Wednesday, April 29, 2009
City Pages Article And Slideshow
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Swine Flu Pancake
Swine Flu Pancake - Ebay Art Auction
An oil portrait of Swine Flu with a chili pepper pancake on its head. One of five new paintings posted today. The others are of three Minnesota water towers with pancakes on their heads, and one painting of a monstertruck showdown-
Thanks for the kind words from the poesters at Poe-Red, which also hosts my longest-running fan forum. Other forums can be found at Something Awful and ILXOR.
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Minnesota Harpist & Vocalist Chris Ward Performs 'The Ash Grove' In Concert
Governor Tim Pawlenty Balancing A Pancake On His Nose
An oil portrait of Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty balancing a pancake on his nose.
One of four new Minnesota themed portraits. The others are Thom Mischke, Wally The Beerman, and KSTP's Rookie. Previous Minnesota pancake portraits include multiple paintings of both Norm Coleman and Al Franken, as well as Jesse Ventura, Twins player Joe Mauer, and The Polichicks. I once painted a portrait of Fantasy Gifts owner Colleen Bertino with a jackrabbit dildo on top of her head.
The four most recent paintings are currently up for auction on Ebay.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Art Poster Discontinuation, And PETA Collaboration
I'll be discontinuing my art poster offer as of Sunday, May the 3rd, which will be the last day you can order a poster of the Obama Victory Unicorn painting, which also comes with a hand drawn Faithmouse cartoon. Thanks to everyone who has purchased a poster in the past.
The following weekend, in collaboration with PETA, I'll be offering my first limited edition giclée print series. Peta will be showing this painting at their official protest at the Kentucky Derby and will link to the print on their blog. A portion of the proceeds of the print sales will go to this very worthwhile organization.
I changed my mind, and the posters are available again. As before, each poster includes an original Faithmouse cartoon. Please click on the sidelinks to order. Also, you can now order any previous painting or cartoon as a poster; just email me separately with the info on which specific image you'd like to order.
Friday, April 24, 2009
Portrait Painting Is Cool Again
The writer fails to expound upon the impact of the pancake on modern portraiture.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Susan Boyle And Not Pebbles The Cat Sing A Duet
Susan Boyle Performance - Ebay Art Auction
Thanks to Alan at Robot Nine for posting a gallery of Susan Boyle paintings-
Dan Lacey, Painter Of Pancakes, Creates Susan Boyle Collection! - Robot Nine
My third oil painting of British Idol contestant Susan Boyle, this time featuring Susan in a duet with a singing cat. Susan has a cat named Pebbles, but this is not Pebbles. This is just some random, singing cat.
Susan Boyle Cat Duet- Ebay Art Auction
Shower Nude Beckie And Rio Rita Alaine
Fan and collector Beckie came up with a nifty idea for a nude portrait; do it wet! I first attempted to paint this on the opposite side of the glass but forgot that I use water-soluble oils.
Here's a blast from the past; an unfinished portrait from my studio years at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas. Former Rio Rita Alaine hunted me down online and after a search I unearthed this forgotten portrait. I'll post the completed version sometime during the next week.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Susan Boyle, British Idol
Susan Boyle Happy - Ebay Art Auction
Taken from the first video: an oil portrait of Susan Boyle weeping-
Susan Boyle Weeps - Ebay Art Auction
This is actually a revision of the painting which I initially posted yesterday. This newer version has more detail, a better hand, and a more introspective expression. The Ebay thumbnail still shows the original painting.
Susan Boyle singing 'Memories' from the musical Cats-
Susan Boyle Memories - Ebay Art Auction
Thanks to NYU Press' In The Square for the post of my Susan Boyle With A Pancake On Her Head painting-
Susan Boyle: Just Another Unregulated High Risk Investment? - NYU Press
British Idol Susan Boyle - Ebay Art Auction
My previous portrait of Susan-
A portrait of Susan Boyle smiling.
Susan Boyle Smile Painting- Ebay Art Auction
My previous portraits-
A portrait of Susan Boyle looking a bit cheeky.
Susan Boyle Cheeky Painting- Ebay Art Auction
Finally! A portrait of Susan Boyle's Pebbles The Cat. Painted from a photo recently shown on Oprah.
Pebbles The Cat Painting - Ebay Art Auction
My most recent oil portrait of Susan Boyle performing. This is my fifth or sixth Susan Boyle which I've put up for auction.
Susan Boyle Performs - Ebay Art Auction
A portrait of American Idol and Britian's Got Talent judge Simon Cowell. This portrait was inspired by Simon's surprised expression when he first heard Susan Boyle sing.
Simon Cowell Portrait - Ebay Art Auction
An oil portrait of American Idol contestant Adam Lambert performing. Portrait by request of a fan on Ebay.
Adam Lambert Sings - Ebay Art Auction
I'll try to work Ryan Seacrest and Paula Abdul into the next set.
A previous oil painting of British Talent sensation Susan Boyle. The auction for this painting ended on May 11, 2009.
Susan Boyle Has Talent- Ebay Art Auction
Another previous oil painting of British Talent sensation Susan Boyle.
Susan Boyle Sings- Ebay Art Auction
A few of my previous Susan Boyle paintings. These auctions are now concluded-
Susan Boyle and not her cat Pebbles singing a duet. This painting was recently featured on MTV's The Best Week Ever blog-
Susan Boyle Renders The Standing Ovation Meaningless - The Best Week Ever
Susan Boyle Cat Duet- Ebay Art Auction
My second oil painting of Scottswoman and British Idol sensation Susan Boyle. This newer portrait is sans pancake.
Susan Boyle British Idol - Ebay Art Auction
Thanks to the Daily Record for the reference to my previous Susan Boyle painting-
Susan Boyle With A Pancake On Her Head - Ebay Art Auction
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Graham Norton And Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn
An oil painting of Barack Obama and BBC talk show host Graham Norton nude on a unicorn.
Barack Obama & Graham Norton Nude On A Unicorn - Ebay Art Auction
Friday, April 17, 2009
Faithmouse Cartoon / Barack Obama Goes To Notre Dame University
A new Faithmouse cartoon on the subject of the Barack Obama / Notre Dame Catholic University commencement speech controversy. Click image for larger.
Rahm Emanuel Has Been Framed
Thanks to Sade who has tumblred a pic of the Rahm Emanuel painting she commissioned a few months ago. Looks great!
Faithmouse Cartoon / The Money You Could Have Saved With Geico
The money you could have saved with Geico.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Dan Warren CD Covers / Departures and The Scientist
Click above to view larger image.
Both are available for complimentary download from Dan's site. You can also order hard copies of both for a nominal price.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Phil Spector Jailhouse Record
An oil painting of convicted record producer Phil Spector with a copy of The Crystal's 'He Hit Me, And It Felt Like A Kiss' on his head. The record is badly scratched and somewhat warped.
Phil Spector's Jailhouse Record- Ebay Art Auction
He Hit Me, And It Felt Like A Kiss - Wikipedia
A collection of recent posts of my paintings and cartoons that I've discovered in my referrer stats-
http://www.gigglesugar.com/2935966?page=0,0,1 Obama Vault painting
http://www.guinealynx.info/forums/viewtopic.php?t=51040&postdays=0&postorder=asc&a Obama Victory Unicorn
http://dillardreport.com/ Obama portrait
http://thelowdown.org/index.php?topic=20812.45 Obama Victory Unicorn
http://nanazola2.blogspot.com/2009/04/bhagwan-shree-rajneesh-i-would-simply.html Mother Teresa Smiles painting
http://lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1437885 Obama Unicorn
http://www.myspace.com/theswab Madoff pancake
http://stellarparthenon.org/phpBB2/login.php?redirect=viewtopic.php&t=25603&sid=c2d4b7d387730235d6dcb91e375d83e0 Palin pancakes
http://blather.nerdgod.com/viewtopic.php?t=4503&highlight= Rush Unicorn
http://www.trailerparkboys.org/forums/index.php/topic,4316.250.html Palin Pancakes
http://www.bonaalumni.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2096 Madoff pancake
http://la4x4forum.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=32551 Sarah Palin pancakes
http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?category=PluckForum&plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3acf706468-735d-4846-8357-0f19969ada2aForum%3a751b7324-4d1b-4658-a3b7-1033d0d670edDiscussion%3aebe3836f-8ccd-45c3-b29c-dccb36498a49&plckCategoryCurrentPage=0 Fallout Obama
http://theconservativekink.blogspot.com/2009/04/drawing-line-in-sand.html Obama Victory Unicorn
http://forums.galava.net/index.php?showtopic=11450&st=40&#entry158324 Obama House painting
http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=1044453 Timothy A. Bear cartoon
http://twitter.com/everyplace/status/1173467064 Camp Lei
http://seattle.craigslist.org/forums/?act=Q&ID=121149170 Obama unicorn
http://www.metrojacksonville.com/forum/index.php/topic,2625.0.html Best. Political. Cartoons. Ever.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=588623&page=98 Bush Easter Bunny painting
http://www.bucschat.com/showthread.php?t=15090&page=2 Poot spot
http://messageboards.aol.com/aol/en_us/articles.php?boardId=568877&forward=true&listPos=_articleId:16:6171558766776606_threadId:16:7295259650366499_pageNum:1:2&articleId=1965&func=6&filterRead=true&filterHidden=true&filterUnhidden=false&numPageTokens=3 Palin pancake hunter
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/?go=forum_framed.posts&forum=2&thread=1442859&page=5 Raging Sea Obama
http://sketti.net/viewrp.cgi?id=128 I Like Turtles
http://www.thedeadbeat.org/?p=2994 Rush Limbaugh Obama Unicorn
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4318815&cpp=1 Palin pancakes
http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthread.php?t=76325&page=481 Palin Pancakes
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?showtopic=14042 Faithmouse rocket cartoon
http://nomeiodaarena.blogspot.com/2009/03/scientist-coldplay.html Dragonfly Scientist
http://rocheclassof2008.shutterfly.com/632?size=All&startIndex=0 Timothy Tears
http://www.singsnap.com/snap/forum/topic/b72e88c Faithmouse ACLU cartoon
http://rerollrp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=115 Obama Victory Unicorn
http://forum.thegiant.org/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=16089 Limbaugh Obama
http://forums.thegrandhour.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2513 Yegor Letov portrait
http://www.revleft.com/vb/bin-laden-t106078/index3.html?s=e81110eaa8acd98b3a03ccfc62f33c02& Ledger Joker
http://bejohngalt.wordpress.com/2009/04/11/action-at-last/ Obama unicorn
http://www.buildyourownclone.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=17126 Unicorn Emanuel
http://righttruth.typepad.com/right_truth/2009/04/rainbows-and-unicorns-with-obama-in-charge.html Sunsphere unicorn
http://www.infinite-love-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1323&start=20&st=0&sk=t&sd=a Faithmouse 'Santa Claus Is Catholic' cartoon
http://dreamtheaterforums.org/forum/index.php?topic=24405.0 Wall Street Obama
http://www.fuska.nu/klubbar/visa.php?id=10025 Rush Unicorn
http://sorceressofthedeep.gametrailers.com/gamepad/index.php?action=viewblog&id=448684 Oolong pancake bunny
http://www.timebomb2000.com/vb/showthread.php?t=329305 Obama sunsphere
http://www.takedumps.com/showthread.php?t=11900 Obama Victory Unicorn
http://blogs.metropulse.com/the_daily_pulse/2009/04/obama-unicorn-sunsphere.html Obama Sunsphere
http://jen.lardpirates.com/blah.html added to links, thanks!
http://gawker.com/5210383/mickey-rourke-peed-upon-by-star-dog Mickey Rourke painting
http://www.realpoor.com/viewtopic.php?t=183576&hpr=What_will_the_Easter_bunny_look_like_ Oolong pancake bunny
http://700wlwforum.com/showthread.php?t=2587&page=2 Where the wild obama are
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=677887 Ayn Rand pin-up censored
http://www.theneweffort.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=1911 Obama Unicorn pirates
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/archive/2009/04/14/obama-reads-one-of-his-favorite-children-s-books.aspx Where The Wild Obama Are
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Painter_paints_Barak_Obama_nude_on_unicorn_WTF Sunsphere Obama
http://sitfu.blogspot.com/2009/04/your-papers-please-barack-obama-refuses.html Obama portrait
http://www.stephaniemiller.com/2009/04/14/liveblog-for-tuesday-april-14-2009/ John McPancake
http://blogs.cqpolitics.com/davidcorn/2009/04/the-right-uses-jesus-to-underm.html John McPancake
http://www.beatgearcavern.com/forum/posting.php?mode=topicreview&t=38900 Palin Pancakes
http://magdajane.tumblr.com/post/95328207/i-love-pictures-of-president-obama-and-unicorns Obama unicorn
http://www.mmashare.com/news-from-bongstokes-t5367.html Heath Leder joker
http://www.reality-tour.com/forum/index.php/topic,25509.20.html Palin pancakes
http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/funinfo/1/1432880.shtml Angel Amy Winehouse cartoon
http://www.sodahead.com/question/255252/ok-democrats-we-need-a-new-symbol-to-represent-us-since-the-republicans-have-an-elephant-i-think-we-should-have-a-more-dominate-symbol-than-the-mighty-donkey-what-should-it-be/?page=1&postId=11100247#post_11100247 Obama Butter Pancake
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2228920/posts?q=1&;page=101 Sarah Palin Pancakes
http://www.myspace.com/thecalvariasign Neverborn Eviction Notice cartoon
http://www.mailordercats.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=13 Neverborn 'Trick or Treat' cartoon
http://nekrotherium.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=youtube&thread=155&page=2 Otters Holding Hands For Christ
http://220.127.116.11/freewar/internal/fight.php?action=watchclan&act_clan_id=3773 Ledger Joker
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SomeAnvilsNeedToBeDroppedDiscussion references in 'Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped' discussion
http://www.myspace.com/143039370 'We're Going To The Hunter S. Thompson Suicide Party!' cartoon
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Norm Coleman With Parasitical Pancakes
An oil painting of Norm Coleman with parasitical pancakes attached to his head.
Norm is drained by his own hunger, which has become alien and ugly.
Norm Coleman Parasite Pancakes- Ebay Art Auction
Thanks to the Graham Norton Show on BBC2 and BBC America for requesting permission to display my work on a future program. The next episode will be this Thursday, April 16th.
Monday, April 13, 2009
Mickey Rourke Versus The Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Mickey Rourke Versus The Bevery Hills Chihuahua. The most recent painting in the Gawker suggestion series.
This is the revised image. Wrong dog, of course. I assumed the 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' was the same dog in the Disney posters. Too late to make that change, but in apology to the original Gawker suggestioneer I've added pancake and taco headwear.
Rourke Versus Chihuahua- Ebay Art Auction
Obama Nude On A Unicorn In A Monstertruck Versus Pirates
Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn in a monstertruck totally defeats some pirates.
Obama Unicorn Monstertruck Pirates - Ebay Art Auction
Related story links, from both the Right and Left-
Obama Versus Pirates - Washington Monthly
Obama Scores Big Win Against Lightly Armed Pirates, Out of Gas, In Lifeboat, Drifting At Sea, After Four Day - Gateway Pundit
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Happy Easter From George Bush And The Easter Bunny
I'm pretty sure I painted this post-Easter last year, so here it is in it's proper place.
George Bush and the Easter Bunny wish you a joyous, Christ-filled Easter!
Obama Sunsphere Unicorn
An 8 by 10 painting of Barack Obama and his unicorn Penelope. Penelope's horn is the famous Knoxville Tennessee Sunsphere, once featured in a Simpson's cartoon and originally constructed for the 1982 World's Fair. I'll be happy to add custom lettering to the banner for the winning bidder.
This was painted as a way of saying thanks to the folks at Knoxblab, who have had nice things to say about my work in the past. Thanks!
Obama Knoxville Tennessee Sunsphere Unicorn - Ebay Art Auction
Saturday, April 11, 2009
A Painting Of Chantal Sebire For Holy Saturday
I painted this while I was sick, and the end result isn't exactly what I was trying for, but as a painting I imagine it isn't all that bad. The auction ends later today (Holy Saturday, 2009.) Right now the current bid is $1 dollar with eleven hours to go-
Chantal Sebire 'Blue' Portrait - Ebay Art Auction
An Oil Portrait Of Warren Ellis
A 4 by 6 inch miniature oil painting of British writer Warren Ellis. Inspired by a post he made about one of my paintings a few months ago titled 'America Ruins Everything.'
An Oil Portrait Of Warren Ellis- Ebay Art Auction
TVLand Stacey Is 'The Cougar'
A 4 by 6 inch miniature oil painting of Stacey as 'The Cougar.' Inspired by the upcoming reality television series.
In this painting Stacey is both half woman and half cougar, although the other half is more than half and all cougar.
TVLand Cougar Stacey - Ebay Art Auction
Friday, April 10, 2009
Don't Run With Scissors
Don't run with scissors or you'll put someone's eye out. The Painting.
One of five 4 by 6 inch oils which I've put up for auction.
Don't Run With Scissors - Ebay Art Auction
Gallery Of Pancake Paintings
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Faithmouse Cartoon / Rush Limbaugh Anal Poisonings
A new Faithmouse cartoon, on the subject of Rush Limbaugh warning that Gordon Brown may come down with 'anal poisoning' via Barack Obama. Perhaps he meant...oh, forget it.
I've made the original art for this cartoon available on Ebay.
Faithmouse Rush Limbaugh Anal Poisoning Cartoon - Ebay Art Auction
Rush Limbaugh: obama may have given gordon brown 'anal poisoning' - BlatherWatch
Obama: The Hand Of God
I call this painting 'Obama: The Hand Of God.'
An 8 by 10 inch oil painting of Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn using the recently discovered Hand Of God nebula to defuse a space missile. Above his head you can see the also recently discovered Crown Of Thorns as well as the Eye Of God.
Obama: The Hand Of God - Ebay Art Auction
S&M Goat Pancake Wedding
An 8 by 10 inch oil painting of an S&M goat marrying a pancake while a group of conservative talk show hosts look on in anger. The next painting in the Gawker visitor suggestion series.
S&M Goat Marries A Pancake - Ebay Art Auction
S&M Goat Marries Pancake; Repubs Outraged - Gawker
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Obama Defuses The North Korean Rocket, Pre
Barack Obama with the help of his unicorn Penelope defuse the North Korean rocket, in progress. I'll attach a flashlight to the end of Penelope's horn to help Obama see as he pulls the wires out of the rocket.
I have this, the next Gawker painting, and one other item nearly completed. I've sort of been waiting to feel better to work (diverticulitis) but the pharmacy gave me the wrong presciption in the wrong amount, and to compensate my doctor gave me an additional week's double-dose of antibiotics which not only make me sick, but hallucinate. So, let's paint.
The good news is, I've lost enough weight to pull into the equivalent recommended weight range for my height. It's sweet to be healthy!
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Thank You, Zazzle
Thanks to Zazzle for almost immediately pulling this item-
If you come across anything of mine for sale on a site outside of Ebay, not sold by me, buyer beware. Just to let you know.
On the flipside, I encourage anyone who would like to post my work to forums, blogs, etc. to do so. You may use my artwork as avatars, you can even Photoshop my work-
I'm grateful for the exposure and for the people who enjoy my paintings.
Just please don't say my artwork is yours and try to sell it. I know things are tight, but, you know...
Monday, April 06, 2009
Big Brown At The Track
A 5 by 7 inch oil painting of near Triple Crown winning racehorse Big Brown at the track.
Big Brown Art- Ebay Auction