Thursday, May 31, 2007

Old Grievances Redressed

Miss Mexico Rosa Maria Ojeda Cristero war dress for the Miss Universe Pageant rejected

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Miss Mexico alters pageant dress showing hangings -Angelqueen forum

Stop The ACLU Ferret / Allergen

An additional Stop The ACLU Ferret Memorial Day cartoon I was unable to complete for last weekend. I'll revise and complete this one for an uncoming holiday, perhaps Labor Day or the Fourth of July.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

A Prayer For Hillary Chipmunk

Hillary Clinton, Hillary Chipmunk cartoon,

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Hillary Clinton, Hillary Chipmunk cartoon

Stop The ACLU Ferret / I knew It Was Your Jihad So I Baked A Cake

Memorial Day Weekend cartoon, Stop The ACLU Ferret, I knew it was your jihad so I baked a cake

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

I had a preliminary version of the above posted yesterday at Stop The ACLU.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Memorial Day Weekend Cartoon / These Colors Don't Run

Memorial Day Weekend patriotic cartoon, these colors don't run

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A patriotic cartoon for Memorial Day weekend.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Short Circuit

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Paris Hilton and Neverborn / Room Service!

Paris Hilton carries bible before going to jail

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Paris Hilton, jail, and the bible. Her great grandfather Conrad would be pleased.

Revision of the cartoon posted on Wednesday.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Monday, May 21, 2007

Email Today's Cartoon

has returned. It's on the banner.

Marian Pop-Up Book

Mary and Jesus, Marian Pop-Up book cartoon

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A revision of yesterday's Stop The ACLU Ferret toon is posted below.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Stop The ACLU Ferret / Thankee, Massa Ferret!

ACLU rebuttal
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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Gaybear / Reverend Jim McGreevey

Gaybear picture, Christian Gay Bear cartoon

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GayBear (a Gay, Catholic bear) from a cartoon in progess.

Vital Signs Blog - From Villian To Vicar?

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Monday, May 14, 2007

Stop The ACLU Ferret / Disferretional

Stop The ACLU Ferret / Disferretional

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Neverborn / Peace Sign and Halo Tip

Neverborn / Peace Sign and Halo Tip
60's colors a-coming....

Hi. I'm Al Gore. Welcome To Vespers

Hi.  I'm Al Gore.  Welcome to Vespers

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'Al Gore' version of the cartoon first posted Thursday morning to What Would Jesus Download. I changed Faith's shawl to a music bar pattern, and intend to use the same image on a revision of the previous toon which is drawn but not yet scanned (Faith knits directly from music which emanates from the radio, instead of just hearing the notes). I'm trying to get a head-start on Sunday's Stop The ACLU Ferret toon, so that other revision will have to sit tight on the back burner for now. The above is the seventh (and a half) new cartoon posted in the past six days.

Garrison Keillor, Garrison Squealor

The Garrison Squealor calendar behind the radio.

Friday, May 11, 2007

I Am City Pages BESTEST Ingrate!

I may have lost my 'Best Right-Wing Blogger' award to The Cucking Stool (auctioned off to the highest bidder fair and square by City Pages for $22.50) but I doubt another fellow RWBlogger is going to be able to match my new Best Ingrate title, an award I'm much prouder of than the previous. Try that, Nihilist!

City Pages editors and readers shouldn't take my now closed Ebay auction personally. If you go through the archives of this blog, you'll see that as soon as I make some headway amongst my 'own' crowd, I'll go and post a cartoon which challenges (threatens to alienate) many of my own fans. More than one very conservative person who discovers faithmouse and thinks it's the greatest thing since sliced bread has returned here one morning and discovered a cartoon of naked mice and moles jumping into ice water holding hands. Faithmouse is art and I do whatever entertains me, on the assumption that might entertain others as well. I think that's one reason why CP originally chose my blog in the first place. I think.

I need to pick up another dozen copies of the latest CP just because they put into real printed words that I'm an outspoken moralist. Those tear sheets may help to get me invited to the RNC next year.

What Would Jesus

Short on time, so here's a link to today's cartoon at What Would Jesus I'll have an 'Al Gore' variation on the theme posted later this evening.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Ron Paul and Galilea Montijo Cartoon

Libertarian candidate Ron Paul and Latino actress Galilea Montijo

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Revised version of the cartoon posted Thursday morning.

A cartoon combining everything that's important on the Internet; Ron Paul and Latino sex actress and model Galilea Montijo, who won the 'Big Brother 3 VIP' television reality show contest in 2003 and has appeared in several shows and Mexican soap opera serials since.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

James Lileks / Thrown Over The Back Fence

James Lileks gets thrown over the back fence by Minneapolis Star Tribune ferrets

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Center-right humor columnist James Lileks went to the U of M at the same time as the original faithmouse. His long running and now cancelled column in the Minneapolis Star Tribune was called (previous to The Quirk) -The Back Fence.

I attempt to produce cartoons, cut grass and keep up with my link acknowledgments, all without nearly cutting off my foot again...

The International Comics Conspiracy has a Minneapolis based cell, and is currently engaged in a faithmouse Jam, at the suggestion of Dump Michele Bachmann contributor Avidor.

Thanks to Alan Keyes Renew America for posting two recent cartoons.

Thanks to Fluffy for the mention on Formulaic and Derivative.

Chief at Freedom Dogs posts Faith Mouse says: Keep it.

Martin Andrade credits Faithmouse with hilarious via Fraters.

Democratic Underground has a new faithmouse thread.

Thanks to Karen for her post at Karen's Korner.

Swiftee posts a Dan Lacey top ten list at his Restraining Order. Thanks!

Thanks to Pookie18 for the recent posts at his popular Today's Toons threads at Free Republic.

The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies has a follow-up City Pages responds to 'Best Of' auctioneer post.

Thanks to FaithintheRight (Conservatism made Republicans a majority - not, Republicanism) for posting Saturday's Hillary Chipmunk toon to a recent Rush Limbaugh Live Radio Thread at Free Republic.

Just discovered this post of the Neverborn / Eviction Notice cartoon (which resigned John Edwards' staffer Amanda Marcotte blogged about at length) on this comments page at Feminist Rage LiveJournal.

Crossword Bebop includes faithmouse in today's MOB Lileks Roundup.

Al Ferret

Al Franken cartoon, Al Ferret

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Adaptor Cross

International Electrical Adaptors Cross

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A bonus cartoon for today, which can also be viewed at the free Christian Ubuntu / Linux operating system site What Would Jesus

Stop The ACLU Ferret

ACLU defends resident who wishes to marry illegal immigrant

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For the Sunday Funnies at Stop The ACLU.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Neverborn / Bumpa Yo Rumpa 4 Lyfe!

Neverborn pro-life cartoon, bumpa yo rumpa 4 lyfe!

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Revised version of this morning's cartoon.

Intended as a second President Bush / Neverborn cartoon playing off the same theme as yesterday's Bump Your Rump For Life!, but Neverborn seems to get the point across just fine here on his own.

Minnesota Monitor posts regarding our current Ebay auction of the City Pages award in their Some gratitude post.

Thanks to Swiftee at Pair o' Dice (also known as Restraining Order) for his post titled Best use of a worthless accolade from a two bit lefty rag. Swiftee has some nice words to say as well in the comments section of City Pages own competing auction at The Blotter: Putting a Price on Best of. All the best to City Pages; they've actually got the original award up for bid, but bidders please bear in mind that I'm offering for sale the commission of original artwork, as the category of my Ebay auction clearly states. Also, I could really, really use the $666 dollars. Hey, liberals; support the arts! While we're on the subject of art, City Pages commentor Avidor who also posts at Dump Michelle Bachmann creates the following image from my artwork-

image created by Avidor at Dump Michelle

-and posts it at this Comics Journal thread. Don't think I've had any exposure at CJ, so thanks for the post. Planet Preterist had some comments in 2005 regarding that John Paul II / Terry Schiavo toon. By the way, here's the finished Corpus Christi cartoon.

Spot at the cucking stool posts secular scripture referencing the stealing/selling of a 'good name' and adds 'Faith Mouse' as a technorati tagword. Didn't want to appear rude but I should mention that the name of my cartoon as it appears in the City Pages print article and web site is incorrect; it's always been faithmouse. I recommend adding the single word usage to your dogtags, Spot-it's more widely linked.

Thanks to St. Paul at Fraters Libertas for his Love For Sale post.

President Bush and Neverborn / Bump Your Rump For Life!

President George Bush and Neverborn, Bump Your Rump For Life!

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Rory is using a sketch for an older Timothy A. Bear / Father Augustine the Cat toon as his avatar at this Nike Skateboarding forum.
Local liberal blogger Zap Rowsdower at his Zap Action posts on the City Pages / Ebay thing and adds a comment in the previous post.
Just found this post of the Neverborn / Bad Ass For Life toon by Unreasoned! on I'M STARTING OVER=)'s 33413907 MySpace page.
Thanks to Sara for posting the Stop and Praise God toon from 2004 on on Bill's bharper78 MySpace page.
You can find the We're Going To The Hunter S. Thompson Suicide Party! cartoon on Barsom's MySpace page.
Brittany posts my 2004 Fighter Pilot Bush toon on's MySpace page.
Steel posts the I Did Not Have Sex With That Bin Laden toon on this Genesis Industries Data Hub forum.
Helga Bianca from the Phillipines has the Neverborn / Delivery Refused, Return To Sender toon as the background on her Friendster page.
Forever and a Lifetime's MySpace page has the Neverborn / Valentine's Day cartoon (registration required to view.)

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Free Gift For Sale

Personalized certificate for eternal life from the Lord Jesus Christ, a free gift

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Slipped this one in ahead of the Saint Paul Saint cartoon, which is nearly completed.

I've received no bids, inquiries, or interest in my current auction on Ebay of my City Pages Best of the Twin Cities Best Locally Generated Blog (Right-Wing) award. I suspect the problem may lie in my not setting a minimum bid in order to facilitate activity. Perhaps when people perceive something as having no value, content follows form. Therefore I've revised the listing and set when I think is approximate market value.

Happy bidding!

Thanks to The Association of Alternative Newsweeklies for the plug on our Ebay auction.

Hey, what do you know...there really is a certificate...

and it's up for auction at City Pages.

Um, happy bidding.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

For Sale on Ebay: My City Pages Award

I've enjoyed my City Pages award for the past week, and now I'd like to pass it along to someone, anyone, who might really deserve it. Therefore I've put it up for auction on Ebay.

I hope the editors at City Pages won't view this as a sign of ingratitude. I really do appreciate the honor; it's just that I can't really do anything with it. Very few people are impressed that I won it, and the strangers I've talked to about it don't know what a blog is. A number of fellow conservative blogs are suspicious of me simply for having been awarded the honor, and left-wing blogs won't acknowledge my presence. Therefore I believe a fellow established or would-be blogger may be able to put the award to better use than myself.

As for the legality of this, I haven't found anything on the City Pages site saying that I can't transfer title. As I don't actually receive any sort of an actual certificate embodying the honor, I've decided to draw one up myself for the highest bidder, customized to their specifications. A facsimile of what such a certificate will look like is viewable at the ebay listing.

Happy bidding!

St. Paul Saint

St. Paul Saints Minor League Baseball cartoon, Christian forgiveness and mercy

Cartoon in progress. Should have this completed sometime Tuesday.

St. Paul Saints Baseball Team
Our local minor league team, owned in part by actor Bill Murray