A Happy Fan

from Knoxville, Tennessee-



Monday's Child is happy, I am happy.

Odyssey Dawn Nude Obama Unicorn Painting

A painting of Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn, with Bob Dylan, Muammar Gaddafi, and Penelope the Unicorn on harmonica.  I call this painting 'Obama Unicorn / Odyssey Dawn'-



I have both the original painting up for auction on Ebay simultaneously with prints of the same.

Obama Unicorn Odyssey Dawn painting - Ebay Art Auction

Obama Unicorn Odyssey Dawn prints - Ebay 

Acrylic underpainting completed

If I can find six hours or so for the oil I should have this competed this evening.

I have the most patient fans..

Long overdue; a much larger version to replace the Knoxblab / Raincrow painting which I auctioned off on Ebay a few months ago. Mailed off with guilt prints.

Knut The Baby German Polar Bear Memorial Print

I remembered this portrait which I painted back in 2008 of Knut the baby German polar bear and thought it might serve as a nice memorial print for his fans-



Knut The Baby German Polar Bear Print - Ebay

Gilbert Gottfried With A Bloody Aflac Duck On His Head

A portrait of Gilbert Gottfried with a bloody Aflac duck on his head. I painted and posted this a few days ago on Ebay and found some time today to revise the likeness-



Commenting will return after a persistent something understands that I am not interested in selling Viagra.

Gilbert Gottfried Aflac Duck Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Justin Bieber With Laser Eyes

A portrait of Justin Bieber with laser eyes-



Justin Bieber Laser Eyes Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Obama Gaddafi Dylan Unicorn, in progress

Obama Gaddafi Dylan Unicorn painting, in progress. Started this last night, but I think I'll put it aside to paint an Inbetweeners Obama Unicorn instead.

Self Nude Portrait In Artist Studio Painting

Struggling with a few newer paintings over the course of the past few days, so I put everything aside and painted this self nude portrait this morning in a few hours.



Here's a larger image.

Thanks to someone on the Brazilian Portuguese language Zerg forum for posting this, my Male Nude Artist painting.

Self Nude Portrait In Art Studio - Ebay Auction

Justin Bieber Hair Shoe Parody Auction

A painting of Justin Bieber's shoe, with a head of Bieber hair.



I posted this painting a few days ago on Ebay and revised it today, adding and changing detail.  The painting is a parody of an auction on Ebay of one of Justin Bieber's shoes to benefit his former school, Stratford Northwestern Secondary School.  The shoe was personally given to his former school by Justin himself for the purpose of the auction.  Here's a link to the original auction-

http://cgi.ebay.com/JUSTIN-BIEBER-AUTHENTIC-SIGNED-WORN-SHOE-/290540325489

I've learned since placing the auction that my painting has a secret bidder associated with the original charity auction.  I'll reveal who when the auction has concluded.  Good luck!

Justin Bieber Hair Shoe Painting - Ebay Art Auction

Pancake Shrove Tuesday Bunny and Bieber

Paintings of a bunny with a pancake and Justin Bieber without, for Shrove Tuesday. Nearly completed...

Dead Mouse Siamese Cat Pancake Portrait

A painting of a Siamese cat with a dead mouse pancake on top of its head-



Dead Mouse Siamese Pancake - Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, 2. In progress.

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, 2. In progress. By commission.

Self Nude With Shirt

A painting of a male nude putting on a shirt-



Male Nude Shirt Painting - Ebay Art Auction

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, in progress.

A portrait of Julian Assange with leaky condoms for hair, in progress. By commission.

Pancakes & Booze Art Show at The Loft in Minneapolis, May 20 2011

I'll be performing street pancake poetry at the Pancakes & Booze art show at The Loft in Minneapolis on May 20th.



It will be warm by then.

Pancakes & Booze Art Show Minneapolis May 20 2011 - Facebook 

Wild Bill Utah State Pancake Portrait

A portrait of Utah State Basketball superfan Wild Bill with a pancake riding on top of his Mrs. Potts costume-



Utah State Wild Bill - Ebay Art Auction

David Wu Tigger Pancake

A portrait of Oregon Representative David Wu dressed as Tigger with a pancake on his head-



David Wu Tigger Pancake - Ebay Art Auction

A Portrait Of Justin Bieber With Bacon For Hair

An acrylic and oil portrait of Justin Bieber with bacon for hair-



There are three levels of bacon in this portrait; Canadian Bacon-the leanist and therefore healthiest meat representing the original Justin and in a style most evocative of his original haircut; raw slab bacon-representing the processed, Americanized Justin presented 'for sale' but also in a controlled state: and finally-crispy fried bacon, which evokes the chaos inherent in his most recent haircut and perhaps a harbinger of unhealthy but delicious things to come. The scene behind Justin is meant to represent a typical Canadian small town rural factory landscape; the smoke changes from pure white to a dirty grey. Justin's clothing looks more like an Islamic hijab than a hoodie; this is contrasted against the wealth of forbidden meat upon his forehead.  It will be very difficult for Justin as a Christian to continue in his career without succumbing to secular temptations.

Justin Beiber Bacon Hair Portrait - Ebay Art Auction

Dirty Show 12 Extended

Today is the last day to attend The Dirty Show 12 in Detroit, Michigan

10 Reasons to Go to The Dirty Show 12 in Detroit This Weekend - The Urban Life
Go to The Dirty Show This Weekend