Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Trololo Zombie Painting / Eduard Khil Critically Ill

A zombie painting I did last year of the Trololo man Eduard Khil, who I am sad to say is critically ill in a Russian hospital following a stroke-

Trololo zombie painting

From what I understand, Eduard was honored but also irritated by the renewed attention he had garnered via his online celebrity, as he suspected he was actually being laughed at as much as enjoyed.  Well, that's unfortunate.  Many excellent actors have progressed to careers as comedians, and Mr Khil's unintended success I think was comparable.

I gave this painting to a fan as a gift last year. Happy to repost this today as a $20 ebay print, which also included free shipping and a complimentary refrigerator magnet featuring the same image-

Trololo Zombie Guy Print With Matching Refrigerator Magnet - Ebay

A Better Amercia Mitt Romney Nude

My contribution to the ' A Better Amercia ' meme; my painting of Mitt Romney nude which was recently featured on Jay Leno incorporated into the Mitt Romney campaign website 'I'm with Mitt' abetteramercia iphone app overlay-

Mitt Romney a better amercia

Click for a larger version.  The same a better amercia image was also posted to my flick gallery.

Thanks to for the include

Monday, May 28, 2012

Jabba The Hut Kitchen Pancake Painting

By commission; a painting of Jabba The Hut in the kitchen eating a pancake-

Jabba The Hut pancakes

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Dramatic Prairie Dog Pancake

A painting of the Dramatic Prairie Dog with a surprised pancake on top of his head-

a painting of the Dramatic Prairie Dog with a pancake on top of his head

Dramatic Prairie Dog Surprised Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Male Nude Art Painting / Homme Peinture Nu Artistique / Pintura Mujer Art Nude

A painting of a new male nude. This is one of three male nude art paintings currently up for auction on ebay-

male nude leg stretch

Male Nude Leg Stretch Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Citizens Concerned About Their Breakfast / Only You Can Stop Pancakes And Waffles From Getting Gay Married Petition Ebay Art Auction

This is an auction on Ebay of the original artwork I painted to promote my Citizens Concerned About Their Breakfast / Only You Can Prevent Pancakes And Waffles From Getting Gay Married petition.

The original artwork-

only you can stop pancakes and waffles from getting gay married original art

Just Say No To Waffle Pancake Gay Marriage -Ebay Art Auction

The promotional artwork which utilizes the above art-
only you can stop pancakes and waffles from getting gay married
I think it turned out swell.

You can sign the actual petition here.  The drive is also proceeding swelly, with only 299,999,998 signatures needed to reach our goal.  I say 'our' because preventing waffle-pancake matrimony and the resultant destruction it would havoc upon the culture isn't really my responsibility; its yours as well.

Monday, May 21, 2012

Thanks, Roll Call

Thanks to Roll Call for the Heard It On The Hill HOH article-

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Thanks, April ( ROFLCon Poster)

Thanks to April Winchell of Regretsy today for the post of a photo of a framed copy of my ROFLCon poster from a few years ago, the latter featuring a number of popular internet memes and personalities of the time, as well as a number of obscure researchers who appear as flying cherbin. The post made me realize that I still have a few posters remaining, which I've never offered for sale...

ROFLCon poster

This is a 22 by 28 inch poster, signed by the artist, and also includes a signed Painter Of Pancakes photo and a refrigerator magnet featuring a previous painting.  Shipping is free.  Whoopee!


Mitt Romney Money Clip Pancake Portrait Ebay Art Auction

A painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney with a stack of pancakes held together with a money clip on top of his head-

Mitt Romney money clip pancake portrait

Mitt Romney Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Michele's Pancake

A pancake portrait for Michele-

Michele's pancake portrait

Friday, May 18, 2012

Canada PM Stephen Harper Pancake Painting, Not Nude

I've noticed that curiosity regarding a painting of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper in the nude and in the pose of Manet's Olympia is causing some activity in my stats, mainly from people searching for pictures of Stephen Harper nude which I am in the uncomforable position of not having. I apologize for the oversight. It did remind me though of this portrait of Mr. Harper with pancakes and Canadian bacon hair I in the past painted and which briefly appeared as an ebay art auction a few years ago before disappearing into the kitchen pantry archives-

Stephen Harper with pancakes and Canadian bacon on his head, and not very nude

Sans a painting of Stephen Harper in the buff, perhaps you will settle for recent depiction of Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard and former Foreign Minister Keven Rudd naked and on a kangaroo-

Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd nude and on a kangaroo, with pancakes

All the best.

Delicious Johnsonville Chicken Sausage Pancakes Painting Ebay Art Auction

This is a painting of a delicious Johnsonville Better-For-You Chicken Sausage with 50% less fat and 0g trans fat per serving (!)  presented with peppers, rice, and delicious pancakes. Norwegian painter Edvard Munsch's 'Scream' recently sold at auction for 120 million despite being void of depictions of either food or eating establishments. This painting screams flavor.
Johnsonville Chicken Sausage pancakes painting

Delicious Johnsonville Chicken Sausage Pancake Painting -Ebay Art Auction

Wednesday, May 16, 2012


Hard to find a moment to thank people...but thanks!-

I just cannot wait to put this up on my wall. I love Betty White, especially her role in Boston Legal. I will be buying more of your work. My favourite is 'You are not alone'. Kind regards and love from the UK -Julie


I ordered your Obama Healthcare print for my boyfriend's birthday a couple years ago after we saw your work featured on Tosh.0, since he's a doctor and I thought he'd like it. I wasn't completely sure where he'd want to hang it and half expected him to put it on the bathroom wall, but he loved it so much he hung it on the kitchen wall. Since then, we've given his Berkeley law professor brother a copy of the same print and recently, for an anniversary present, I gave him a Chairman Meow print (he loves cats). It really helped complete our kitchen wall triptych of fearless leaders. (I'd found a painting of Kim Jong Il as a centaur in a catalog and gave it to him last Christmas.)

Just wanted to share a picture of a couple of your prints on a kitchen wall in Baltimore and tell you how much we (and all of our guests) love them!



Congrats on your success on putting pancakes everywhere. Putting one on the overpriced Armstrong Corvette was perfect. I'll frame it and hand it in my car barn. -Charley


RT @biggayicecream: Searching for "unicorn art" on Ebay led Bryan to this: (Please buy this. I insist you own this.) - Jane Weidlin of The Go-Go's


I thought you would appreciate these. This is my girlfriends son with a giant pancake. He couldn't pull it off but gave it a good try.

I took my nephews there and told them if they could eat one pancake i would buy them a pony. When the pancakes came out, my nephew dropped his head and said "Im never gonna get a pony".

Love my Bin Laden pic thanks again!

Obama Gay Marriage Pancake Painting Ebay Art Auction

Obama is posed before a roughly rainbow colored background, which clues us that the portrait may have something to do with Gay cultural issues.  Echoing this, the face is modeled with a variety of colors both warm and cool in tone, which seem to be applied over more subdued and natural colors.  The colors aren't integrated well on the face but attempt to compliment the background.  There seems to be an attempt to paint something 'modern' over a very traditional portrait.  Obama wears a high white collar, bordered by a red/conservative background color on one side, and blue/liberal on the opposite where it is lower. On the pancake is a shape made of butter and syrup which suggests a stringed musical instrument; a guitar, or perhaps a violin.   The neck of the 'guitar' drips thickly downwards and closely misses Obama's one open eye. The drip makes some effort to make a connection with Obama, and in doing so forms a sort of handle but nearly creates a problem with the President's vision. The drip seems to rest on Obama's eyelashes...will he blink?
This portrait is symbolic of President Obama's difficulty in supporting and now surviving his decision to support Gay marriage.

Obama Gay pancake painting

Obama Gay Marriage Pancake Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

John Travolta Nude Breakfast Pancake Painting Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of the great actor John Travolta resting on a massage table and with very large breakfast sausage and pancakes which are smoking hot (please note that the sausage is NOT in a erect state.) Resting on John's shoulder is one of his hairpieces. We can just see the top of a Scientology symbol hiding beneath the table on the right side of the painting. John seems concerned about being 'revealed' but he does nothing to conceal either his hairpiece or his breakfast. The smoke (where there is smoke, there is fire) is painted with silver, symbolic of both wealth and the color of increased age, and the circular shape of the smoke evokes John's holistic Chakratic nervous energy which splits into two directions at the top of the flume, representing his dual sexual nature and perhaps resultant confusion.

  John Travolta nude pancakes

John Travolta Nude Breakfast Sausage & Pancakes Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, May 14, 2012

A Portrait Of Pat Tillman

By commission from Billy; a 2 by 3 foot portrait of Pat Tillman-

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Miranda's This & That

For Miranda; top row-Starry Night Oolong pancake print, Dramatic Prairie Dog magnet, signed photo, Gary Coleman Memorial Pancake print.  Second row-Betty White Mistletoe Pancake magnet, Chairman Mao Pancake print, Obama/Daniel Tosh Escape To Alba magnet, Justin Bieber Bacon Hair Pancake print.

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

A Pat Tillman Painting, In progress

One of two paintings by commission from Billy; in progress-a painting of Pat Tillman.  I should have both the Tillman and the Tim Tebow Angel painting completed sometime tomorrow-

A Painting Of Neil Armstrong's 67 Chevy Corvette On The Moon And With A Pancake On Its Head Ebay Art Auction The Moon

A painting of Neil Armstrong's 1967 Corvette on the moon and with a pancake on its head, ebay art auction-

  Neil Armstrong's 67 Chevy Corvette

Neil Armstrong's 67 Chevy Corvette On The Moon And With Pancake On Its Head Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Monday, May 07, 2012

Brielle's Michael Jackson / Whitney Houston Painting, In Progress

Have a nice start on a painting for Brielle of Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston-

Friday, May 04, 2012

Thanks, Jimmy Fallon & Jay Leno

Rubbercat tweeted me to say he saw my first Mitt Romney nude painting on Jay Leno last night. Thanks to both.

Thanks as well to Jimmy Fallon for mentioning the painting in his monologue the previous week-

A Painting Of Mitt Romney Nude As Stannis Barantheon From Game Of Thrones And Wearing A Sexy Ass Antler Ebay Art Auction

A painting of GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney nude as Stannis Barantheon from the HBO series Game Of Thrones and wearing not only a sexy ass antler, but also a pair of very attractive antler nipple rings.

Thanks to Jimmy Fallon for mentioning my first Mitt Romney ebay nude painting in a recent monologue. This is my third nude Mitt.

Click on the completely non-offensive image below to view the full painting, or please visit the auction page. I've set the starting bid for this painting at a mere 99 cents-

Mitt Romney Game Of Thrones nude painting

Mitt Romney Game Of Thrones Nude Painting - Ebay Art Auction