Saturday, June 30, 2012

Amy Winehouse Large Blue Portrait Painting Art

A new large blue portrait painting of Amy Winehouse. This is a 2 by 3 foot painting on stretched canvas-

large blue amy winehouse painting
large blue amy winehouse painting
large blue amy winehouse painting
A little glare on the photos; I'll take better pictures tomorrow.
This painting of Amy Winehouse is $200, which includes international shipping.

Large Blue Amy Winehouse Painting - Ebay Art

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Three New Male Nude Art Paintings

I recently posted to ebay a short series of three paintings of male nudes posed on a couch. As with all of my male nudes, I am the model. Non naked bits shown-

male nude couch series detail 1
male nude couch series detail 2
male nude couch series detail 3

All three paintings are currently for art auction on ebay.  You can also view them via my flickr.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Obama 'Universal Health Care' Obama / Stalin / Dr. House Supreme Court Obama Ruling Painting

In anticipation of the upcoming Supreme Court ruling on Obamacare and the public option-private insurance mandate vote, my President Barack Obama ( on a unicorn ) / Soviet Leader Joseph Stalin / Dr. Gregory House Universal Health Care painting-

Obama Universal Health Care

-available on ebay as a fine art print on canvas for $20, shipping included. Cheap, cheap!

Obama Universal Health Care Art Print - Ebay

While on the subject of some things Obama, thanks to New York Times best selling author and Glamour Magazine contributor Pamela Redmond Satran for tumblring my Barack Obama Scarlett Johanssoning painting from last year -

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Monsignor William Lynn Pancake Painting

Very quick portrait of the criminally convicted Monsignor William Lynn of Philadelphia with a pancake on his head and a butter pat collar-

Monsignor William Lynn pancake portrait

Thursday, June 21, 2012

LeBron James Of The Miami Heat Goes One on One Against A Delicious Pancake / Ebay Art Auction Paintings

In celebration of the imminent victory of The Miami Heat in the NBA Championship basketball finals-a series of six paintings depicting the very talented LeBron James going mano to mano against a delicious but persistent pancake.  I've placed all of these paintings up for auction on ebay, each starting at the fabulous price of 99 cents-

LeBron James of the Miami Heat goes one on one against a delicious pancake.jpg

Man, Or Pancake? - Ebay Art Auction

LeBron James of the Miami Heat goes one on one against a delicious pancake.jpg

Beat, Or Eat? - Ebay Art Auction

LeBron James of the Miami Heat goes one on one against a delicious pancake.jpg

The Elbow - Ebay Art Auction

LeBron James of the Miami Heat goes one on one against a delicious pancake.jpg

Personal Foul - Ebay Art Auction

LeBron James of the Miami Heat goes one on one against a delicious pancake.jpg

In Your Zone - Ebay Art Auction

LeBron James of the Miami Heat goes one on one against a delicious pancake.jpg

Can't Touch This - Ebay Art Auction

Thanks to The Miami New Times, which recently included my LeBron James Assaulted By Pancakes painting in their Six Miami Heat-Themed Works of Art to Prepare You for Game Five Gallery.

LeBron James Pancake Assault painting

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Michael Jackson Nude Panther Painting, Completed

By commission; a painting of Michael Jackson nude and in the company of a panther.  Painted in tones of blue-

Michael Jackson nude blue panther painting

The original painting is 2 by 3 feet; in order to create this online image I laid the painting on a desktop scanner and then stitched the twelve scans together in Photoshop.

I've placed a print of this painting on ebay.  The print is $20, printed on canvas, and includes free shipping and a complimentary refrigerator magnet featuring a previous painting.

Michael Jackson Blue Nude Panther Painting Print- Ebay

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Catpug Pancake

A painting of a catpug with a pancake on its head-

catpug pancake

Painted on pleather.

Catpug Pancake Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Friday, June 15, 2012

Jerry Sandusky, Tickle Monster.

A nude portrait painting of former Penn State assistant coach and tickle monster Jerry Sandusky with trapped souls in his chest hairs-

Jerry Sandusky nude

Jerry Sandusky Nude Portrait Painting - Ebay Art Auction

UPDATE - removed by ebay, which happens now and then.

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Male Nude On Bed With Black Cat Art Painting Auction

A painting of a male nude laying on a bed in the company of a black cat-

male nude cat black bed

Painted completely in oil, which I haven't done very much of for the past few years, having turned almost completely to oil. I primed the canvas first in black and then removed some of the flesh color with a dry brush, which helped especially with the modeling of the back muscles.

Four out of my last five paintings have featured a male nude with a black cat; I only deviated for the last painting which ebay pulled because they decided it was either too sexy or too explicit.  This painting should pass the family friendly test just fine since it is only a picture of an ass. And a cat. Madchen has been waking my up every morning for the past week, so perhaps that's where all of this is coming from.

Painting Of A Male Nude Laying On A Bed With A Black Cat- Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Hugh Laurie Naked With Obama, Bieber, O'Brien, Stalin, Unicorns, and Robocop With Breasts

Here's two previous Obama Unicorn paintings featuring Hugh Laurie, who I understand will appear as the villain in the upcoming Robocop remake-

The first painting features Hugh with Barack Obama, Conan O'Brien, and Justin Bieber naked on a unicorn.

Hugh Laurie Conan O'Brien

The  second painting has Hugh again with Obama, and also with Joseph Stalin-

Hugh Laurie Stalin

Both paintings are available as prints on Ebay, along with the uncensored version of the Robocop painting from last year-

Robocop with breasts

Thank You.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Male Nude With Cat & Television Remote Control, Family Friendly Version, Ebay Art Auction

A highly pixelated and therefore safe and family friendly version of my painting of a male nude confused by a seemingly inoperable remote control and in the company of a much better informed cat-

male nude art painting with remote control and cat

This painting is about death.

Specifically, this is a painting of myself and my cat Madchen. I've posted the uncensored version of this painting to ebay, where you can also find additional nudes of myself and Madchen.

Male Nude With Remote Control & Cat Painting - Ebay Art Auction 

Lebron James Pancake Assault Painting Ebay Art Auction

A sports art portrait painting of Lebron James of the Miami Heat being assaulted with pancakes, more than likely thrown by an irate fan-

Lebron James Miami Heat pancake assault portrait

Lebron James Pancake Assault Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Richard Dawson Family Feud Hogan's Heroes Memorial Portrait Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Richard Dawson, the late host of the Family Feud game show and actor on the 1960's American situation comedy television program Hogan's Heroes-

Richard Dawson Family Feud Hogan's Heroes

This is an 8 by 10 acrylic portrait on canvas.
Richard Dawson Original Family Feud Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

For those who would rather not follow the auction, I've also posted a print of the same on ebay-

Richard Dawson Family Feud Art Print - Ebay