Wednesday, February 28, 2007

James Cameron Rediscovers Al Capone's Vault

Titanic director James Cameron's Discovery channel documentary on Jesus ossuary
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'In the movie Titanic, after Bill Paxton's character Brock Lovett opens the safe on deck only to reveal nothing inside but grime and the drawing when they were expecting the Heart of the Ocean, Lewis Abernathy's character Lewis Bodine makes the comment, "You know, boss, the same thing happened to Geraldo, and his career never recovered."'
- from the Wikipedia entry on Geraldo Rivera's 1986 live television special 'The Mystery of Al Capone's Vault.'

A new character named Dude.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Taint / I Hate It When That Happens / Panel 1

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Continuing our current storyline. Chris Kattan's SNL character Mr. Peepers pictured; Billy Crystal's Willie makes an appearance in the second panel.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Pure Sex

Sexually Suggestive Sermons From Michigan Pastor Leave Some Hot and Bothered -FoxNews

'Pure Sex' is the name of the controversial monthlong sermon series.

Taint / Monster From My Hoo-Ha

monster from my hoo-ha
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Taint with fetus in a new cartoon.

You know, I might laugh at these Taint cartoons if they were written by a liberal. I can laugh at Stephen Colbert because I know that he doesn't mean the things he says. However, I know that Mr. Lacey does in fact believe in what he is writing and has quite a history of sticking not so subtle messages in his cartoons. The message that he's giving off with his Taint cartoon is that only tattooed, uncouth, gawfick girls get abortions. I fail to see how his new cartoons are in any way different from the old ones, in terms of message. His faithmouse character remains pure and Taint is imbued with all the disreputable qualities that Mr. Lacey associates with women who get abortions. Apparently the appearance of furry mouse tits has sufficiently distracted you all. Mr. Lacey is not having a breakdown; he knows what he is doing and you are all idiots if you believe otherwise.

Enjoy your mouse tits.

-Mrs. Mahler posting in the current faithmouse thread at Something Awful (adult content)

Friday, February 23, 2007


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Anticipating a heavy snow over the weekend here in the upper Midwest....

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Taint, fini

An adult oriented cartoon, although only mildly so. This is a toned-down version of the cartoon I have posed on a number of secular forums.

You have been forwarned.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Holy Roman Catholic Church / Our Hats Are Awesome

The Holy Roman Catholic Church, Our Hats Are Awesome
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Bring back the Galero!

Taint 2

Second panel in the current cartoon featuring a new character; an atheist, counter-character to Faithmouse named 'Taint', (hence her language). Two more panels to go in this toon.

Sort of all over the map early this week with toons in progress, mainly because I felt driven to launch Taint. I plan on having both the new B16 / Vatican Kitty toon and the Al Franken toon completed sometime later today.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007



First panel of a toon introducing a new character named Taint.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Friday, February 16, 2007

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Please Be My Valentine

Please be my valentine
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Thanks to Barb at SFO Mom for posting the above Neverborn / Please Be My Valentine cartoon. Laura H. has done the same at her And If Not (living Catholicism and fighting for life in an anti-Catholic, pro-death culture). Sara at Mom's Musings has also posted the image, as has RobK at Kyrie Eleison. Cathy_of_Alex posts the toon on her Recovering Dissident Catholic. Bryansix posts the cartoon on this Discussion Whatever thread. Waldo on this Happy Valentines' Day thread at ANTIFanBoy (adult content) also posts the cartoon. The cartoon also shows up on a number of LiveJournal friends pages, including Chiavia's LJ , JoSparke's LJ , Alluring Kailyn's LJ and Will Sample's The Sanitarium. Faithmouse is a tag on Free Press. Al at Is Anybody There posts the Father Augustine Confessional Car cartoon. Blogs4Life blogtoon posts include Rockyfort at CrosSwords and Lutheran Pastor Walter Snyder at Ask The Pastor. Jenny at her Bell-Jar LiveJournal posts the ACLU Real I.D. toon from last year. Thanks to Jason 'I've Got Undies On My Head for posting the Neverborn / Return To Sender toon as the background image on his 65953535 LiveJournal. Open Door posts today's Be My Valentine cartoon on the Arabic Atheist network منتدى الملحدين العرب

Found the above faithmouse / Pokemon card on this Chronoshock game forum thread along with the comment 'Now this is what I'm talking about! Finally, a Pokémon of the Christian Right!' Thanks to Dr. M.A.P. at the Pro-Life Phillipines forum for posting a few past Neverborn cartoons. Christian Pro-Life Resources for the Phillipines does the same. Hawaii Right To Life includes a cartoon in their post promoting the Blogs4Life conference. Missed this post by Stacy Harp at Active Christian Media which includes a Blogs4Life customized toon from 2006. Cactus Alliance thanks us for the promo toons. Thanks to unimaGINAble[TF5] at her heart vs heart MySpace for posting the Canadians Mounties memorial toon from 2004. Faithmouse is the subject of discussion in two Something Awful forums. Thanks to Laurannd mkII at POE News for her For those who don't check regular Poe post. Facebook has a number of posts of the Be My Valentine cartoon, including in networks under sdstate, sdsmt, dmacc, iastate, central, uni, etc.

God is Green

God is green
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

God is Green, preview

God is green

Cartoon in progress featuring Ms. StarMole (in her future role as Deaconess at St. Jean of Snark) and Minnesota Loon, who appeared briefly two years ago in the 'a faithmouse Christmas' series. Should have this completed and online by the end of the day.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Stop The ACLU / Medieval Dorks for Christ

Third and final revision of Sunday's cartoon.
ACLU defends student who want yearbook photograph taken while wearing Renfest costume
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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU

ACLU defends medieval re-enactment dork - Stop The ACLU

Yes, but would they also defend someone dressed in the Full Armor of God Play Set (ages 3 to 11?)

Friday, February 09, 2007

Full Service

Full service
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I've fallen behind in my post acknowledgments. Here's a partial list minus about two dozen which I'll add over the next day or three.

Mirtika gives faithmouse a nice plug and posts the earlier Brownback / Neverborn sketch on her Mirathon. Thanks for Jean for doing same on her Catholic Fire. Thanks to Aric on Deuce's Semperfunk MySpace page for posting the 1st of the Moonininte Triptych toons. Blank Frank nominates faithmouse as Hipion's most famous boarder. Matt n K-9 Diogi posts the unfinished Fairfax County, Va. police officer illustration for Michael Garbarino and Vicky Armel. Thanks to Ray at our own Stella Borealis: Northland Catholic Roundtable for suggesting faithmouse for a nomination in a current CyberCatholics blogs award contest. Rebecca at The Recovering Dissident Catholic includes faithmouse in her dream. Karen has added the regularly updating toon to her Karen's Korner. Nissa has posted the Neverborn/Brownback banner on her moreovoer the dog went with them. Nelis posts the Valentine's Day toon on this forum on ~Hating Me Won't Make You Pretty~ posts the Thanksgiving Day Familia Feliz toon on her private Femme Fatale 77 MySpace page. When you're in space no one can hear you scream posts an older Neverborn toon on her Never Let Go MySpace page. Sterniac86 posts 2005's Peace On Earth toon on this page of the Howard Stern Stern Fan Network. The Squirels Gone Wild cartoon ends up on this mascara discussion thread at LymeNet. Thanks to Christian rap fan J.Skills for adding the crucified feet drawing as the background of his jdotskills MySpace page. Adore te Devote lists faithmouse as one of the bloggers she wished she knew in person. Thanks to Pookie18 for regularly adding faithmouse cartoons to his Today's Toons threads at Free Republic. The Recovering Dissident Catholic has the earlier Brownback / Neverborn sketch. Thanks to Blue Ox News for adding us to the blogroll. Marine Corporal Bobby at his Vicards LiveJournal posts the Bible Door toon from a few years ago. Posts of the Blogs4Life toons inlclude Ray At Stella, Peter at Pro-Life News, JivinJ at JivinJehosphaphat, Gillibrand at CathCon, Family Research Center Fellow Charmaine Yoest at Charmaine Yoest, Orycteropus Afer at Aardvark Alley, Rebecca at Mary Meets Dolly, and Carmel at Winterr's Words. The earlier Brownback / Neverborn sketch is linked in this report regarding the Blogs4Life conference at Feministing. Mary Meets Dolly posts about faithmouse and Blogs4Life lands on this Megite Science News aggregation.

John Edwards staffer knocks faithmouse

I thought that name looked familiar. It seems that one of the staffers which Bill Donahue is calling on John Edwards to fire from his campaign for making anti-Catholic statements has displayed a keen interest in the past regarding my cartoon.

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Wingnuts in favor of freeloading squatters, so long as they can be used to punish fornicating women by Amanda Marcotte (filed under 'religion, ***holes', 82 comments)

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Most Inexplicable Cartoon Of The Hurricane by Amanda Marcotte (filed under 'Conservatism', 26 comments)

As for that latter cartoon, it was more than anything else about my father, who was a gunner's mate on the U.S.S. Hornet during WWII and permanently traumatized by his experiences during warfare in the South Pacific. Two other sites claimed it as art at the time, which I very much appreciated. Here's one which I located via Wayback (the other was on a site called 'Blog On The Run' by Lex Alexander, which seems not to have been archived).

Inadvertant masterpiece -

Everyone's entitled to their opinion, and I have a reputation for never 'returning fire' on anyone who has criticized my work.

I must admit though, it's fun knowing that there's a faithmouse anti-fan on the Edwards staff. Additional posts by Amanda regarding my cartoon would be very much appreciated. Gosh knows I could use the publicity.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Mooninite Triptych

Ignignokt the mooninite, from Aquateen Hunger Force

The Triptych

Faithmouse shoots a Mooninite hoax device with an M1911 .45 Colt semiautomatic handgun

Aquateen Hunger Force hoax device explodes

Abu Grahaib prison, webtoon character homage

Err the mooninite, from Aquateen Hunger Force

Three cartoons in progress on the subject of the recent hoax device scare in Boston. The devices were battery operated LED advertisements featuring images of Ignignokt the mooninite from Comedy Central's Adult Swim Aquateen Hunger Force cartoon.

The three cartoons represent a conservative, centrist and liberal viewpoint, fully exaggerated. The bookends feature one of my drawing pads. In the bottom image you can see Mädchen the cat investigating whatever it is I'm doing at 2 AM.

An entertaining experiment, I hope. The third toon will feature an assortment of webcomic characters, so if you're a webtoon fan keep an eye open for one of your favorites.

Monday, February 05, 2007

Gaybear Adult Cartoon

The following link is to an adult oriented cartoon featuring Faithmouse and Gaybear. Viewers should be warned that it contains sexual subject matter. Faithmouse cartoons such as this are not shown directly on this site and do not appear in the live feeds. Adult cartoon, sexual content.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Stop The ACLU / Sixth Freedom

Five freedoms guaranteed by the first amendment
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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Faithmouse Squeaks

Click above to hear a special greeting from faithmouse herself to all of our visitors.

Thursday, February 01, 2007