Sunday, June 30, 2013

Miley Cyrus Twerk It Unicorn Painting

A painting of the great Miley Cyrus riding a unicorn that it 'twerking it'-

Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana twerk it unicorn art

Miley is dressed in the same outfit she wore during a recent appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

On the horn of the unicorn is the word 'it.'  All together, this spells out Twerk It.  

I may still add a pancake to this painting.  As of this posting, I am undecided.

Miley Cyrus Twerk It Unicorn Painting - Ebay

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

A Portrait Of Pope Francis With Pancake And Bacon Vestments / Ebay Food Justice Art

A painting of Pope Francis wearing pancake and bacon vestments-

Pope Francis food justice

This painting symbolizes Pope Francis' recent statements regarding food justice.
His ring is a tiny pancake.

Pope Francis Food Justice Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Saturday, June 22, 2013

James Gandolfini Tony Soprano Final Scene Portrait Painting, Ebay Art

A painting of actor James Gandolfini as Tony Soprano as he appeared in the final scene of the series at Hosten's ice cream parlor in New Jersey-

actor James Gandolfini portrait

A scan of the portrait. Tony wears the same oversized black and white shirt.

Tony Soprano painting

The 16 by 20 inch acrylic stretched canvas painting.

The Sopranos memorial portrait

Another view of the actual painting.

James Gandolfini Tony Soprano Final Scene Painting - Ebay

Thursday, June 20, 2013

George Zimmer Mens Wearhouse Unicorn Painting / You'll Never Be Alone - I Guarantee It / Ebay Art Auction

A painting of recently deposed founder of Mens Wearhouse George Zimmer being comforted by a unicorn wearing a suit.

I call this painting You'll Never Be Alone - I Guarantee It.

This is for you, George-

George Zimmer Mens Wearhouse unicorn painting

George Zimmer Men's Wearhouse Unicorn Painting - Ebay Art Auction

George Zimmer, A Fond Look Back - YouTube

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Male Nude With Pancake Applique

A painting of a male nude, with the addition of a removable pancake applique.

male nude reclining pancake painting

male nude pancake applique

After painting and auctioning many dozens of paintings of myself nude on Ebay, and selling these very personal works to collectors all around the world, I am still asked the question Dan, where is the pancake in this painting? In response to this query I have invented the Nude Pancake Painting Applique-a device which I expect may/could be assimilated by fellow artists who may also be haunted by the lack of breakfast items in similar semi-erotic presentations.

Even better yet, The Nude Pancake Painting Applique will enable holders of such representations to display their pieces with or without a pancake.  No more shall owners of such works wonder "will this nude look better with a pancake?" because the answer will be readily at hand-and, if by chance the answer is no, can rest at ease knowing that the addition of a pancake lies always at the ready.

The pancake applique resides in a handsome carrying case, which should be found convenient if the owner wishes to experiment with adding pancakes to paintings in galleries or museums.

The unpancaked version of this painting may be found on my photostream on Flickr.

Thanks to Male Art : Nude for the recent post of my Frontal Nude painting.

Male Nude With Pancake Applique Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Superman IHOP Man Of Pancakes Painting

A painting of Superman IHOP spokesperson Henry Cavill with a Kryptonite pancake product-placed much too close to his finely sculpted head. The power of the green glowing pancake has turned the pupils of his eyes into two steely blue pancakes, but still he cannot be shaken from his quest, which is to have you join him at IHOP for a milkshake or better yet a tall stack.

Superman Man Of Steel movie

Superman Man Of Pancakes

This 16 by 20 inch stretched canvas acrylic painting would add the dignity of Superman to any fine home or International  House Of Pancakes restaurant.

Superman, Man Of Pancakes - Ebay Art Auction

Friday, June 07, 2013

Simon Lane Yogscast Minecraft Corgi Pancake Jaffa Cakes Painting

One of my better paintings from the past few years; Simon Lane of Yogscast in his Honeydew persona riding a corgi through a Minecraft inspired skyscape, with pancake on head, a diamond pickaxe in one hand, and a plate of Jaffa Cakes in the other. Commissioned by Turpster for Simon's birthday.

Simon Lane Corgi pancakes

Happy birthday, Simon!

Simon Lane Corgi pancakes

The actual painting does not have a flashing pancake.

Minecraft painting