pre oil. For a long-time client from Lubbock, Texas.



A new Obama unicorn painting, in progess. I'm calling this piece 'Obama: The Roaring Sea.'



A few recent posts and references to my painting and cartoons, culled from my referrer stats-

http://www.flickr.com/photos/the-initiative/3221369160/ Photoshop of Nick Denton painting
http://joemuto.tumblr.com/post/73128503/a-painting-of-a-nude-obama-and-a-unicorn-helping Hudson River Obama
http://www.flickr.com/photos/johnswords/3209289229/ Victory Unicorn
http://twitter.com/pzriddle/status/1146887950 Hudson River Obama
http://twitter.com/Sblargh/status/1146819399 Wall Street Obama
http://mplsbikelove.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=10766 Palin pancakes
http://www.ndnation.com/boards/showpost.php?b=politics;pid=129843;d=this Hudson River Obama
http://www.filmweb.pl/user/1105788/Joker_33.html Joker painting
http://www.gsvnet.nl/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2553&postdays=0&postorder=asc&&start=750 Blessed Mother Teresa painting
http://forums.myspace.com/t/4357682.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&PageIndex=2&SortOrder=0 Palin pancakes
http://justsippinsuds.blogspot.com/2009/01/art-show.html Fallout Obama
http://dtran.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/painter-dan-lacey-painter-of-pancakes/
http://fixed.gr/nyc/comments.php?DiscussionID=9031&page=13 Hudson River Miracle
http://spazio.libero.it/bramapaola/ Obama Prays painting
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/social/current/170939/2/Silence-of-the-Obama-Cult Obama Victory Unicorn
http://www.nethirdgen.org/forum/showthread.php?t=56624 I like Obama
http://www.oregoncommentator.com/2009/01/26/naked-barack-obama-on-a-unicorn-landing-us-air-flight-1549-in-the-hudson-river/
http://www.b9board.com/viewtopic.php?t=562554 I Like Turtles
http://rightwingnews.com/mt331/2009/01/naked_obama_clothed_unicorn.php?comments=show#comments Fallout Obama
http://www.stumbleupon.com/url/cgi.ebay.com/Nude-Obama-Unicorn-US-Air-Hudson-River-Miracle-Painting_W0QQitemZ250359245766QQihZ015QQcategoryZ60437QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem Hudson River Miracle Obama
http://popecat.net/boards/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=192&p=3987 I like turtles
http://dunham.proboards107.com/index.cgi?board=shit&action=display&thread=69&p Hudson River Miracle Obama
http://www.blueoctoberfan.com/openBook/viewtopic.php?t=66312&start=135 Obama Victory Unicorn
http://www.neurolux.com/thread.cfm?threadid=27883&messages=35 Palin pancakes
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/01/28/obama-photoshopped-or-drawn-as-other-iconic-people-a-collecti/ Obama Victory Unicorn
http://dtran.wordpress.com/2009/01/28/shirts-obama/ Obama Victory Unicorn
http://seltz.livejournal.com/167494.html Eviction notice cartoon
http://blogs.discovery.com/nerdabout_new_york/2009/01/obama-ffffound.html Palin Pancakes
http://shooric.livejournal.com/21308.html paintings
http://www.myspace.com/lecorpsmincedefrancoise Blessed Mother Teresa
http://forum.kevhead.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=8203&PN=1 Palin pancakes
http://boards.ca-va.org/index.php?showtopic=6258&hl= John McPancake
http://roguejew.wordpress.com/2009/01/27/the-naked-moonbat-messiah/ Limbaugh Unicorn
http://www.weaselzippers.net/blog/2009/01/naked-obama-and-his-trusty-unicorn-take-on-rush-limbaugh-and-the-fairness-doctrine.html Limbaugh Unicorn
http://culture11.com/article/36632 Wall Street Obama
http://media.www.ecollegetimes.com/media/storage/paper991/news/2009/01/29/Top10s/Top-10.Bizarre.Obama.Products-3595344.shtml Top Obama collectible
http://shawarmamayor.blogspot.com/2009/01/can-you-love-obama-and-draw-this-image.html 'Can you love Obama and paint this image?"
http://www.zrxoa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=201175
http://www.theblogofrecord.com/2009/01/16/animalistic-obama-art/ Wall Street Obama
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.don-imus/browse_thread/thread/d2a2ca4277f0b29b/664cfeafe528c752?lnk=gst&q=unicorn#664cfeafe528c752 Wall Street Obama
http://www.theeastafrican.co.ke/magazine/-/434746/518906/-/15k1e5w/-/ 'black man on a white horse'
http://middleclass-daaaaang.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-obama-art.html
http://www.wedoiteverymonth.com/2009/01/dan_lacey_painter_of_pancakes.html
http://cindysbeentrippin.com/index.php?topic=19710.15 Unicorn paintings
http://www.managership.com/playerdetail.php?pid=1531378&keyindex=146885879183&page=matchstat.php Obama prays painting
http://www.metafilter.com/78750/Chia-pet-Obama-A-little-offensive-Maybe-just-a-little Obama Victory Unicorn reference
http://tararocksblogs.blogspot.com/2009/01/okay-this-is-just-silly.html Obama paintings
http://zrxoa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=201175 Paintings
http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthread.php?t=132690&page=67 Fallout Obama
http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=5377014848 Barack Obama portrait
http://www.lvfixed.com/comments.php?DiscussionID=930&page=2 I Like Turtles painting
http://www.garena.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=439971&extra=page%3D2 Pope John Paul II drawing
http://www.godsgirls.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17033&postdays=0&postorder=asc& Miley Cyrus cartoon
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4181287&startid=48375314 Ann Rand cartoon
http://www.myspace.com/1eddiemurphy Barack Prays portrait
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/610880/ Obama Victory Print
http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=2277&st=0&sk=t&sd=a creator of the It's Not Lupus video
http://www.whatheck.com/2009/02/star-trek-next-generation-episode-10.php It's Not Lupus
http://circuitry.supernovajuice.com/2009/02/01/its-not-lupus/ It's Not Lupus
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=52607 It's Not Lupus
http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com:8080/vb/showthread.php?t=143994&page=67 It's Not Lupus
http://www.mixx.com/videos/3663829/youtube_star_trek_the_next_generation_episode_10_it_s_not_lupus It's Not Lupus
http://comedy.videosift.com/video/Uh-Lt-Data-s-Paintings-Are-Making-Me-Dizzy It's Not Lupus
http://moonscream.livejournal.com/259132.html It's Not Lupus
http://fleshbot.com/tag/faithmouse/
http://blogginfool.com/wankfest/2009/02/02/dan-lacey-the-painter-of-pancakes-comes-to-fleshbot-faithmouse/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/obama-naked-riding-a-unicorn#responses Obama New Year's Unicorn
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8160404 Palin Winking pancake
http://www.jossip.com/people-need-to-stop-drawing-naked-obama-riding-a-unicorn-20090202/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xeni/3248094459/
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/02/02/unicorn-and-nude-oba.html Camp Lei
http://www.retardedsnotebook.com/2009/02/naked-obama-riding-unicorn.html Obama New Year
http://twangofthevoid.blogspot.com/2009/02/mr-preseident-are-you-ready-for-your.html Camp Lei
http://www.artofobama.com/2009/01/27/the-fairness-doctrine/ Fairness Doctrine
http://webnewssite.com/2009/02/02/unicorn-and-nude-obama-on-vacation-in-hawaii-fan-art/ Camp Lei
http://breadzeppelin.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/this-belongs-in-moma/ Camp Lei
http://community.livejournal.com/ugly_crap/316888.html Paintings
http://myspacefacetube.com/2009/02/02/%E2%80%9Cunicorn-and-nude-obama-on-vacation-in-hawaii%E2%80%9D-fan-art/ Camp Lei
http://www.megabyte.com.au/unicorn-and-nude-obama-on-vacation-in-hawaii-fan-art/ Camp Lei
http://www.crapazon.com/obama-naked-riding-a-unicorn/ New Year Obama
http://www.sexy-hot-videos.co.uk/dan-lacey-the-painter-of-pancakes-comes-to-fleshbot-faithmouse/ Fleshbot
http://jewelry-blogstore.com/2009/02/02/nick-denton-with-pancakes-sells-for-princely-sum-auctions/ Nick Denton painting
http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/nick-denton-pancake-painting-is-ours/6159
http://twitter.com/GawkerDotCom/status/1170376767 Nick Denton pancake painting
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=81993 Paintings
http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/02/disturbing-obama-fan-art/ Camp Lei
http://www.flickr.com/photos/xeni/3248094459/ Camp Lei
http://carlmagazine.com/2009/02/03/best-carl-ever/ Interview
http://www.americanconservativedaily.com/2009/02/obama-porn-arrives-on-ebay/
http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:boing_boing:260c6ff6255e874e74605cf4b96ac6aa
http://www.unknownhighway.com/index.php/site/comments/evil_ebay_disturbing_obama_fan_art/ Paintings
http://twitter.com/timmcdoniel/status/1171324738 Camp Lei
http://plus613.net/image/52619 Paintings
http://jamesdel.com/post/75163116/dan-lacey-the-painter-of-pancakes-is-now-contributing Fleshbot
http://www.subnet.at/Document.html?id=185223
http://rightwingnews.com/mt331/2009/02/naked_obama_unicornarama.php?comments=show#comments paintings
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/196175.php Obama porn
http://www.stoptheaclu.com/archives/2009/02/03/obama-porn-arrives-on-ebay/
http://www.stoptheaclu.com/archives/2009/02/03/the-latest-obama-unicorn-painting/
http://jackmyers.daylife.com/article/0a7VgxnfCQe6r?q=Barack+Obama
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/02/naked-obama-and-unicorn.html
http://themachoresponse.blogspot.com/2009/02/naked-barack-obama-unicorn-porn-i-feel.html
http://noobpics.com/naked-obama-riding-unicorn/
http://www.ioterran.com/?p=23315
http://peligroesminombremedio.blogspot.com/2009/02/barack-obama-victory-unicorn.html
http://www.thepiratescove.us/2009/02/03/the-latest-obama-unicorn-painting/
http://dailygimpei.blogspot.com/2009/02/obama-naked-with-unicorn.html
http://pipeline.refinery29.com/daily_links/link_love.php
http://tinkertytonk.blogspot.com/2009/02/miscellany.html
http://www.jacksonvilleconfidential.com/2009/02/trends-for-change.html
http://ok-cleek.com/blogs/?p=4594
http://obacalypse.blogspot.com/2009/02/hot-unicorn-sex.html
http://neveryetmelted.com/index.php/latest-cultural-theme/
http://alecsandertourdiary.blogspot.com/2009/02/dan-lacey-genius.html Hudson River Miracle Obama
http://conservativegal.blogspot.com/2009/02/rush-and-obama-again-warning-porn-alert.html Limbaugh Unicorn

The Carl Interview

The Carl - Carleton College, Northfield, Minnesota

Attack Of The Show

Obama Victory Unicorn painting at 2:30 or so.

Faithmouse Moves To Fleshbot

Faithmouse now appears as a weekly adult feature exclusively on Fleshbot. The original artwork for the first cartoon, which consists of two illustrations and an oil over acrylic painting on canvas, are up for auction on Ebay.

Faithmouse Madonna Fleshbot Cartoon - Ebay Auction

It's Not Lupus Video